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02-09-2005, 03:10 PM
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#3931
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How large does a cult need to be before it's no longer considered a cult?
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How large is Christianity? Or the GOP?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-09-2005, 03:12 PM
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#3932
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How large is Christianity? Or the GOP?
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I'm going to need both a length and a circumference on this answer. Thanks.
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02-09-2005, 03:13 PM
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#3933
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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On the Road
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
You are middle-aged?
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Should I have said thirtysomething? If I did, would I have to wear a Von Dutch hat? Or perhaps a skinny tie? What is middle age, anyway? Maybe I'm not it.
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02-09-2005, 03:14 PM
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#3934
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Bored
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm going to need both a length and a circumference on this answer. Thanks.
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I was going to go with 12 and 3 letters, respectively, but you are apparently looking for a different sort of answer. Getting screwed by both?
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02-09-2005, 03:21 PM
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#3935
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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On the Road
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Should I have said thirtysomething? If I did, would I have to wear a Von Dutch hat? Or perhaps a skinny tie? What is middle age, anyway? Maybe I'm not it.
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I think of 50 year-olds as middle-aged (realizing, of course, that we don't generally live to 100). I don't think I'm alone in that.
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02-09-2005, 03:23 PM
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#3936
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Bored
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I was going to go with 12 and 3 letters, respectively, but you are apparently looking for a different sort of answer. Getting screwed by both?
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DP. 2 letters.
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02-09-2005, 03:24 PM
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#3937
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Originally posted by ironweed
I'm encouraged by the fact that you still care enough to google books and authors you've never heard of when I mention them in my posts. This is how you broaden your horizons, and it warms the cockles of my heart to see you taking those first, tentative, stumbling, unsure, hesitant steps toward the light. Kudos!
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What prompted you to pick up that book? I heard it was awful.
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02-09-2005, 03:24 PM
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#3938
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Southern charmer
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Bored
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How large does a cult need to be before it's no longer considered a cult?
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Different issue. The Cult(tm) is dedicated to free love, which fortunately carries little in the way of literary requirements (excepting, arguably, the Kama Sutra).
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02-09-2005, 03:24 PM
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#3939
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Bored
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How large does a cult need to be before it's no longer considered a cult?
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A cult needs a charismatic leader.
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02-09-2005, 03:25 PM
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#3940
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Bored
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
What prompted you to pick up that book? I heard it was awful.
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Any guy on the subway could have told you that.
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02-09-2005, 03:33 PM
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#3941
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Registered User
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
A cult needs a charismatic leader.
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Or Bruce Dickinson. He puts his pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once his pants are on, he makes gold records.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-09-2005, 03:33 PM
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#3942
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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Bored
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Just pretend they're your cockles and you won't feel so uncomfortable around them.
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And try to keep them warm, for God's sake.
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02-09-2005, 03:34 PM
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#3943
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Bored
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Or Bruce Dickinson. He puts his pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once his pants are on, he makes gold records.
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I jump into my pants with both feet.
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02-09-2005, 03:34 PM
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#3944
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 261
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Engaged
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Oy, his mother must be thrilled. What is this gastric bypass business? Was he a famous fat?
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As a DJ in LA, he rates as merely a local celeb, probably known locally for being chunky. [I saw some before photos -- he wasn't obese.] Now he is known for being Nicole's squeeze. After they split, he won't be known for anything.
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02-09-2005, 03:37 PM
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#3945
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Bored
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I jump into my pants with both feet.
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For that you deserve a ring on the cowbell.
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