Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That is clearly not me. It is an imposter. The chin is not white.

ETA how is it that calling me a fat never gets old for you?

This has been driving me nuts for weeks...

Where does "a fat" come from? It doesn't come from a song or a movie and I have never heard it used anywhere. Is it a local thing? I can't stand the idea that there might be a crumb of slang with which I don't have familiarity.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Would you please go back to describing in detail your sucking on Sidd's (two) testicles while gently scratching your own? It really adds a new dimension to my tweaking. Thanks.

You fell off the Funny Wagon onto the Road of Fat and Ugly and it appears you can't get up.

No one is going to stop talking about sports. It is a topic that interests absolutely everyone on this board except you (and possibly RP).

So either say something interesting or scroll.

TM

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Where does "a fat" come from?

Too much food and too little exercise. "Rude fats" come from NoDak for lasik surgery.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That is clearly not me. It is an imposter. The chin is not white.

The double chin is white. You can clearly see it under the initial fat chin.
And if you don't want the red bull and vodka backwash in your semen, I'll see if Shape Shifter can crank out a fresh batch. He's been so busy for the 3 day weekend that he hasn't even type out his own response with his nose.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Better not start up with basketball (hi Flinty!) and waterskiing:

Pshaw. Pedestrian sports. I'm into rodeo.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You fell off the Funny Wagon onto the Road of Fat and Ugly and it appears you can't get up.

No one is going to stop talking about sports. It is a topic that interests absolutely everyone on this board except you (and possibly RP).

So either say something interesting or scroll.

TM

and bnb.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
The double chin is white. You can clearly see it under the initial fat chin.
And if you don't want the red bull and vodka backwash in your semen, I'll see if Shape Shifter can crank out a fresh batch. He's been so busy for the 3 day weekend that he hasn't even type out his own response with his nose.

Nonsmoker semen only, please.

ETA assuming it has to be taken orally.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
mmffm, mmmf fur mmurfmmurf murrr.

Mind the stepchildren.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Oh! I just remembered what I thought last night that I wanted to post (I'm a dork). My mensa magazine arrived last night (I'm a huge dork) and it had an article on "famous mensans". There were the usual suspects but also... Asia Carrerra!

My semen made her smarter.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Yes, the boom always gets lowered. Don't know what we'd do if it didn't. That would take away part of our identity.

Agreed. And you don't want to give that up to a city like Chicago.

Isn't it amazing how some cities identify more with one sport than any other? I don't think New York qualifies, although, you make a pretty good argument that the Yankees dominate.

But Chicago is a football town. No question.
And despite the Patriots' recent success, Boston is a baseball town.
Los Angeles? Basketball.
Dallas? Football.

I give Boston credit because they're a baseball town. It doesn't matter that their team is an ongoing tragedy. You guys are devoted. Sure you love your Celtics and your Pats and Bruins. But you bleed Red Sox red every year. Great sports town.

And I love Fenway.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Too much food and too little exercise. "Rude fats" come from NoDak for lasik surgery.

Its the "a" that gets me. I've never heard anyone say "He's a fat" or "That cat's a fat." Usually, its "He's fat" or "He's a fat(ie) or fat(so)," but never just "a fat." Its doesn't sound right, but it also sounds like it might be stolen from a Limp Bizkit song or some slang used by people who know Ashton Kutcher. I just want to know its derivation.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its the "a" that gets me. I've never heard anyone say "He's a fat" or "That cat's a fat." Usually, its "He's fat" or "He's a fat(ie) or fat(so)," but never just "a fat." Its doesn't sound right, but it also sounds like it might be stolen from a Limp Bizkit song or some slang used by people who know Ashton Kutcher. I just want to know its derivation.

Same place as being "a gay" or "a Canadian."

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
sorry. I saw that on realityblurred yesterday and thought the same thing (why didn't I know?). thought about posting the link to his mugshot. it is on thesmokinggun.com. sounds like he's working the all publicity is good publicity angle hard. victimless crime.

Tell that to Pee Wee Herman.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Agreed. And you don't want to give that up to a city like Chicago.


TM

183 combined years since a world series title.

Crap.

Boston can go fuck itself with it's measly 86-year drought.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I just want to know its derivation.

I took it as a board affectation, derived from "a gay", that was bandied about on the old infirm. house.