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Old 08-03-2006, 12:50 PM   #3886
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My bad. Tired. sorry!
I don't sock. In fact, I barely even post. But I appreciate the efforts of those who take the time to come up with interesting and funny socks. But this sock is so well developed I can't help but worry that the creator of the sock is doing themselves damage by wearing this sock so long.
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Old 08-03-2006, 12:53 PM   #3887
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I don't use their after-shave balm/moisturizer though.
You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.
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I don't sock. In fact, I barely even post. But I appreciate the efforts of those who take the time to come up with interesting and funny socks. But this sock is so well developed I can't help but worry that the creator of the sock is doing themselves damage by wearing this sock so long.
Soupie, you are right on the mark. The others here either become angered by this work of Penske sockery or just roll their eyes in annoyance. But I think you have identified the patentpara sock for what it really is. A cry for help from Penske. Say what you will about the man, he has been an extraordinarily prolific and valued member of this community. But he now appears to be in a crisis state of almost PatentGreedy-esque proportions. Do we now turn a deaf ears to his cries, or do we reach out to help? Unless we have forfeited our humanity, I believe the only answer is the latter, of course.
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You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.
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Old 08-03-2006, 01:13 PM   #3890
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You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.
That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

Besides Bookman, best Seinfeld character ever.

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Old 08-03-2006, 01:16 PM   #3891
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That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

Besides Bookman, best Seinfeld character ever.

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for quotes maybe, but George Steinbrenner was genius.
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Old 08-03-2006, 01:17 PM   #3892
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I don't sock. In fact, I barely even post. But I appreciate the efforts of those who take the time to come up with interesting and funny socks.

You're welcome, but even those beautiful words can't inspire me to get back into the game. You will have to make do with my archive of works, here and there.
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Soupie, you are right on the mark. The others here either become angered by this work of Penske sockery or just roll their eyes in annoyance. But I think you have identified the patentpara sock for what it really is. A cry for help from Penske. Say what you will about the man, he has been an extraordinarily prolific and valued member of this community. But he now appears to be in a crisis state of almost PatentGreedy-esque proportions. Do we now turn a deaf ears to his cries, or do we reach out to help? Unless we have forfeited our humanity, I believe the only answer is the latter, of course.

I had a couple of Patent Greedy homage socks, if that helps with the decision.
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It's a shame you never hear the slow songs any more on your radio.
Agreed, of course you can't get what you want (til you know what you want).
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I don't use their... balm/moisturizer...
Yeh, there's a better way to say this.

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How did you get to SF? flew? If you flew did the woman you met warn you that security would likely play with your underwear? If not, you may have met a reverse-beard.
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Agreed, of course you can't get what you want (til you know what you want).
Joe Jackson...

Not good.
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Soupie, you are right on the mark. The others here either become angered by this work of Penske sockery or just roll their eyes in annoyance. But I think you have identified the patentpara sock for what it really is. A cry for help from Penske. Say what you will about the man, he has been an extraordinarily prolific and valued member of this community. But he now appears to be in a crisis state of almost PatentGreedy-esque proportions. Do we now turn a deaf ears to his cries, or do we reach out to help? Unless we have forfeited our humanity, I believe the only answer is the latter, of course.
Which is that?
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Not good.

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Agreed, of course you can't get what you want (til you know what you want).

We're starting to recycle tunes. And we don't wanna be like that.
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