Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was watching "Plastic Surgery: Before and After" last night and they had this woman on who had 38 III boobs. They were the boobs that ate new york city - the biggest boobs in the universe. She was kind of short so it looked like they literally hung down to her knees when she didn't have a bra on.

Now here is the interesting part. She was going to have a reduction because she had all kinds of health problems. The reason she had put it off for so long was that she was terrified of surgery. Her husband (they were kind of simple folk, and he was really really sweet, so don't get the wrong idea) said something like "to be honest, I'm against breast reductions in any circumstance. I'm a boob guy. But I've enjoyed them for 23 years, and she's in pain, so now it's her turn".

This is what baffled me. To me (and to my husband who clearly is a leg person because he apparently likes my little boobs), the 38III boobs were so big that they were not attractive. In fact, I found them kind of repulsive. They each had their own zip code - they were freakishly gigantic. And yet her husband liked them.

So - if you had a wife with 38 III boobs, would you secretly want her to keep them even though she was in pain? Or is there a point where they become so big that they are not attractive?

And btw, she went down to a 38EE, so it's not like she became flat-chested. They were still huge, even though the doctor removed 11 pounds of tits.

When I first read this, I thought 38 III was "thirty-eight Roman-numeral-three" and I was confused because I'd never seen that sizing.

When I realized my mistake, I had to go back and reread the story. That's really awful for the poor thing. To get REDUCED to a EE? How awful. How do you do any sort of physical activity with boobs like that? I hate to think what they turned into after pregnancy.

As one who needed to buy bras at a surgical supply store during and after pregnancy (because the maternity store didn't sell them big enough), I can tell you that if I had boobs like that, nothing would get between me and the nearest plastic surgeon's office.

(Even my husband, who is a "boob guy", thought mine were a little freakish during that post-partum period when they are ginormous.)

[pony_trekker]

My yahoo pop mail account has been getting a large number of blank emails. Obviously, there is embedded header information but does anyone knopw what these are? Are these attempts to validate my email address?

[NotFromHere]

sorry to interrupt the gigantic boob talk, but I need help from you movie experts out there on a movie quote.

Two guys:
first guy: give me a beer
second guy: are you kidding? Get back out there, you're in rotten shape for a teenager.
first guy: Yeah, well you're in pretty rotten shape for a phys ed teacher.
second guy: are you kidding? I'm in pretty rotten shape for a human. It's not my fault though. I was born before jogging was invented.

Any help?
Please?

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
Quite frankly, anything above D would likely be unattractive to me. I prefer the B+ to C range. Regardless, if they hurt my wife yet she felt a need to keep them to please me I'd enroll her in some self-worth counseling.

Not me. I lika da beega beega teets.

[not_penske]

Originally posted by Penske Material
I have been a'wassailing from the lofts of the W to the underbelly of the Bowery with this young Slave fellow, and you sir, are not he.

You are a sham, sir. A ruse. A scam.

And I do not like the cut of your jib.

You are a supersized idiot. Please go back to Infirm with the rest of the supersized idiots. Dillweed!

[pony_trekker]

I don't know how many of you caught this last week, but this was the funiest thing I have heard on the air in years. Sal the Stockbroker, bidding for Stutterin' John's job brought in a guest called "Uncle Paulie" who cursed people out in Italian.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
I don't know how many of you caught this last week, but this was the funiest thing I have heard on the air in years. Sal the Stockbroker, bidding for Stutterin' John's job brought in a guest called "Uncle Paulie" who cursed people out in Italian.

Vaffanculo! Baccino me tu busone. Figlio di puttana.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Vaffanculo! Baccino me tu busone. Figlio di puttana.

So, I want to get a plant but it has to be cat-safe b/c my cat has decided plants taste good. Something kind of medium-sized. Any ideas from the cat people?

ABBA, don't even try posting tons of highly poisonous plants. I know better than to pay any attention to you.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
So - if you had a wife with 38 III boobs, would you secretly want her to keep them even though she was in pain?

I can't imagine wanting to keep a partner in pain for aesthetic reasons. This is not because I am a sensitive person. People in constant pain can't be too much fun to be around.

Or is there a point where they become so big that they are not attractive?

I have never been particularly attracted to overly large boobs, but I can understand the fascination. I have seen freakishly large boobs at strip clubs and while that is not what I would want for personal use, I have found myself mesmerized by them.

And btw, she went down to a 38EE, so it's not like she became flat-chested. They were still huge, even though the doctor removed 11 pounds of tits.

Wow. That's a lot of tits.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So, I want to get a plant but it has to be cat-safe b/c my cat has decided plants taste good. Something kind of medium-sized. Any ideas from the cat people?

ABBA, don't even try posting tons of highly poisonous plants. I know better than to pay any attention to you.

What does this have to do with Howard Stern? Implants I could see. Plants, not so much.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
What does this have to do with Howard Stern? Implants I could see. Plants, not so much.

Ummmmmmm . . . his hair looks kind of like a non-green spider plant?

[notcasesensitive]

How close was I to seeing Andy Dick arrested for pot possession at Coachella? Very close. Here is the Smoking Gun article:

MAY 11--How C-list a star is Andy Dick? Well, the comedian was arrested for pot possession earlier this month--and nobody noticed except TSG. The 38-year-old comedian was popped May 2 while attending the Coachella music festival in Indio, California. According to cops, Dick was in a VIP area near one stage when a security guard spotted him trying to fire up a joint with a Bic lighter. The rent-a-cop detained Dick and discovered the performer's marijuana stash, which was in a baggie and weighed less than an ounce. Dick was then transported to an area manned by Indio Police Department officers and cited for misdemeanor pot possession, according to Officer Benjamin Guitron. Dick, one of 29 people busted on the closing night of the two-day Coachella festival, was relieved of his VIP wristband and asked to leave the concert grounds. He is scheduled to appear in Riverside County Superior Court on June 16. Three days after the arrest, MTV announced that Dick will be starring this summer in "The Assistant," an eight-episode takeoff on the NBC hit "The Apprentice." (1 page)

We saw him that day (between Thursday and Belle and Sebastian) entering the VIP area. Damn if we shouldn't have hung around a few extra minutes.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So, I want to get a plant but it has to be cat-safe b/c my cat has decided plants taste good. Something kind of medium-sized. Any ideas...?

TM

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall


TM

Methinks the cat will have competition.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

(anthropomorphic cactus picture)

That looks prickly.