Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Me too! Even people who are great lays.

I used to have a great Calvin & Hobbes cartoon about how people suck. Loved it. That was the pre-antidepressant portion of my life.

I used to have this hilarious Garfield cartoon in which he eats, like, an entire lasagna in one gulp. I had it on my refrigerator. That was the pre-ABBA-made-me-gay portion of my life.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I used to have this hilarious Garfield cartoon in which he eats, like, an entire lasagna in one gulp. I had it on my refrigerator. That was the pre-ABBA-made-me-gay portion of my life.

Only straight men like Garfield? Interesting.

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
What does this mean?

I have no idea. Ask Charlene.

Originally posted by Not Bob
She's quoting from her favorite song -- you know, the "I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me" one? About the chick who had lots of fun being undressed by kings, drinking champagne on a yacht, etc., but tells the mom with the screaming kids in the frozen food aisle at the Grand Central that it was all meaningless, and that being a submissive wife/mother is the be-all, end-all to a woman's life.

Christ, I don't even remember the mom with the screaming kids in the frozen food section part. I thought she was just saying that jetsetting ain all that. I didnt realize this was a self righteous kayaking kinda tune.

I hope RP is not on her way to her.

Originally posted by Not Bob
Fuck! Beaten to the punch by Chinaski!

to the whore who took my post

some say we should keep personal remorse from the
posts,
stay light, and there is some reason in this,
but jezus;
twelve posts gone and I don't save them and you have
my
line drawings too, my best ones; its stifling:
are you trying to crush me out like the rest of them?
why didn't you take my login? they usually do
from the sleeping drunken keyboard sick in the corner.
next time take my left arm or a fifty
but not my posts:
I'm not Penske
but sometime simply
there won't be any more, abstract or otherwise;
here'll always be links to CNN and asshats and Sequels,
down to the last thread,
but as God said,
crossing his legs,
I see where I have made plenty of GAs
but not so very much
good posting.

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
1) because he's not my boyfriend.
2) It's the language of youth. I think it's cute, Ms. Blowjob Camel.

1) I guess you aren't gonna tell theboard what happened? With Abba going the way of the monogs, you are one of the few interesting lived ones left. Bummer.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I used to have this hilarious Garfield cartoon in which he eats, like, an entire lasagna in one gulp. I had it on my refrigerator. .

I bet you loved Nermal.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why? Because they'd interfere with effective suction?

You did not answer my question. You may be the new GWNC. Spill.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Indeed. Gypsies = tramps and thieves.

(But every night the men would come around, and lay their money down.)

Fuck! Beaten to the punch by Chinaski!

Word on the street is that the Cherokee her father married in the song "Half Breed" was not really Cherokee.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ironweed
to the whore who took my post

some say we should keep personal remorse from the
posts,
stay light, and there is some reason in this,
but jezus;
twelve posts gone and I don't save them and you have
my
line drawings too, my best ones; its stifling:
are you trying to crush me out like the rest of them?
why didn't you take my login? they usually do
from the sleeping drunken keyboard sick in the corner.
next time take my left arm or a fifty
but not my posts:
I'm not Penske
but sometime simply
there won't be any more, abstract or otherwise;
here'll always be links to CNN and asshats and Sequels,
down to the last thread,
but as God said,
crossing his legs,
I see where I have made plenty of GAs
but not so very much
good posting.

what do you think about the g-rated Ranger's jerseys?
http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/hi/news/5039479.html

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I used to have this hilarious Garfield cartoon in which he eats, like, an entire lasagna in one gulp. I had it on my refrigerator. That was the pre-ABBA-made-me-gay portion of my life.

I had a Cathy cartoon where she says picking at something didn't count as calories. That was in my pre-postspinster life.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Christ, I don't even remember the mom with the screaming kids in the frozen food section part. I thought she was just saying that jetsetting ain all that. I didnt realize this was a self righteous kayaking kinda tune.

I hope RP is not on her way to her.

Well, the screaming kids in the frozen food section is how I imagine it. Anyway, from Lauren Henderson (one of my favorite mystery writers):

• It's one of those songs that stays with you, and there's a very good reason for that. In fact this song is a perfect example of the return of the repressed; or, to put it another way, how a writer's declared intentions can be subverted by the hidden power of their own subtext. 'Never Been To Me' is overtly about how dangerous it is for women to charge around the world following their own selfish pleasures and how much better it is to bite the lip, stay at home and do what nature intended for us to do (breed). That, in any case, is what Ron THINKS he's here to tell us.
  
  Charlene begins by addressing one of the latter type of women, a stay-at-home mother in the middle of a pretty nasty bout of housewife blues.+
  
  "Hey lady, you lady, cursin' at your life.
  You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife
  I've no doubt you dream about the things you'll never do.
  But I wish someone had talked to me like I wanna talk to you."
  
  We will return to the various phrases Charlene uses to describe the pissed-off homemaker later. But let us look first at the way she tries to convince the POH that the latter has made the right choice in life:
  
  "Oh, I've been to Nice and the Isles of Greece where I sipped champagne on a yacht.
  Moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I got.
  I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't s'posed to see.
  I've been to Paradise but I've never been to me."
  
  That the POH hasn't brained Charlene with a baby stroller by this point shows considerable restraint. There is nothing worse than someone who's had the kind of good time you haven't telling you it wasn't worth it after all, like supermodels complaining that they only get offered bimbo parts in movies. When Helena Bonhan Carter moaned in a Time Out interview that she always got the boring heroines and would love to play character roles, Kathy Burke wrote a famously blistering letter to Time Out pointing out that, as a self-proclaimed ugly cow, she wouldn't at all have minded Helena's dilemma. The more Charlene bangs on about having been undressed by kings, the more it makes any self-respecting POH desperate to shoot off to the Riviera and flaunt herself in a string bikini in the hope that some monarch with time on his hands will immediately summon her to his yacht and start peeling the macramé two-piece off her with his teeth.

http://www.tartcity.com/newdungeon.html

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not really, but I will note that once again, you turn the argument into something it's not. I never said you were a bastard, I said you used a lame technique. Bt if it makes you feel important to think that your image rises to the level of bastard in my imagination, or anyone else's, so be it. Let it make your life happier. And I believe I'm mainly correct when I say that nobody here , other than yourself and possibly Sidd, would masturbate to thoughts even remotely associated with you, because you come across like someone who is generally ignored in real life, yet feels that he shouldn't be because of his obvious way with words,overall sense of fun, enlightened attitude, and vigorous driving skills.

This just makes me miss RB.

TM

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
what do you think about the g-rated Ranger's jerseys?
http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/hi/news/5039479.html

Typical bullshit story from an anti-Celtic press. Sponsorless Celtic tops have been available since Carling became the sponsor and people didn't want to wear (or have their kids wear) the name of that Coors-owned piss. The other thing driving this story is that the huns are in a frenzy for media attention -- they won the league but Celtic is dominating the news with the new manager, possible signings, etc. Notice that they called Celtic for comment on the day they were holding Strachan's first press conference but act all surprised that no one was available to comment on their non-story.

By the way, are the Pistons still in the playoffs? Now that football season is over I might start following the basketball.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ironweed
Typical bullshit story from an anti-Celtic press. Sponsorless Celtic tops have been available since Carling became the sponsor and people didn't want to wear (or have their kids wear) the name of that Coors-owned piss. The other thing driving this story is that the huns are in a frenzy for media attention -- they won the league but Celtic is dominating the news with the new manager, possible signings, etc. Notice that they called Celtic for comment on the day they were holding Strachan's the first press conference but act all surprised that no one was available to comment on their non-story.

By the way, are the Pistons still in the playoffs? Now that football season is over I might start following the basketball.

2-a-days start later this summer. Thank god.