Waiting for Fitzgerald - Page 259

Hank Chinaski · 10-25-2005, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
President Bush said today that military action was a "last resort" in dealing with Syria if Damascus refused to co-operate with a United Nations investigation into the murder of Rafik Hariri, the former Lebanese prime minister.

Translation: Full steam ahead!!!

Woo Hoo!! Now we will finally have a chance to uncover the WMDs that were moved from Iraq and vindicate Colin Powell.

God Bless these United States! What countries are next to Syria?

bilmore · 10-25-2005, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
President Bush said today that military action was a "last resort" in dealing with Syria if Damascus refused to co-operate with a United Nations investigation into the murder of Rafik Hariri, the former Lebanese prime minister.

Translation: Full steam ahead!!!

Woo Hoo!! Now we will finally have a chance to uncover the WMDs that were moved from Iraq and vindicate Colin Powell.

Poor Kofi. He's been trying so hard to avoid this - even to the point of doctoring the report on the investigation to hide Syria's involvement. (Hint: turn off "track changes" before submitting doctored SuperSecretTopConfidential report to world leaders. What a dufe.)

Gattigap · 10-25-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Poor Kofi. He's been trying so hard to avoid this - even to the point of doctoring the report on the investigation to hide Syria's involvement. (Hint: turn off "track changes" before submitting doctored SuperSecretTopConfidential report to world leaders. What a dufe.)

Really? That's pretty funny.

(Seriously. I haven't really followed this story, but if Kofi got burned by MS Word, he's just the latest in a long line of twits to have done so. Remember David Boies' firm, and SCO Group v. [Bank of America, no I'm sorry,] Daimler-Chrysler? Oh, how we laughed.)

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-25-2005, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
President Bush said today that military action was a "last resort" in dealing with Syria if Damascus refused to co-operate with a United Nations investigation into the murder of Rafik Hariri, the former Lebanese prime minister.

Translation: Full steam ahead!!!

Woo Hoo!! Now we will finally have a chance to uncover the WMDs that were moved from Iraq and vindicate Colin Powell.

Too little, too late. The uncreative bastard. Didn't he learn anything from Clinton? Lobbing some bombs on a foreign country is not going to detract anyone's gaze from the domestic Exxon Valdez Bush has going on right now.

All eyes are on Fitz.

bilmore · 10-25-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Really? That's pretty funny.

(Seriously. I haven't really followed this story, but if Kofi got burned by MS Word, he's just the latest in a long line of twits to have done so. Remember David Boies' firm, and SCO Group v. [Bank of America, no I'm sorry,] Daimler-Chrysler? Oh, how we laughed.)

Can't resist telling this one.

He promised he'd not get involved in the report - he wouldn't try to sugar-coat, or hide anyone who might be named. Big-time promise.

The report is e-mailed out to the distribution list. If you hit the right buttons, a section that now says "several unnamed Syrian leaders are implicated in . . . " is shown as being the substitute for the names of the top four Syrians including the prez. Time tracking shows that the change was made about six minutes after Kofi was logged in to meet with the report author.

Too funny.

Penske_Account · 10-25-2005, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Too little, too late. The uncreative bastard. Didn't he learn anything from Clinton? Lobbing some bombs on a foreign country is not going to detract anyone's gaze from the domestic Exxon Valdez Bush has going on right now.

All eyes are on Fitz.

Yes, the American people care about that. Sorry Sebby but you and you're effette ivy tower faux intellectual NYTimes-reading, Georgetown-UpperEastSide-Berkeley-salon-pontificating looney leftists are going to be disappointed, again, the Commander in Chief has a go here. Green light. The war on terror is opening a new theatre. Break a leg indeed!

The bombs will start dropping before the New Year and one more evil ME empire will bite the dust before the summer solstice. As a bonus, this probably tightens the Israelis grip on the Golan.

Penske_Account · 10-25-2005, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Can't resist telling this one.

He promised he'd not get involved in the report - he wouldn't try to sugar-coat, or hide anyone who might be named. Big-time promise.

The report is e-mailed out to the distribution list. If you hit the right buttons, a section that now says "several unnamed Syrian leaders are implicated in . . . " is shown as being the substitute for the names of the top four Syrians including the prez. Time tracking shows that the change was made about six minutes after Kofi was logged in to meet with the report author.

Too funny.

He should be impeached, but I doubt the French and their leftwing allies in the Demo party would allow such a just fate. They can't even agree that sexual assault is bad.

Secret_Agent_Man · 10-25-2005, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
He should be impeached, but I doubt the French and their leftwing allies in the Demo party would allow such a just fate. They can't even agree that sexual assault is bad.

Wait a minute, Kofi tried to rape the author of the report?

S_A_M

Penske_Account · 10-25-2005, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by Secret_Agent_Man
Wait a minute, Kofi tried to rape the author of the report?

S_A_M

No, apparently his target was the reader.

[TRUE STORY] By the by, I had dim sum for lunch today, and my [other] fortune read:

many people are seeking you for your sound advice [/TRUE STORY]

Indeed.

bilmore · 10-25-2005, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
[TRUE STORY] By the by, I had dim sum for lunch today, and my [other] fortune read:

many people are seeking you for your sound advice [/TRUE STORY]

Indeed.

So, what kind of bookshelf speakers do you think I should put in my . . .

Penske_Account · 10-25-2005, 05:52 PM

Hope is out there:

(CNN) -- A majority would vote for a Democrat over President Bush if an election were held this year, according to a CNN/USA Today/Gallup Poll released Tuesday.

Do the Dimwits have access to a timemachine? Ty@51?

bilmore · 10-25-2005, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hope is out there:

The Republican always loses to the unnamed Democrat.

Fortunately, the Democrats always end up naming someone.

Penske_Account · 10-25-2005, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
The Republican always loses to the unnamed Democrat.

Fortunately, the Democrats always end up naming someone.

Exactly my point. If Bush's victory in 2000, coming off the inexplicable foundation of Clinton's popularity, was not overwhelming evidence of how out of touch the Dimwits are with the American electorate, the victory in '04 was the other 58,999,999 nails to seal that coffin. NTMAM.

Spanky · 10-25-2005, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
President Bush said today that military action was a "last resort" in dealing with Syria if Damascus refused to co-operate with a United Nations investigation into the murder of Rafik Hariri, the former Lebanese prime minister.

Translation: Full steam ahead!!!

Woo Hoo!! Now we will finally have a chance to uncover the WMDs that were moved from Iraq and vindicate Colin Powell.

We should conquer Syria and then combine Syria with the Sunni part of Iraq. And let the other two sections to the country go free. Wouldn't it be ironic if the US accomplished what the Baath parties in both countries promised to do but never delivered. Arab unity.

Penske_Account · 10-25-2005, 07:13 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
We should conquer Syria and then combine Syria with the Sunni part of Iraq. And let the other two sections to the country go free. Wouldn't it be ironic if the US accomplished what the Baath parties in both countries promised to do but never delivered. Arab unity.

2. The Bush Legacy in the ME will outshine and outlast the dimwitted negativity of the nattering nabobs of the looney left to be the defining geopolitical policy victory of this century. Bush will right all of the wrongs that came out of the Euros fuckups in constructing the ME in the interwar and post WWII period.

I really can't envision a demo president again in my lifetime. I wonder if the party will even be around 20 years from now?