Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem.

EDIT: There's something wrong with my fucking keyboard... sometimes when I hit the space button, the keyboard acts as though I'd hit return.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
What do they call African-Americans there?

Fucking Yankees

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
However, I stand by my assertion that the capital of Chad is Juneau.

Well. Whadda Juneau?

TM

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK, just for starters....

Wesley Snipes accused of beating Halle Berry
January 15, 2004 — Some startling accusations are made about actor Wesley Snipes. One of Halle Berry's old boyfriend's claims that Snipes beat her.

R&B singer Christopher Williams claims Snipes hit the actress so hard that she lost the hearing in her right ear. Berry admits one of her ex-lovers caused the damage, but she has never identified the man.
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/news/ente..._en_berry.html

Really the only (famous) one that calls her mental state into question in my mind is Fred Durst. What a total tool. I'd rather get beat than sleep with Fred Durst.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That's great. Because we don't get enough news already, everywhere we look, at all times, over and over again, until we're sick to our stomachs of the same damn "newsworthy" image or story.

TM

Enjoying HD CNN again, are we?

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
Post if u will the funny
maybe str8 and I engaged in a flame
The wannabeness of his posts irks me
Can u asshoppers
buy a shirt at hot topix?

Post sebby d an ass rant
your chocolate starfish in bloom
Atticus makee tedious postses
They bore the shit
The shit out of me and u

How can u just leave me scrolling?
politics is a bored that's so old? (So old)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding
Maybe I'm just like my bilmore 2 old
Maybe you're just like my cooter
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why posts about africa? They suck
I have to say I would rather
watch flies fuck

slave's posts turn my stomach
the insecurity makes me cringe inside
Less's fbetties are all dried up
ten lestertinis and a chaser
Even spinsters have pride

How can u just leave me scrolling?
politics is a bored that's so old? (So old)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding
Maybe I'm just like my bilmore 2 old
Maybe you're just like my cooter
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why posts about africa? they suck
I have to say I would rather
watch flies fuck

I'll look past the obvious transference contained within and admit that was quite funny.

[sunnybunny]

Could you please register for an extra pasta maker (one of those old fashioned metal things that you crank)...I really want one but have been to cheap and lazy to go out and buy one. I'd like the ravioli tray/attachment as well. Anyone who provides the Bunny with a pasta maker has an open invitation to come to dinner, so long as you don't make a mess in my kitchen.


Thanks.

Bunny

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I'll look past the obvious transference contained within and admit that was quite funny.

Do you mean projection?

(I'm not able to comment on whether that term is in fact accurate.)

[Replaced_Texan]

I give you an alternative:

Wednesday, January 28

Doing your job every day lends you a certain expertise. If at this point you could give a lecture on widgets or keeping a lid on your rage when you answer the phone, just think of what the guys and gals in the sex industry can tell you about copulation and the people who pay for it. A group of strippers, prostitutes, phone sex operators, Internet models and so forth is bringing "whore culture" to Houston in today's "Sex Workers Art Show." The show itself will feature music, spoken word, burlesque (that's a strip tease, hence the 18-and-up restriction on attendance) and poetry, all on the subject of what it's like to be a sex worker -- that is, to have arousal as your area of expertise. Not a bad perk. 9 p.m. The Axiom, 2524 McKinney, 713-527-9529, www.infernalbridegroom.com. $8.


On a related but unrelated note, BTW, FYI, etc. the Playboy party is going to be at the Derek Hotel. Hef is already staying there, and my sister and I are pretty sure that we saw him last night.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I was counting on Paigow to come up with the capital of Morocco. It seems like her kind of place.

Why? Could you put some flesh on that?

[SlaveNoMore]

robustpuppy
Do you mean projection?

(I'm not able to comment on whether that term is in fact, accurate.)

Whatever. Been watching too many SVU re-runs, I guess.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Whatever. Been watching too many SVU re-runs, I guess.

Based on your sig lines of late I would have guessed that you'd been watching the Looney Tunes DVD collection.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Could you please register for an extra pasta maker (one of those old fashioned metal things that you crank)...I really want one but have been to cheap and lazy to go out and buy one. I'd like the ravioli tray/attachment as well. Anyone who provides the Bunny with a pasta maker has an open invitation to come to dinner, so long as you don't make a mess in my kitchen.


Thanks.

Bunny

This? This is the best alternative to a discussion about capitols in Africa?

Buy your own pasta maker, and ask them if they'll throw an imagination in with it.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why? Could you put some flesh on that?

If this was deliberate, we might have been underestimating you.

Buy your own pasta maker, and ask them if they'll throw an imagination in with it.

And this is my new favorite Sebby line.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK, just for starters....

Wesley Snipes accused of beating Halle Berry
January 15, 2004 — Some startling accusations are made about actor Wesley Snipes. One of Halle Berry's old boyfriend's claims that Snipes beat her.

R&B singer Christopher Williams claims Snipes hit the actress so hard that she lost the hearing in her right ear. Berry admits one of her ex-lovers caused the damage, but she has never identified the man.
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/news/ente..._en_berry.html

"Williams, who dated Berry in the early 1990's, says he's trying to clear his name. Williams claims he is tired of people assuming he was the abusive boyfriend and now he's setting the record straight by naming Snipes."

Well, that clears it up for me. Why would this guy lie?

Not to say that she has picked any winners, but whatever.

TM