It's all about me - Page 259

Alex_de_Large · 08-13-2004, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Would you be that impressed if it turns out that he was forced into this situation after allowing himself to be blackmailed? This story at least suggests that his accuser wanted an "exorbitant sum" of hush money to make the issue go away.

The thing that disturbs me about the story is that he apparently appointed an unqualified foreign national to be in charge of New Jersey's homeland security program. That is inexcusable.

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The sum of $5 million was mentioned on the news this morning. If this is true, talk about extortion backfiring: the employee dude fucks the governor then asks for $5 million in hush money. Instead, the governor turns to the press and says, yeah, "I used to fuck that guy", effectively outing both himself and the extortionist. Pretty slick.

Pretty Little Flower · 08-13-2004, 10:48 AM

If or if not my butt was pointy
And filled with lemonade
Then you my friends could lick it
Until my buttocks were flat

leagleaze · 08-13-2004, 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Clearly, leagl is going steady with the lesbian version of Mrs. Not Bob.

And coltrane, not only is flirting Not Allowed, but "flirting" is broadly (no pun intended) defined. Holding doors open for a woman, for example, is flirting.

I know that Mrs. Eaze has a broader definition of flirting than I do. This wouldn't be hard though, my definition of flirting was very narrow.

That said I am still allowed to open a door for someone else.

As far as how different people here define flirting, Not Bob said it well.

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But I'm not married to y'all, so the point is moot.

ThurgreedMarshall · 08-13-2004, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Begging the question that if 9/11 had happened in 1996, would Monica Lewinsky now have Tom Ridge's job?

Sometimes you're as dumb as a bunny.

TM

notcasesensitive · 08-13-2004, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by Dave
This, combined with the poll of the day, has resulted in the following NewsRadio moment being stuck in my head:

LISA: Sex and gender are the same thing
MAX: Au contraire. I'd much rather have sex than gender
LISA: Well, since you have neither, that must be very sad for you.

I need someone to repost the Calgon commercial or something to get this crap out of there.

Calgon, take me away!

[I always wondered as a kid - were these the same products or is there some way two different products could have the same name?]

Alex_de_Large · 08-13-2004, 11:27 AM

Would you fuck this guy?

notcasesensitive · 08-13-2004, 11:30 AM

Much different result this year. I think the right comic won it. I'm glad that the house interactions didn't affect the voting this year the way they did last year.

SPOILERS

SPOILERS

Before the performances Tuesday, I would have put even money on Alonzo and Heffron, but I didn't think Alonzo's act on Tuesday was his A stuff. Everybody in the house obviously feared him, based on the way voting went in the house and I thought he was the early favorite to win the whole thing, but Heffron does have a great stage presence and ability to connect with his audience. I bet we'll see much more of him in the future than Dat Phan and Ralphie May combined (ohh, bad visual).

leagleaze · 08-13-2004, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Would you fuck this guy?

Of course not.

Alex_de_Large · 08-13-2004, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by leagleaze
Of course not.

Neither would I. I guess I should have more narrowly tailored my question: would the straight women and gay men on the board (or anyone else who fucks men, as a catch-all) fuck that guy?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 08-13-2004, 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
(or anyone else who fucks men, as a catch-all)?

Ah, I see you're including the Sebby + $500k crowd.

notcasesensitive · 08-13-2004, 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Neither would I. I guess I should have more narrowly tailored my question: would the straight women and gay men on the board (or anyone else who fucks men, as a catch-all) fuck that guy?

I've done worse. However, I sense that he lacks any interest in fucking me, so I guess no.

Alex_de_Large · 08-13-2004, 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ah, I see you're including the Sebby + $500k crowd.

Sure. I figured I would get the widest range of possible fuckees that way.

Alex_de_Large · 08-13-2004, 11:45 AM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive

I've done worse. However, I sense that he lacks any interest in fucking me, so I guess no.

Actually, I meant the guy that McGreevey allegedly had the affair with. This guy:

notcasesensitive · 08-13-2004, 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Actually, I meant the guy that McGreevey allegedly had the affair with. This guy:

I've done worse than him too. Geez, Alex, way to make me feel bad. Would I do him today? No. Would I have done him at some younger, more foolish point in my life? Quite possibly - how tall is he?

Alex_de_Large · 08-13-2004, 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I've done worse than him to. Geez, Alex, way to make me feel bad. Would I do him today? No. Would I have done him at some younger, more foolish point in my life? Quite possibly - how tall is he?

I'm not trying to make anyone feel bad, sorry NCS. I was just curious, as someone who doesn't do men, whether then man-fuckers among us find him doable.