Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
people who know me know that I've left the board mostly to avoid the hate -posts that nfh directs my way all too often. if Thurgreed tries to do some conterbalance I say more power to him.

I question your credentials as the real Hank. Who's zooming who?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fuck the CDC.

I fucked the CDC this morning. I had it lay on its stomach on a pillow and fucked it slow at first, and then faster and harder until all it could do was tell me in a barely intelligible feral moan that it was coming so hard that it is was dripping down its legs. Then I flipped it over and came on its face, because it was begging me to. Then it took my still quivering love anaconda into its mouth and just let it sit there, slowly running its tongue up and down my shaft until every last drop of ejaculate had been expelled. Then I went to work commando, supremely confident without looking down even once that I had no Sebastian stain.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I fucked the CDC this morning. I had it lay on its stomach on a pillow and fucked it slow at first, and then faster and harder until all it could do was tell me in a barely intelligible feral moan that it was coming so hard that it is was dripping down its legs. Then I flipped it over and came on its face, because it was begging me to. Then it took my still quivering love anaconda into its mouth and just let it sit there, slowly running its tongue up and down my shaft until every last drop of ejaculate had been expelled. Then I went to work commando, supremely confident without looking down even once that I had no Sebastian stain.

Devil may care confidence my ass. You know the pleats hide the deposits. Bring that shit flat front or don't bring it at all.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why do you constantly post about how all you eat is one thing and then keep changing the one thing?

Salmon and tuna are staples. If you carefully examine each and every post regarding my diet, you'll note they almost all discuss my salmon and tuna intake. I'm quite proud of my omega three content.

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
Why do you constantly post about how all you eat is one thing and then keep changing the one thing?

This your "moment of clarity". Astute, accurate and funny. You haven't done this since 2001.

Congrats on completing the 12 steps. Or clearing the Thetans. Or whatever.

[Alex_de_Large]

On War of the Worlds:

"This is Spielberg's "Attack of the Clones," a movie burdened with stiff dialogue and fatuous relationships, dolled up with the gloss of computer animation into a big-screen video game with puny humans as targets."

http://www.ktvu.com/entertainment/4662835/detail.html

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
On War of the Worlds:

"This is Spielberg's "Attack of the Clones," a movie burdened with stiff dialogue and fatuous relationships, dolled up with the gloss of computer animation into a big-screen video game with puny humans as targets."

http://www.ktvu.com/entertainment/4662835/detail.html

WARNING: Potential Spoilers about the latest stupid Star Wars Movie below.

Speaking of Star Wars, I finally got around to watching Episode III this weekend. Well, half of it. I had to leave after about an hour b/c I couldn't survive another minute of fatuous dialogue. I swear to god, if you "watched" that movie with your eyes closed, you would think that a second grader had written it. I know this is not a novel observation and I'm not the first to point it out, but I honestly don't understand how educated people, or people who love movies, can sit through dialogue like "what have I done???"(cried out in anguish after accidentally killing an ally) and "something wonderful has happened!" (about a pregnancy). This movie made the writers of lines like "don't you dare die on me!" look like geniuses.

And I actually managed to sit through Episode I twice, so I have a high tolerance for crap. I also read almost all of Sebby's posts!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Would this be a good time to confess that I don't entirely grasp the concept of whiff, but that I don't care, and to further confess that I did not do more than skim the discussions of what a whiff actually is?

Apparently there are three definitions or applications or whatever of "Whiff."

1. The original meaning: When someone posts a subtle joke and someone else responds to that post not seeing the joke, while making the same exact joke in a not-so-subtle manner. This is a classic whiff.

2. The easy meaning: When someone responds to a joke post sincerely, completely missing the joke.

3. The Paigow/most popular (lately) meaning: A response to anyone who doesn't read your post in the way only you could understand it. Or, in the alternative, a cop-out when someone nails you for making no sense.

Whatever the meaning, it has been played out for roughly two years now.

TM

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Now that should be sebby's avatar.

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think Sebby has a new avatar

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Oh jesus.

I know -- it is a little scary, isn't it?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Apparently there are three definitions or applications or whatever of "Whiff."

1. The original meaning: When someone posts a subtle joke and someone else responds to that post not seeing the joke, while making the same exact joke in a not-so-subtle manner. This is a classic whiff.

2. The easy meaning: When someone responds to a joke post sincerely, completely missing the joke.

3. The Paigow/most popular (lately) meaning: A response to anyone who doesn't read your post in the way only you could understand it. Or, in the alternative, a cop-out when someone nails you for making no sense.

Whatever the meaning, it has been played out for roughly two years now.

TM

translation: RT, where's my appointment to the RMWC Committee?

[dtb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
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I have no problem, OTOH, associating Coltrane with Stifler or Eli Cash.

Speaking of Stifler, does anyone else associate Andy Roddick with Stifler? I find it difficult to distinguish the two, actually.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
John MacDonald, eh? I applaud the mining of a most obscure source.

It just occurred to me one day that you are a bizarro Travis McGee on the internets, except that Travis's thoughts were more musing than rant, and he wasn't astronomically hypocritical.*

*not that I'm judging; my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It just occurred to me one day that you are a bizarro Travis McGee on the internets, except that Travis's thoughts were more musing than rant, and he wasn't astronomically hypocritical.*

*not that I'm judging; my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

I like that character; pretty funny quotes:

"The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm."

Its OK - in fact, its good - to be a hypocrite. One of Bill Buckley's lackey's said so in NR last week. We're got good company. Rich pompous blowhards say its cool.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its OK - in fact, its good - to be a hypocrite. One of Bill Buckley's lackey's said so in NR last week. We're got good company. Rich pompous blowhards say its cool.

What did the poor apostrophe do to you to deserve this kind of shoddy treatment?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What did the poor apostrophe do to you to deserve this kind of shoddy treatment?

I change the structure of sentences mid way all the time. Its all coming out as I'm typing, so its hard to develop a coherent structure. I forget to modify all the previously typed words when I'm shifting gears.

If you think this is bad, try talking to me. I hate it, frankly. I want all the options removed. I'd like to say something and not consider an alternative point/sentence structure while saying it.