A sad, constant bid for attention

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think my mutant belly button (now, happily, buried in layers of fat) is longer than that.

What the fuck does this mean? Do you have an outie?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I am actually quite happy [for now] with my size. Last night at Ann Taylor I was fitting in 12s and feeling decent. I had blimped out to a 16-18 prior. I want to get to an 8-10 and then I'll rest. 6 is nice but not with my frame. I will never be a 2

Ever tried Sumo wrestling?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
How much? Was the crash worth it?

TM

class actions are never "worth it." My 2 kids and I get 2K Canadian, my wife 3K. The only physical injury was my daughter had a small cut on her finger. About 180 people on the train, 2 were killed and 160 went to hospital for broken bones and major cuts. the Chinaskis walked off and got in a rental car. So I guess it was worth it since we weren't hurt at all.

At the time I promised myself that since we weren't hurt I'd give any money to the dead guy's (the train engineers) families. Now I'm thinking some good thing closer to home.

When I'm more energetic I'll post my "how to ride a train as safe as possible" advice. i discovered these rules by accident (god, as I typed that I groaned), but they seem quite universal from photos i have seen since.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Ever tried Sumo wrestling?

Am I *that* huge? I guess I'm setting myself up for the TM reply "uh yes"

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I am actually quite happy [for now] with my size. Last night at Ann Taylor I was fitting in 12s and feeling decent. I had blimped out to a 16-18 prior. I want to get to an 8-10 and then I'll rest. 6 is nice but not with my frame. I will never be a 2

I was making no judgment on your size in posting my "size 11" reply, just trying to help SS with the rhyme, and your previously-supplied information on that front made it the obvious reply.

I'm glad you are happy about the weight loss.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What the fuck does this mean? Do you have an outie?

I think she's making a reference to her colostomy bag attachment.

[Paisley]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
class actions are never "worth it." My 2 kids and I get 2K Canadian, my wife 3K. The only physical injury was my daughter had a small cut on her finger. About 180 people on the train, 2 were killed and 160 went to hospital for broken bones and major cuts. the Chinaskis walked off and got in a rental car. So I guess it was worth it since we weren't hurt at all.

At the time I promised myself that since we weren't hurt I'd give any money to the dead guy's (the train engineers) families. Now I'm thinking some good thing closer to home.

When I'm more energetic I'll post my "how to ride a train as safe as possible" advice. i discovered these rules by accident (god, as I typed that I groaned), but they seem quite universal from photos i have seen since.

Far better than the $30 service credit voucher I just received from Verizon as a class action settlement. You win!

But seriously, that sounds like some scary shit. I hope noone in the Chinaski family was too traumatized by the event.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Am I *that* huge? I guess I'm setting myself up for the TM reply "uh yes"

I'm just thinking there could be more productive (and entertaining) ways for you and Fringie to take out your aggressions.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
class actions are never "worth it." My 2 kids and I get 2K Canadian, my wife 3K. The only physical injury was my daughter had a small cut on her finger. About 180 people on the train, 2 were killed and 160 went to hospital for broken bones and major cuts. the Chinaskis walked off and got in a rental car. So I guess it was worth it since we weren't hurt at all.

At the time I promised myself that since we weren't hurt I'd give any money to the dead guy's (the train engineers) families. Now I'm thinking some good thing closer to home.

When I'm more energetic I'll post my "how to ride a train as safe as possible" advice. i discovered these rules by accident (god, as I typed that I groaned), but they seem quite universal from photos i have seen since.

Why did your wife get more?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I was making no judgment on your size in posting my "size 11" reply, just trying to help SS with the rhyme, and your previously-supplied information on that front made it the obvious reply.

I'm glad you are happy about the weight loss.

Thanks.

Sorry u r having a bad day.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Why did your wife get more?

She has alleged mental issues about public transport now. Takes meds when we fly, etc.

I'll tell the story tomorrow.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What the fuck does this mean? Do you have an outie?

Not anymore. An upside of festivity.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Not anymore. An upside of festivity.

Fringey, Fringey, she's our wo[man]
if she can't be festive
PPNYC can?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
She has alleged mental issues about public transport now. Takes meds when we fly, etc.

I'll tell the story tomorrow.

I'd pay $1000 to avoid having those issues.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I'd pay $1000 to avoid having those issues.

Excuse me, I note there is a new registrant/registree dserth2001.

Isn't anyone going to do the welcome, newber post?

"Hello dserth2001, welcome newber we expect great things!"

Very truly yours,
ppnyc