Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03

Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm going to post a hidden sound loop of 'Afternoon Delight" in every other post.

Please do - I have no sound card on this piece of crap machine, but I would be pleased to think of the others groaning in agony as a result, having been forced to scroll my ass off today to get past these unending lyrics. -TL

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
real or fake?

(spree: duh.)

Sadly, no answer key. So the first person to get them all right needs to post the answers. I was a disappointing 7 for 12.

I only got 6/12. Batting .500 is so humiliating. I guess I need to get to more topless clubs.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThrashersFan
I have noted (in my special book for such things) that you said "recorded time" and will take that to mean that there have (undoubtedly) been other occasions (perhaps numerous) wherein you have agreed with me (or I with you) but that were not "recorded" and thus remain special as between you and me and nobody else.

Beauty.

Yes, it was intentional, you hosehead. We'll always have Second City...

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by taxwonk
If you kids keep this bad music shit going, I'm going to post a hidden sound loop of 'Afternoon Delight" in every other post.

I swear to God, I'll go Vietnam on your Rush-loving asses.

And you run the risk that I'll be singing aloud for days to come. Skyrockets in flight indeed!


Apropos of none of that but some of the topics of the day, I think Larry Flynt is a modern Jesus figure, no?

Also, because you care, or at least because PLF cares and I know he does, I have seen Brother Bear each of the last two Sundays.

There it is.

Penske

ps: How did Lisa G. look last night?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by taxwonk
If you kids keep this bad music shit going, I'm going to post a hidden sound loop of 'Afternoon Delight" in every other post.

I swear to God, I'll go Vietnam on your Rush-loving asses.

Hey Wonk, tell us about the time you quit your job to follow the Starland Vocal Band on tour.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
ps: How did Lisa G. look last night?

Not as good as she does in your internet photos. She was wearing a winter hat. And she totally muffed on one segway (I know this is not the correct spelling, but I'm going phonetic on this one) back to the booth. Otherwise, no major gaffes that I caught.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Hey Wonk, tell us about the time you quit your job to follow the Starland Vocal Band on tour.

It was Kenny Rogers, you Left Coast dinosaur. And there's not much to tell. Unless you want me to teach y'all the code they use in prison to communicate by tapping on the bars with their shivs.

Tax(I know where you work)wonk

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I only got 6/12. Batting .500 is so humiliating. I guess I need to get to more topless clubs.

So many strip clubs so little time.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
(repeats out)

Uncle. That is indeed the lowest point in music history.

I tried looking for an America song which was worse, and even considered posting the lyrics to "Oh, Sherry", but nothing came close. Even "Come Sail Away" could not stand up.

S(Congratulations)D

Edit: I even riffed through Harry Chapin's catalogue.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Tax(I know where you work)wonk

Wrong: I know where you work.
Right: I know where you "work."

I haven't seen you since the summer, and it's the fall now. Baby, it's the fall.

Originally posted by Penske_Account
So many strip clubs so little time.

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After gettting a dismal 3/12, I checked off fake for all 12 and I got 6/12. So their half and half.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by taxwonk
If you kids keep this bad music shit going, I'm going to post a hidden sound loop of 'Afternoon Delight" in every other post.

I swear to God, I'll go Vietnam on your Rush-loving asses.

Been done, Wonk. It's called going PCU on our asses...

(Funny flick, by the way.)

FWIW, Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis (Bob & Doug McKenzie) do the voices of the mooses, meeses, whatever in the new Disney movie Brother Bear. One of them is named Tuke.

[ThrashersFan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Yes, it was intentional, you hosehead. We'll always have Second City...

If I wasn't such an uptight vegetarian I would ask you to meet me at the "3-D House of Beef." But alas John and I, for different reasons, cannot be there.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by dealtoy
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After gettting a dismal 3/12, I checked off fake for all 12 and I got 6/12. So their half and half.

They are indeed.

Just thought y'all might be nostalgic for the origins of indeed. It is, in fact, a timmy thing. Carry on.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Is OJ?

Is Ray Lewis?

Is Kobe?

Is Rae Carr...er, skip that one.

Steve Harvey's take on Rae Carruth in "The Original Kings of Comedy" is one of the funniest bits of stand up comedy in history. If you haven't seen it, rent it.