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10-24-2003, 04:35 PM
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#3871
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Theo rests his case
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: who's askin?
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Land of Fu*
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm gentle with virgins.
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I'm sure it will wash out of my socks. FWIW, FYI, I don't think you masturbating on my calf would change my status vis a vis dorks.
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Man, back in the day, you used to love getting flushed, you'd be all like 'Flush me J! Flush me!' And I'd be like 'Nawww'
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10-24-2003, 04:37 PM
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#3872
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She Said, Let's Go!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: hollerin' for Heras
Posts: 1,781
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Attack of the Interchangeable Bimbos
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Sounds like a B Movie title.
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I'd sure as hell run away. Although I am certain I could kick their asses because they'd baby-slap-fight like simpy little girls in a man-pleasing porn flick, their over-long acrylic fingernails, silver stiletto heels, and dagger-sharp fake eyelashes could do some serious bodily damage.
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but you'll look sweet/upon the seat/of a bicycle built for two
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10-24-2003, 04:44 PM
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#3873
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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I Love the Timmy Strikes Back
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Thank you.
And this is precisely the problem with fucking MTV. Any music video programming they do show is at a time when few people are able to watch it, unless they are insomniacs, or don't work.
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To be fair, TRL shows (parts of) videos. At least, it did back when Carson was hosting it every day and I was in law school. Who can forget the day they retired "Freak on a Leash?" Or the incredible hold that BSB and NSync had on the #1 spot? No argument about prime-time, however. Blame the market. |
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10-24-2003, 04:54 PM
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#3874
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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10-24-2003, 04:57 PM
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#3875
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Attack of the Interchangeable Bimbos
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Originally posted by purse junkie
I'd sure as hell run away. Although I am certain I could kick their asses because they'd baby-slap-fight like simpy little girls in a man-pleasing porn flick, their over-long acrylic fingernails, silver stiletto heels, and dagger-sharp fake eyelashes could do some serious bodily damage.
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I can't believe I am weighing in on this, but it is a boring Friday...
Jenny McCarthy was not portrayed as dumb and she actually held her own in a crowd of 50 stupid pumped up guys week after week on Singled Out. Leaving the viewing public to believe that she could kick all of their asses.
So, for Penske, I give you this...
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10-24-2003, 04:58 PM
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#3876
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For the People
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: on the coast
Posts: 1,009
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I Love the Timmy Strikes Back
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Originally posted by me
Marisol Massey was the first game show girl on RC.
Kari Wuhrer took over before settling into Skinemax roles.
I know there was at least one other game show girl, but Jenny came much, much later.
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Originally posted by purse junkie
Jesus Christ, is there even a difference? Boobs, bleach and bikinis. It's all one interchangeable bimbo.
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Marisol had the Lawnguyland accent that those from California had never heard before. So there's a difference. I think one of the non-Kari followups was Latina, but I'm pretty sure no Carmen Electra. I don't think Carmen got her implants until the 90's, so she wasn't even Carmen Electra back then.
I had no problem with Remote Control or Beavis and Butthead, but the whole network went to shit once they started TRL. That was about a year after grunge had passed its sell-by date.
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"You're going to miss everything cool and die angry."
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10-24-2003, 04:59 PM
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#3877
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Curiously, lacrosse is the national sport of Canada. |
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10-24-2003, 04:59 PM
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#3878
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Land of Make Believe
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Bil Mo'
If you respond to this, Ms. Kiss, I recommend both a name change and a change in your telephone number/email and other contact information.
You have been warned.
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Im sorry...do I know you? |
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10-24-2003, 05:01 PM
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#3879
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Land of Fu*
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Originally posted by Say_hello_for_me
I'm sure it will wash out of my socks. FWIW, FYI, I don't think you masturbating on my calf would change my status vis a vis dorks.
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Masturbation jokes, schticking and stalking allegations, and such incisive, biting name-calling as "big dummy" and "dork." Congratulations. You have managed to make a certain other poster seem witty and urbane by comparison. Receptionist, meet shampoo girl. Maybe she will help you with that virginity thing.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-24-2003, 05:03 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Land of Fu*
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Originally posted by Bil Mo'
If you respond to this, Ms. Kiss, I recommend both a name change and a change in your telephone number/email and other contact information.
You have been warned.
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Bitch please.
Why do you recommend this course of action? Is Mr. Slave a dangerous man? Am I a poor maiden in need of protection? Am I danger-averse?
And it is ABBA, all caps.
TITS out. |
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10-24-2003, 05:06 PM
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#3881
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Guest
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I Love the Timmy Strikes Back
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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
grunge had passed its sell-by date.
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How clever. And I didnt know grunge had a sell by date. But I thank you for a new annoying little saying. Thanks for playing has passed its sell by date. But Your Mileage May Vary. |
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10-24-2003, 05:07 PM
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#3882
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Ty Lies!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Looking for Bilmore.
Posts: 61
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Land of Fu*
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Bitch please.
Why do you recommend this course of action? Is Mr. Slave a dangerous man? Am I a poor maiden in need of protection? Am I danger-averse?
And it is ABBA, all caps.
TITS out.
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Personal Experience. (And, to answer Mr. Slave, yes).
But if you are a glutton for ....
Oh, whatever.
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Bfpppft.
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10-24-2003, 05:08 PM
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#3883
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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So if someone tells you they "lettered in lacrosse" in high school/college, it means they couldn't get dates?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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10-24-2003, 05:08 PM
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#3884
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Theo rests his case
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: who's askin?
Posts: 1,632
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Land of Fu*
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Masturbation jokes, schticking and stalking allegations, and such incisive, biting name-calling as "big dummy" and "dork." Congratulations. You have managed to make a certain other poster seem witty and urbane by comparison. Receptionist, meet shampoo girl. Maybe she will help you with that virginity thing.
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Uhm, a name that alludes to a once-funny punchline from 10 months ago, mundane variations of a mildly amusing insult, allegations of appointment as a board spokesperson, and an apparent sensitivity to being called a "big dummy". Yo, im outa here til sunday too. Places to go and things to do. Please come up with a new toss or two by then. Seems yur a bit out of practice. Oh yeah, and keep away from my socks shorty, I don't want to have to wash them twice in one week.
Ta ta shifty
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Man, back in the day, you used to love getting flushed, you'd be all like 'Flush me J! Flush me!' And I'd be like 'Nawww'
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10-24-2003, 05:10 PM
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#3885
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naughty but sweet
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: dramatically lowering my post per day average
Posts: 266
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Public Service Announcements
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Whatever gets you through the night. Just remember, your secrets are not safe with anyone. Especially those with access to your computer codes.
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well normally the fact that a lunatic with serious mental problems and stalkerish tendacies is implicitly threatening me and claiming to know my real identity might worry me, but dearie, you are so far off base about me that i think i'll sleep well tonight.
but paigow, you really need to seek professional help. and i'm not flaming you by saying that. |
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