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09-14-2006, 07:24 PM
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#3856
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Oh My God
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That kind of stomach is not that hard to get. In fact, aside from being fishbelly white (sexy!!), my stomach looks like hers. It's not that hard to get. All you have to do is never have children, employ three personal trainers, and go to the gym every morning but Sunday. In other words, be out of your mind, but in a focused, exercise-specific way.
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I do all these things, and my stomach does not look like hers.
Perhaps if I shave. |
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09-14-2006, 07:31 PM
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#3857
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,277
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Oh My God
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I do all these things, and my stomach does not look like hers.
Perhaps if I shave.
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2. Though I'm not sure shaving would help in my case.
My stomach does look closer to hers than it did six months ago. Maybe in another six, seven years we'll be twins!
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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09-14-2006, 07:34 PM
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#3858
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Oh My God
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That kind of stomach is not that hard to get. In fact, aside from being fishbelly white (sexy!!), my stomach looks like hers. It's not that hard to get. All you have to do is never have children, employ three personal trainers, and go to the gym every morning but Sunday. In other words, be out of your mind, but in a focused, exercise-specific way.
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I have fairly defined obliques. I'm not sure why.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-14-2006, 07:34 PM
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#3859
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Oh My God
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Can you have it to us by Friday?
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Jesus Christ. I'm not a miracle worker.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-14-2006, 07:37 PM
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#3860
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Oh My God
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Jesus Christ. I'm not a miracle worker.
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I'm a doctor, not a breast inspector! |
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09-14-2006, 07:46 PM
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#3861
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Oh My God
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Welcome, Fenwick! Has Not Bob's assistant dropped off your orientation materials yet?
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I was going to do it, but I got jammed up on a deal. sorry! duplicating is doing it now as we type. |
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09-14-2006, 07:47 PM
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#3862
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Oh My God
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Originally posted by dtb
I have a stomach like that, too. I bought it at Nordstroms.
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Jeffrey Dahmer had 3 stomachs like that.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-14-2006, 07:49 PM
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#3863
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Oh My God
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Jeffrey Dahmer had 3 stomachs like that.
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Watch it. This is going to go Guernica on you real fast.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-14-2006, 07:50 PM
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#3864
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Oh My God
Quote:
Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Welcome, Fenwick! Has Not Bob's assistant dropped off your orientation materials yet?
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Isn't Fenwick NotBob's assistant? Or lackey?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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09-14-2006, 08:49 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Anticipation
Minds are empty, heads are hollow.
You might find out the truth is hard to swallow.
Thereīs a place down there, where heads are square.
Laws are tough and you are bare.
There is a law and there is a lawman.
Who is the right, and who is the wrong man.
It doesn't take much to kill a guy.
Donīt get in my face and ask me why...
Texas is the place...
HANGīEM HIGH!
Beers, steers, and queers
Texas is full of women and willies
Eyes too close, filthy hillbillies
Who are these people, raised in barns
... , sex on farms
Texas hoedown, this is the lowdown
Youīre full of shit, destined to go down
Letīs go down and herd īem up
If you agree, let's wordīem up
And if you donīt...
The shut the fuck up
Beers, steers, and queers
Iīve spent my life, go kicking shit
Not gonna give up, ainīt about to quit.
Life is a bucket of
Getting rough, feeding stock
Get in my way...
I'll knock you off
Beers, steers, and queers
Iīm a crazy mother in a drunken state
A redneck asswipe who thinks heīs great
So full of shit, diarrhea for fingers
Everywhere I go, personality lingers
Say you donīt like my dialect
I donīt give a damn, so fuck your respect
If youīre looking for a reason, donīt look any farther
Cuz Iīll give it to you baby, like I gave it to your father
Take what you get if it does the job
Texas has religion...
Revolting Cocks are God
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-14-2006, 08:52 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
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Originally posted by Paisley
I LOVE that movie!
OK - so other people have posted of their celeb run-ins - here's one of mine. I sat next to Cleavon Little at an Easter brunch at Jerry's Deli on Ventura Blvd during my sr year of college. And he hit on me! (I must be hottttttt! Or, at least I must have been then.) It took every bit of strength I had not to ask if it was twue what they say . . .
[et fix spelling]
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Yep, you must be.
Last edited by str8outavannuys; 09-15-2006 at 03:22 PM..
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09-14-2006, 09:03 PM
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#3867
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
A brazilian porn star once asked if she could fuck me. I must be hotttttt!
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Did you do it? Other than the disease factor, does the idea of fucking a porn star tend to intimidate most guys or not? I mean, this is someone who presumably should know a lot more about how it is done (correctly) than the average girl. Any performance anxiety? I feel like I should be directing this question to Less. |
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09-14-2006, 09:10 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Today at lunch I am going to Fairfax for some Wat, and then the WGA library. Woo hoo. I'll try to come back with the Diane song.
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WGA library did not have the Barmaid Contest episode of Cheers. Sorry gang. If I go to the USC library I'll keep my eyes open. |
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09-14-2006, 09:20 PM
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#3869
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Oh My God
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Watch it. This is going to go Guernica on you real fast.
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no I'm cool. I'm been talking to a stand up who is like at comedy college and shit, em says three jokes and move on, so I still got one more bit- heh, Jeffrey Dahmer had 100s of bits.......Oh shit, now I'm done
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-14-2006, 09:22 PM
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#3870
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
A brazilian porn star once asked if she could fuck me.
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1-800-riodebjs?
she wants me too. did she ask reallllllllllllly slowly?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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