Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yeah, it's amazing that he has been able to fool so many people, seeing as how he is so talentless.

Try as you might, you will never get me to buy that the songs in the top 40 are the best 40 songs out there. Occasionally good music and popular music intersect. More often, they do not. You should trust me on this because my musical tastes are far superior to yours.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You should trust me on this because my musical tastes are far superior to yours.

Now that is a board motto.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Try as you might, you will never get me to buy that the songs in the top 40 are the best 40 songs out there. Occasionally good music and popular music intersect. More often, they do not. You should trust me on this because my musical tastes are far superior to yours.

Much good music hits the CD already excluded from consideration. Much punk and rap has the "F" word, and can't be played. Sure you can clean up, like the Jam changing "I don't give two fucks about your review" To "I don't give a damn about your review." But this kind of thing is seen as a compromise that would alienate the core fan base. Plus, some bands, say The Hate Fuck Trio really are just roadblocked.
I'm hopeful as brave pioneers like Janet Jackson makes artistic statements challenging the FCC, these relics of the olden days will go away.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Honeylove, since you're so sweet, I almost lack the heart to advise you that you really shouldn't pull out a tape measure when you're naked.

Oh please. A tape measure isn't going to be any better or worse than what you see with your naked eye.

(But it was a bit much when you pulled out the electron microscope, dontchathink?)



TM

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by evenodds
Now that is a board motto.

I'd remove the word "musical"...


[ok, e/o beat me to it anyway]

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Don't bother to watch the Tonight Show until 2/20.

You'll have to give us another update, then.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Never figured you to be a proponent for those horrid laws against miscegenation, but then again, you do support the party of Robert Byrd.

But you support the party of Robin Byrd.



TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Honeylove, since you're so sweet, I almost lack the heart to advise you that you really shouldn't pull out a tape measure when you're naked.

That's okay. He's already on record as being a stubby little pencil dick.

eta: I hate it when Skinny beats me to it with his own self-realization. Bitch.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You'll have to give us another update, then.

TM

Buried on a Friday. Ouch.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy


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[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
BW satires. Guess what? one cannot satire him

I turned the game on for roughly 38 seconds. During that time they ran a whole segment on Luke Walton and how proud he makes his dad. Walton commented on how his son's life is now perfect and how there's nothing like seeing your child succeed. His horse face was beaming.

Meanwhile, Luke is averaging 2 points a game and 1 rebound. Every other player on the court deserved a segment before him. Hell, I'd rather hear about the towel boy's trials and tribulations.

Click.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Try as you might, you will never get me to buy that the songs in the top 40 are the best 40 songs out there. Occasionally good music and popular music intersect. More often, they do not. You should trust me on this because my musical tastes are far superior to yours.

Last night I had another FB dream. There were three scenes. TM, you were not in any of them. Flower, you were in one. We were supposed to go skiing at 7:30 this morning and you were late. When you showed up, you were not dressed for skiing. Rather, you were wearing ill-fitting tan pleated dockers, a maroon- checked, button-down, long-sleeved shirt, and imitation top siders. You had shapeless hair, bad posture, and no self confidence.

What a fucking nightmare!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Oh please. A tape measure isn't going to be any better or worse than what you see with your naked eye.

(But it was a bit much when you pulled out the electron microscope, dontchathink?)



TM

Don't let the ladies get you down T. I had this problem once, but it turns out these electron microscopes are radioactive. Eventually you can start getting muntant growth, like in Them.

I'm not one to brag, and I admit a tape measure ain't in order yet, but for Christmas I got my wife a micrometer!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Does hallmark have a card?

Dear Shmuck:

Roses are red
violets are blue
your wife walked away
and took your tv set too.

I read this without looking at your avatar and thought nfh wrote it.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
That's okay. He's already on record as being a stubby little pencil dick.

Like a golf pencil?