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11-14-2005, 08:26 PM
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Attention Coltrane
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
2. I'm not convinced it's fisting. And vaginal fisting seems to me to be in a wholly different category from peeing. I guess if it was anal fisting, I can see the extrapolation to water sports.
But as I said, not convinced it's fisting. And enquiring minds want to know.
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Why not? It's not like she said "[toe-sucking]."
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11-14-2005, 08:27 PM
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#3887
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Attention Coltrane
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I guess if it was anal fisting, I can see the extrapolation to water sports.
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How?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-14-2005, 09:07 PM
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#3888
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Attention Coltrane
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Why are you not describing the unusual sex act?
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Because people from this board have probably eaten off of that glass coffee table and that would be oogy.
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11-14-2005, 09:17 PM
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#3889
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Attention Coltrane
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How?
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Waste products? Toilet stuff?
How can you not see this?
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I'm using lipstick again.
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11-15-2005, 03:41 AM
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#3890
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Attention Coltrane
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Waste products? Toilet stuff?
How can you not see this?
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Perhaps his coffee table is not glass?
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11-15-2005, 08:45 AM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Shape Shifter, I do not want to hear one word.
Not one word, do you hear me? I. Do. Not. Need. To. Hear. It.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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11-15-2005, 08:55 AM
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#3892
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Not one word, do you hear me? I. Do. Not. Need. To. Hear. It.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
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Here's something to make people happy.
Mortified- grown ups reading their early teen diaries. You can hear clips at the site. It is really funny.
I think it's normally in LA, but special shows coming up in NY and SF.
LA 16/18 of November NYC 18 Nov SF 3 December
http://www.getmortified.com/
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-15-2005, 10:34 AM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Another Review
Sadly for most, not a review of the fisting book, but a review of the latest movie version of Pride & Prejudice. This will not resonate with a lot of you, I'm afraid, but for those among us who have experienced the phenomenon, you will recognize yourselves immediately:
- I have seen this film, it opened in the UK a few weeks ago, and thoroughly enjoyed it. Of the Ehle/Firth version I have to concur with a correspondent to The Guardian, "Does anyone else have the same problem I do with the quality of the videotape? I have watched mine a mere 160 times and it is already starting to show signs of wear. Terrible.
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11-15-2005, 11:46 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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So I'm at the gym this morning -- and let me tell you, I hate working out in the morning. And I see a phenomenon that usually only occurs when the gym is crowded. There's a guy with too much weight on the bar doing bench press, bouncing the bar off his chest. Why? Bouncing the bar off your chest means you're muscles aren't doing the work. It makes no sense and I don't think anyone cares how much you're lifting.
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11-15-2005, 11:49 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Question
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So I'm at the gym this morning -- and let me tell you, I hate working out in the morning. And I see a phenomenon that usually only occurs when the gym is crowded. There's a guy with too much weight on the bar doing bench press, bouncing the bar off his chest. Why? Bouncing the bar off your chest means you're muscles aren't doing the work. It makes no sense and I don't think anyone cares how much you're lifting.
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I hate that. I also hate guys who drop the weights (with a grunt) because they are too weak after lifting weights they can't handle (usually by throwing their backs into it) to put them down gently. Nobody is impressed.
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11-15-2005, 12:00 PM
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#3896
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Another Review
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Sadly for most, not a review of the fisting book, but a review of the latest movie version of Pride & Prejudice.
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I cannot imagine what it would take to get me to go to this.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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11-15-2005, 12:02 PM
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#3897
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So I'm at the gym this morning -- and let me tell you, I hate working out in the morning. And I see a phenomenon that usually only occurs when the gym is crowded. There's a guy with too much weight on the bar doing bench press, bouncing the bar off his chest. Why? Bouncing the bar off your chest means you're muscles aren't doing the work. It makes no sense and I don't think anyone cares how much you're lifting.
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I doubt his back was flat on the bench, which means he'll pay for his stupidity by having back problems for the rest of his life. A friend of mine can't really even lift weights anymore b/c his back is so screwed up from "cheating".
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-15-2005, 12:02 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Question
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I hate that. I also hate guys who drop the weights (with a grunt) because they are too weak after lifting weights they can't handle (usually by throwing their backs into it) to put them down gently. Nobody is impressed.
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Totally. Almost as bad is when the guy on the spin bike next to you is straining and fussing away on a "hill," but you know he is faking it because you saw him sneakily lower the resistance at the beginning of the song. You're not fooling anyone, buddy!
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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11-15-2005, 12:06 PM
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#3899
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Registered User
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Question
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I hate that. I also hate guys who drop the weights (with a grunt) because they are too weak after lifting weights they can't handle (usually by throwing their backs into it) to put them down gently. Nobody is impressed.
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It doesn't bother b/c I know that a life of back pain awaits them. Ahh, karma.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-15-2005, 12:11 PM
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Question
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Totally. Almost as bad is when the guy on the spin bike next to you is straining and fussing away on a "hill," but you know he is faking it because you saw him sneakily lower the resistance at the beginning of the song. You're not fooling anyone, buddy!
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I doubt his back was aligned properly on that hill, which means he'll pay for his stupidity by having back problems for the rest of his life. A friend of mine can't really even spin anymore b/c his back is so screwed up from "cheating".
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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