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04-28-2005, 01:37 PM
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Flaired.
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What's wrong with guys once they get past 40?
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Midlife crisis?
Will he sleep with his ex-wife's sister?
Tom Cruise's new girlfriend, Katie Holmes, was four years old when he starred in "Risky Business."
Cruise, 42, and Holmes, 26, have been dating a few weeks, Cruise’s publicist and sister, Lee Anne DeVette, said Wednesday.
Holmes is best known for starring in the TV show “Dawson’s Creek,” and the movies “Wonder Boys” and “Pieces of April.” She will co-star with Christian Bale in this summer’s “Batman Begins.”
2 Questions, 1 - what is she thinking?
2 - what is he thinking?
So dude, do you totally like want to go clubbing or what?
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How is this different from Ashton and Demi? Is there some sort of requirement that adults date people of their generation? This makes him a loser, I take it? |
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04-28-2005, 01:38 PM
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#3872
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
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What's wrong with guys once they get past 40?
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Cruise, 42, and Holmes, 26
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More importantly, Cruise, 5'4", and Holmes, 5'11"...... |
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04-28-2005, 01:39 PM
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What's wrong with guys once they get past 40?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
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Isn't she taller than him?
Isn't everyone?
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Hell, I'm almost taller than he is. Funny there are very few photos of them together. Here's one but he looks like he's been photoshopped in by Hank's wife.
Damn he's ugly.
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04-28-2005, 01:39 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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What's wrong with guys once they get past 40?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
How is this different from Ashton and Demi? Is there some sort of requirement that adults date people of their generation? This makes him a loser, I take it?
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Why can't I be a loser?
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04-28-2005, 01:41 PM
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What's wrong with guys once they get past 40?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
How is this different from Ashton and Demi? Is there some sort of requirement that adults date people of their generation? This makes him a loser, I take it?
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No difference. Demi is clearly out of her mind. But that was from all the drugs she did during her General Hospital days.
Tom is a loser, but for so many reasons. He's slowly turning into Billy Joel.
Word on the streets is that Demi is pregnant with a boy.
Star is reporting that Hollywood's other big-time pregnancy denier Demi Moore will give birth to a boy this fall.
"Demi suspected that it would be a boy, and she was pleased to see her intuition was right on the money", says a Star source.
"Ashton and the girls are thrilled, but Demi admits she has a lot of conflicting emotions. This pregnancy was a huge surprise for her and she's still wrapping her head around it."
A Star source also reports that Demi's ex Bruce Willis is excited, "His daughters will finally get the little brother they've been wanting for years."
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Last edited by NotFromHere; 04-28-2005 at 01:44 PM..
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04-28-2005, 01:47 PM
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#3876
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Registered User
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What's wrong with guys once they get past 40?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
How is this different from Ashton and Demi? Is there some sort of requirement that adults date people of their generation? This makes him a loser, I take it?
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There are many things that make Cruise a loser. Dating Katie Holmes, being extremely wealthy and having immense fame are not any of those things.
Scientology is one of those things. Only making patch friendly risk-free movies is another.
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04-28-2005, 01:51 PM
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#3877
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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What's wrong with guys once they get past 40?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
How is this different from Ashton and Demi? Is there some sort of requirement that adults date people of their generation? This makes him a loser, I take it?
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Demi obviously is not as concerned with her image as Tom is. Ashton is an ugly, dorky, moronic goofdorkmoron. Katie Holmes is hot. (And I'm F, straight, but Y,Y,Y,Y.)
I used to think she was a little too cute to be tolerable until she played that monkey boy scene (hi, Flinty!) with Chris Kattan on SNL and gamely let the apple spittle rest on her eyelashes and hair. But is she really 5' 11"? |
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04-28-2005, 01:52 PM
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What's wrong with guys once they get past 40?
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
A Star source also reports that Demi's ex Bruce Willis is excited, "His daughters will finally get the little brother they've been wanting for years."
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Right, I'm sure Bruce is thrilled that Ashton moronicgoofdorkmoron Kutcher could give Demi the Y that Bruce couldn't. Because Bruce Willis is really Alan Alda. |
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04-28-2005, 01:53 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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What's wrong with guys once they get past 40?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Demi obviously is not as concerned with her image as Tom is. Ashton is an ugly, dorky, moronic goofdorkmoron. Katie Holmes is hot. (And I'm F, straight, but Y,Y,Y,Y.)
I used to think she was a little too cute to be tolerable until she played that monkey boy scene (hi, Flinty!) with Chris Kattan on SNL and gamely let the apple spittle rest on her eyelashes and hair. But is she really 5' 11"?
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Katie Holmes is hot hot hot, and I am f, s, n, n, n, n.
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04-28-2005, 01:55 PM
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What's wrong with guys once they get past 40?
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
How is this different from Ashton and Demi?
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Ummm, Ashton and Demi fuck. Tom just keeps taking beautiful young women out of the dating pool for no good reason.
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04-28-2005, 01:56 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Huh?
Next time some non-client who wants some free advice and asks for a discete answer on (say) the market rate for licensing some obscure invention that they've created that's probably worthless but to them is worth millions, I will send them here.
Carry on.
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04-28-2005, 01:57 PM
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It's still crap. Just because you wouldn't know good music if it got stuck in your sandy vagina doesn't mean that some pre-packaged Paigowbangable dude with a bunch of signing lessons has any talent. Fuck, I don't even like the Michelle Branchs of the world very much, but at least she's writing her own shit.
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Ah, so you haven't seen the show this season. This argument is worse than I know everyone mostly agrees that I am mainly correct. I love a lawyer who preaches about what he knows nothing of.
How is the WCSB? |
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04-28-2005, 01:58 PM
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What's wrong with guys once they get past 40?
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Ummm, Ashton and Demi fuck. Tom just keeps taking beautiful young women out of the dating pool for no good reason.
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They're not actually out of the dating pool, only nominally so. |
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04-28-2005, 01:58 PM
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#3884
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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What's wrong with guys once they get past 40?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Isn't she taller than him?
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Free research for lo berry:
thurgreed is taller.
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04-28-2005, 02:00 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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What's wrong with guys once they get past 40?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
They're not actually out of the dating pool, only nominally so.
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I am sure that Katie is getting as much as she wants. Not necessarily from Tom, but.
Possibly Hank also just wants to be seen with her, but has no interest in fucking her.
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