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06-01-2004, 05:24 PM
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#3886
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
And you're a piece of shit, crazy spinster with nothing to ass.
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Apparently you have issues with constructive criticism. I'm telling you, lots of community colleges have storytelling classes. |
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06-01-2004, 05:26 PM
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#3887
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Apparently you have issues with constructive criticism. I'm telling you, lots of community colleges have storytelling classes.
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And I'm telling you you better get your fat ass over to Walgreens and refill your prozac prescription.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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06-01-2004, 05:26 PM
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#3888
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, do you really have such a hat? And do you actually wear it? And do women (other than Ann Coulter) ever talk to you when you wear it?
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They confiscated it at SFO as a "potentially dangerous item" |
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06-01-2004, 05:28 PM
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#3889
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
And I'm telling you you better get your fat ass over to Walgreens and refill your prozac prescription.
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You are kind of like SD and wanker in your prediliction for responding to actual real comments with "and you are fat!"
It's really not an effective insulting mechanism. The spinster part might be if it weren't so overused that it has become equivalent to "fat." Ditto for nothing to ass. Particularly with the "ass" part.
Edited to change "to" to "for."
Last edited by ltl/fb; 06-01-2004 at 05:31 PM..
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06-01-2004, 05:30 PM
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#3890
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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bold_n_brazen
I would talk to a man wearing that hat. Provided he's not Slave.
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Well that's perfect, seeing that it is impolite to talk with a full mouth. |
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06-01-2004, 05:30 PM
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#3891
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
. I would have much rather rented a speed boat
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See, here was your mistake. Take your law money and buy one of these:
Then you could spend 6 minutes "working on your property" and accomplish what took all weekend. |
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06-01-2004, 05:31 PM
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#3892
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You waited all day for that didn't you?
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I can't believe no one has made a dirt-trail MR joke.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-01-2004, 05:33 PM
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#3893
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
See, here was your mistake. Take your law money and buy one of these:
Then you could spend 6 minutes "working on your property" and accomplish what took all weekend.
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These can also indirectly cause a tremendous amount of damage as well.
Trust me.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-01-2004, 05:34 PM
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#3894
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Post-Holiday Boredom
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
See, here was your mistake. Take your law money and buy one of these:
Then you could spend 6 minutes "working on your property" and accomplish what took all weekend.
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In retrospect, we probably should've rented one. We weren't planning on it raining (if it hadn't rained, things would've been much easier), and by the time we realized it would've been prudent to rent one, all the heavy-equipment rental places were closed for the weekend.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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06-01-2004, 05:36 PM
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#3895
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No Professional Training
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 85
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
These can also indirectly cause a tremendous amount of damage as well.
Trust me.
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Of course you're going to fuck up an apartment by driving a Bobcat in it. Just pick up the beer cans by hand periodically. |
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06-01-2004, 05:36 PM
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#3896
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Post-Holiday Boredom
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are kind of like SD and wanker in your prediliction for responding to actual real comments with "and you are fat!"
It's really not an effective insulting mechanism. The spinster part might be if it weren't so overused that it has become equivalent to "fat." Ditto for nothing to ass. Particularly with the "ass" part.
Edited to change "to" to "for."
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I resent this. I do not generally call you fat. Or a spinster. I frequently. however, note that you are way too crazy to fuck. Even with your own dick.
Sorry, I was off on Friday.
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06-01-2004, 05:37 PM
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#3897
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by taxwonk
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Oooooooh. Good one.
TM |
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06-01-2004, 05:38 PM
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#3898
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The spinster part might be if it weren't so overused that it has become equivalent to "fat."
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In light of the bleak picture of marriage that MR paints here, spinster couldn't be an insult coming from him. Seems more like envy. |
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06-01-2004, 05:39 PM
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#3899
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
In light of the bleak picture of marriage that MR paints here, spinster couldn't be an insult coming from him. Seems more like envy.
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Excellent point. |
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06-01-2004, 05:40 PM
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#3900
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Post-Holiday Boredom
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Apropos of nothing, do you really have such a hat? And do you actually wear it? And do women (other than Ann Coulter) ever talk to you when you wear it?
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Ok, I wasn't going to get into this, but that anime I created last week wasn't really a facsimile of me. It was of Slave.
Obviously, it necessitates a hat.
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