Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Not at the "House of 'gow"

Is that where Floppy Woo works?

[AngryMulletMan]

Me, I'm resolving to stop secretly despising a certain microfuckingmanager at my firm and despise em only openly in the future.

After the bonus checks clear.

[AngryMulletMan]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Is that where Floppy Woo works?

That would be the Flophouse of 'gow. I don't think Floppy Woo has to work very hard.

[AngryMulletMan]

I wanna be like Penske, too.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
I wanna be like Penske, too.

Oh great. As if his ego isn't overdeveloped enough already...

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
I wanna be like Penske, too.

(Hi AMM)!

Nothing else to say.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Personally, I'm still trying to figure out why all the guys in another song are so turned on by this girl who apparently makes very good milkshakes and wants to charge people for the recipe...

In other pop culture news, OutKast is now officially over. {Spree: hip-hop duo inks the cross-branding deal with Poloroid that they forgot to get with Rosa Parks.}

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Any shmuck with a hint of an imagination can torture a piece of art to divine meaning that doesn't exist

You wish you could crank out a parody as good as this one, where "Trent Lott" reads racism into The Two Towers: http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/lordo...twotowers.html



By the by: Kiera is hot. Paigow is jelly. Nuff said.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Is there a technical term for a deliberate whiff? Does such a term exist?

Qwiff.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: If Clint would have me, I'd let him take me right up the ass.

TM

Clint is probably one of the only three men I'd ever catch a game from. I'd of course prefer to pitch if it were required that I have anal sex with Mr. Eastwood, but, if Clint were to say "bend over" and had a gun in his hand, I'd probably say, like Paul Newman said to Tom Hanks at the end of Road to Perdition, "I'm glad it was you." That's romance...

The other two men would, of course, be Tom Jones and Henry Kissinger.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Qwiff.

TM

I hate it when my grandmother does that at the dinner table.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore

stay away from my niece fucko

If you care to expand you repertoire of 50's slang, there's always "shit bird".

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Not me.

Personally, I'm still trying to figure out why all the guys in another song are so turned on by this girl who apparently makes very good milkshakes and wants to charge people for the recipe...

I don't think she's all that bangin'. But her ass is bodacious (too bad I can't find a photo of it) and she definitely needs some fries with her shake.





For paigow:



She's Nas' girl. Sang a bunch of hooks on a lot of songs you probably wouldn't recognize.

TM

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by robustpuppy

Many people need to be taught how to understand literature (the actual text, let alone the context and subtext), just like they need to be taught how to look at art, listen to music, and the like.

When the lazy, incompetents that teach english in k-12 and beyond actually manage to teach people to write competently -- then and only then -- should they be permitted to indulge their taste for literature by teaching literary appreciation.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The other two men would, of course, be Tom Jones and Henry Kissinger.

On the theory that all those Cambodians seemed to be enjoying it?