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06-01-2004, 06:08 PM
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#3916
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Boring sex stories kind of ruin the whole sex thing. They are anti-titillating.
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I'm sorry you feel that way. I feel better just knowing that people are having marital relations in rented watercraft on the St. Croix River. Had I thought about it, I probably would have figured this was going on, but it's nice to have it pointed out.
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06-01-2004, 06:08 PM
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#3917
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Does the construction company not have a backhoe?
I can't believe I'm participating in the dirt thread. A new low. Sometimes a hole is just a hole.
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As long as there's a little heat in there. |
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06-01-2004, 06:10 PM
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#3918
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
As long as there's a little heat in there.
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You're avatar needs to lay off the Starbucks. Or coke.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-01-2004, 06:12 PM
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#3919
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Post-Holiday Boredom
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I'm sorry you feel that way. I feel better just knowing that people are having marital relations in rented watercraft on the St. Croix River. Had I thought about it, I probably would have figured this was going on, but it's nice to have it pointed out.
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Why can't we just say sex? Marital relations sounds like something that would require me to lie back and think of England. |
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06-01-2004, 06:15 PM
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#3920
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Post-Holiday Boredom
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why can't we just say sex? Marital relations sounds like something that would require me to lie back and think of England.
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Or this:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...bia_suicide_dc
(Yahoo news story about suicidal chicken fucker)
prompting the age-old question - which came first?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-01-2004, 06:16 PM
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#3921
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why can't we just say sex? Marital relations sounds like something that would require me to lie back and think of England.
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See, I can't understand why marital sex gets such a bad rep. Thinking of England is hot. |
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06-01-2004, 06:17 PM
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#3922
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Post-Holiday Boredom
That must have been some admonishing he got. Sux for the chicken, no? |
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06-01-2004, 06:18 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Post-Holiday Boredom
It seems to me that double anal would be easier to accompish than chicken fucking, from a logistics perspective.
I do feel bad for the chicken though. Doesn't seem fair that she had to pay the ultimate price too. Though I guess she could have seduced the guy. Do you think anyone ate her?
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06-01-2004, 06:18 PM
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#3924
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Post-Holiday Boredom
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
prompting the age-old question - which came first?
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That can't possibly be an age old question due to the fact that the egg, in this situation, could not possibly have come at all.
Maybe the egg broke - thus the sounds of a screaming chicken.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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06-01-2004, 06:20 PM
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#3925
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Guest
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
See, I can't understand why marital sex gets such a bad rep. Thinking of England is hot.
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Rowr! I could just live in your knickers! |
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06-01-2004, 06:21 PM
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#3926
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Post-Holiday Boredom
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It seems to me that double anal would be easier to accompish than chicken fucking, from a logistics perspective.
I do feel bad for the chicken though. Doesn't seem fair that she had to pay the ultimate price too. Though I guess she could have seduced the guy. Do you think anyone ate her?
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I bypass the obviously foreplay joke to note that this is one chicken I wouldn't want to see sizzling on a plate at Lupe's. But how would one know? How, Bilmore?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-01-2004, 06:21 PM
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#3927
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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Post-Holiday Boredom
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I do feel bad for the chicken though. Doesn't seem fair that she had to pay the ultimate price too. Though I guess she could have seduced the guy. Do you think anyone ate her?
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Likely. Chickens are all about the foreplay.
eta: Curse you, Lizard!
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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06-01-2004, 06:22 PM
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#3928
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Post-Holiday Boredom
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Rowr! I could just live in your knickers!
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I want to be your tampon. |
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06-01-2004, 06:23 PM
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#3929
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Post-Holiday Boredom
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I bypass the obviously foreplay joke to note that this is one chicken I wouldn't want to see sizzling on a plate at Lupe's. But how would one know? How, Bilmore?
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Just don't order the choke your chicken quesadilla, and you'll be ok.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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06-01-2004, 06:25 PM
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#3930
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Post-Holiday Boredom
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I bypass the obviously foreplay joke to note that this is one chicken I wouldn't want to see sizzling on a plate at Lupe's. But how would one know? How, Bilmore?
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Lupe's? As in Lupe Tortilla's?
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