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03-31-2005, 01:27 PM
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#376
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Women who are between 6 and 8 times as hot as that Frankie chick come into my office with a minimum frequency of once every half hour and engage in unsolicited, no-strings-attached fellatio. On me.
It's fun.
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It's good to make partner.
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03-31-2005, 01:28 PM
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#377
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You can post the worst photos you can find of them all day, if you want. It doesn't change my point. I just think it's funny that anyone would say that if they ran into these women in real life that they would look down on them for superficial reasons. That's just crazy. Saying they're hideously ugly for models or for SI swimsuit models is one thing. Saying they are unattractive in general is another.
Of course everyone will yell and scream about personal tastes differing and how beauty is in the eye, blah blah blah. The simple fact is, I doubt anyone who has called any of these women unattractive would actually say as much if they were sitting across from them in a bar.
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Last edited by ThurgreedMarshall; 03-31-2005 at 01:31 PM..
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03-31-2005, 01:30 PM
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#378
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Contrary to what TM says, I actually see girls on the street every day that I would sleep with before I slept with what Frankie is showing me in the above link.
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Do you know what "contrary" means?
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03-31-2005, 01:33 PM
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#379
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Women who are between 6 and 8 times as hot as that Frankie chick come into my office with a minimum frequency of once every half hour and engage in unsolicited, no-strings-attached fellatio. On me.
It's fun.
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Bullshit. By the end of the day, the frequency would have to increase due to your previous numerous orgasms. Were it not for this error, I would believe you.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-31-2005, 01:35 PM
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#380
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Bullshit. By the end of the day, the frequency would have to increase due to your previous numerous orgasms. Were it not for this error, I would believe you.
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He said minimum frequency, dumbass.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-31-2005, 01:36 PM
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#381
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Do you know what "contrary" means?
TM
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No.
What does it mean, Mr. Beauty-is-only-in-the-eye-of-me?
Since I'm clairvoyant, your forthcoming and predictable "witty" insult has already bored me. Consider the latter my rebuttal.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-31-2005, 01:37 PM
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#382
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
He said minimum frequency, dumbass.
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Crap. I meant decrease.
I am a dumbass.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-31-2005, 01:37 PM
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#383
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Bullshit. By the end of the day, the frequency would have to increase due to your previous numerous orgasms. Were it not for this error, I would believe you.
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I actually never achieve orgasm. I can't come unless love is involved. But it is still fun. Kind of like frequent, lip-driven, penile massages.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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03-31-2005, 01:39 PM
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#384
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Fast left eighty slippy
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are so full of shit normally, that when you say something as insane as this, the full impact of how completely ridiculous the statement is, isn't immediately apparent.
TM
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Bitch, please. It's comical how you have this faith-based approach to everything that I write. Look, the chicks on that list to the side of that Lombardo chick aren't that hot. The pictures don't look that good. Maybe it's shitty photography, or bad lighting, hair, makeup, whatever, but they're just not that great. Even the ones that should look amazing don't look that great. I am sure that these chicks all look good in person; it's a credit both to the model and the entire production process when swimsuit pictures look as great as they usually do in SI.
But these suck. Seriously. Maybe they have the wrong photos on their site or something. But you're telling me that this girl looks that good in this photo: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fea...akara_01m.html ? If so, you need to get out more. |
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03-31-2005, 01:41 PM
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#385
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I actually never achieve orgasm. I can't come unless love is involved. But it is still fun. Kind of like frequent, lip-driven, penile massages.
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I would think it would be constant -- each could keep going for their maximum 30 min. And do you not like tongue involved? What about balls? |
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03-31-2005, 01:42 PM
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#386
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Originally posted by mmm3587
Bitch, please. It's comical how you have this faith-based approach to everything that I write. Look, the chicks on that list to the side of that Lombardo chick aren't that hot. The pictures don't look that good. Maybe it's shitty photography, or bad lighting, hair, makeup, whatever, but they're just not that great. Even the ones that should look amazing don't look that great. I am sure that these chicks all look good in person; it's a credit both to the model and the entire production process when swimsuit pictures look as great as they usually do in SI.
But these suck. Seriously. Maybe they have the wrong photos on their site or something. But you're telling me that this girl looks that good in this photo: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fea...akara_01m.html ? If so, you need to get out more.
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The photo's not that great, but who fucks lighting? I'd do her.
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03-31-2005, 01:43 PM
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#387
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The photo's not that great, but who fucks lighting? I'd do her.
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Who/what wouldn't you do?
I'm just trying to establish a baseline here. |
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03-31-2005, 01:46 PM
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#388
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No.
What does it mean, Mr. Beauty-is-only-in-the-eye-of-me?
Since I'm clairvoyant, your forthcoming and predictable "witty" insult has already bored me. Consider the latter my rebuttal.
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Someone's having a bdd. Congratulations.
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03-31-2005, 01:46 PM
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#389
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The photo's not that great, but who fucks lighting? I'd do her.
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No one said they weren't fuckable. Just based on many of these pictures, these girls would be amongst the more attractive girls in a local bar. However, they wouldn't make anyone rubberneck and say "holy shit! Did you SEE that girl?" There are plenty of non-SI swimsuit models that would.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-31-2005, 01:47 PM
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#390
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Who/what wouldn't you do?
I'm just trying to establish a baseline here.
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This is also a fine point. The "fuckable" bar is much lower than the "hot" bar.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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