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04-30-2004, 04:27 PM
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#3931
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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Wandering around
Beckham is hot. Porn, I mean Posh, Spice is not. Question for the FB men, is she bangable or would you stray too if you were married to her? She looks like she would break in half during sex.
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Last edited by Anne Elk; 04-30-2004 at 04:34 PM..
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04-30-2004, 04:31 PM
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#3932
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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The Trust about Jessica Simpson's boobs
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
ABBA's boobs are fake too, only she's trying to cover it up by suggesting other people's fake boobs are real boobs that look fake.
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Yeah, you're right. I am one of those women who is jealous of Not Me, just like you. |
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04-30-2004, 04:32 PM
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#3933
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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The Trust about Jessica Simpson's boobs
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
ABBA's boobs are fake too, only she's trying to cover it up by suggesting other people's fake boobs are real boobs that look fake.
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Translation*: I am so flat-chested that my boobs can only do one thing. I am insanely jealous of women with discernable boobs which can be lifted up, smooshed down, made quite pointy or very round, and manipulated in various other ways with the use of different types of support garments and other infrastructure (i.e., tape).
*stupidbitch forgot to include this in her post. |
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04-30-2004, 04:34 PM
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#3934
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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The Trust about Jessica Simpson's boobs
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am so flat-chested that my boobs can only do one thing. I am insanely jealous of women with discernable boobs which can be lifted up, smooshed down, made quite pointy or very round, and manipulated in various other ways with the use of different types of support garments and other infrastructure (i.e., tape).
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For a mere $5k, your troubles can be over.
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IRL I'm Charming.
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04-30-2004, 04:35 PM
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#3935
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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The Trust about Jessica Simpson's boobs
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Translation*: I am so flat-chested that my boobs can only do one thing. I am insanely jealous of women with discernable boobs which can be lifted up, smooshed down, made quite pointy or very round, and manipulated in various other ways with the use of different types of support garments and other infrastructure (i.e., tape).
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um, ok. I'm not jealous of anyone's boobs. I like my small bust. I cycle, ride horses, run, hike, and swim. I never hear anyone complaining that her boobs are so small they get in the way of her physical activities. I was just kidding about Abba's boobs, dude. Chill.
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So he's proactive, huh?
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Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
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Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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04-30-2004, 04:36 PM
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#3936
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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The Trust about Jessica Simpson's boobs
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Originally posted by Not Me
For a mere $5k, your troubles can be over.
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I don't think I'm quite big enough to need a reduction, but thanks for your concern for my lower back. |
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04-30-2004, 04:36 PM
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#3937
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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Wandering around
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Beckham is hot. Porn, I mean Posh, Spice is not. Question for the FB men, is she bangable or would you stray too if you were married to her? She looks like she would break in half during sex.
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She gives implants a bad name. Hers are some of the worst I've seen.
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IRL I'm Charming.
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04-30-2004, 04:36 PM
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#3938
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Wandering around
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
Beckham is hot Porn, I mean Posh, Spice is not. Question for the FB men, is she bangable or would you stray too if you were married to her? She looks like she would break in half during sex.
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Posh is hot, but she looks like she could either be (a) completely apeshit in the sack -- nails digging screaming banshee apeshit, or (b) a complete bitch who just lays there like a dead fish and only blows you on your birthday.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-30-2004, 04:37 PM
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#3939
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Here. There. Everywhere.
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Wandering around
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Originally posted by Anne Elk
[IMG]Beckham and Posh Spice
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Has Posh had a lift? Her face looks tight.
I'd definitely wander if I had to come home to that every night. |
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04-30-2004, 04:38 PM
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#3940
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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The Trust about Jessica Simpson's boobs
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't think I'm quite big enough to need a reduction, but thanks for your concern for my lower back.
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A reduction with a lift would probably cost more than $5k unless you live somewhere like Alabama.
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IRL I'm Charming.
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04-30-2004, 04:38 PM
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#3941
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Wandering around
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Posh is hot, but she looks like she could either be (a) completely apeshit in the sack -- nails digging screaming banshee apeshit, or (b) a complete bitch who just lays there like a dead fish and only blows you on your birthday.
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Let me add that I'll wager that Not Me is (b).
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-30-2004, 04:39 PM
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#3942
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Wandering around
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Posh is hot, but she looks like she could either be (a) completely apeshit in the sack -- nails digging screaming banshee apeshit, or (b) a complete bitch who just lays there like a dead fish and only blows you on your birthday.
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Agreed. Those girls are the toughest to read. It sucks.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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04-30-2004, 04:40 PM
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#3943
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Too Lazy to Google
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 4,460
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Wandering around
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Originally posted by billing_time
Has Posh had a lift? Her face looks tight.
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She looks like she had a mid-face lift with a bit too much muscle excised. She needs a fat graft to the malar area but the problem is that she doesn't have anywhere to take the fat from.
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IRL I'm Charming.
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04-30-2004, 04:41 PM
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#3944
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Wandering around
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Originally posted by Not Me
She gives implants a bad name. Hers are some of the worst I've seen.
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I can't believe I am doing this...
According to you, everyone has bad tits. Please tell me, who are some celebrities that you assert have (a) nice natural tits, or (b) good implants.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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04-30-2004, 04:42 PM
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#3945
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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The Trust about Jessica Simpson's boobs
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Originally posted by Not Me
A reduction with a lift would probably cost more than $5k unless you live somewhere like Alabama.
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My bank account is pathetically grateful that I don't need any surgery on my breasts. Phew! |
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