Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Handjobs and ravioli. Are you a precocious 13 year old?

PS: This shit ain't going to wake up Paigow.

am i asleep? she is on Ignore, dearest. Please stop replying it to the Me Troll.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Dude, TM! If you come with a pasta maker and ravioli attachment, I'll upgrade the handjob to a blow.

Sunny

Can I fuck you if I come by in a chef Boyardee costume?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bilmore
She did mention something about having to be unconscious before having sex with you.

What's your point?

TM

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Handjobs and ravioli. Are you a precocious 13 year old?

PS: This shit ain't going to wake up Paigow.

I'm not trying to wake up Paigow...like she'd give me a spare pasta maker! I may be a dumb bunny, but I'm not THAT dumb.

Fine, I'll buy my own damn pasta maker this weekend.


On another note, I'm having dinner next week with a friend who recently returned from a tour of duty in Iraq. Does one ask about the tour? Is it better to let them bring it up? It's one of those things where you don't know quite the right thing to say, whether to say anything at all, or whether avoidance of the topic until addressed by companion is the best option. Any ideas?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by bilmore
She did mention something about having to be unconscious before having sex with you.

I'm thinking his $3,000 might come in handy.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I'm thinking his $3,000 might come in handy.

WHAT?!

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What's your point?

No point, really, except to confirm that you shouldn't spend lots of time dressing up for it.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Fine, I'll buy my own damn pasta maker this weekend.

On another note, I'm having dinner next week with a friend who recently returned from a tour of duty in Iraq. Does one ask about the tour? Is it better to let them bring it up? It's one of those things where you don't know quite the right thing to say, whether to say anything at all, or whether avoidance of the topic until addressed by companion is the best option. Any ideas?

I don't know. But you still owe me a blowjob (conscious or not).

TM

[bilmore]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
WHAT?!

Quibbling over price is so 2003.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bilmore
No point, really, except to confirm that you shouldn't spend lots of time dressing up for it.

It's too late. I've already picked out the perfect outfit.

[Insert picture of that guy with the bathing suit that is just a super wedgie, stretched up over his shoulders.]

TM

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I don't know. But you still owe me a blowjob (conscious or not).

TM

No, No! Handjob is owed. Blowjob upgrade for pasta maker with ravioli attachment.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by bilmore
Quibbling over price is so 2003.

Tell it to the dumb bunny.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
WHAT?!

That wasn't quite where I was going with that, but. . .

Bawdy? Yes. Bawdy.

bc i dont want to encourage the Sunny and Hare show but can someone confirm she actually exists for reaL? apparently my word is not enough.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Since this is Houston, we weren't sure if it was the right 80 year old man surrounded by surgically enhanced women.

BTW, the sex worker's show was in Austin last night, and will be touring in New Orleans, Gainsville, Savannah, Huntsville, Chapel Hill, Winston-Salem, Washingotn, Bronxville, New York, Boston, Providence, Pittsburgh and Delaware, OH.

Bronxville?!?! That must be a mistake.

Dua(there goes the neighborhood)lit