Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Do you think Mike ever brings metal stuff in his pockets to force a hand search?

Doesn't this violate the "No Posting Pictures of Michael Jackson" policy in the TOS?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by TexLex
On an unrelated note - since you all seem to be quite knowledgeable in finding completely useless websites, does anyone know where I can find amusing news stories involving law enforcement? Actual news stories, not anecdotes. Don't ask, I'm helping someone with a project.

Here you go:



I hear there are some scenes too hot for tv.

TM

[NotFromHere]

The TV show "Entertainment Tonight" has snared exclusive rights to the planned May wedding of Mary Kay Letourneau and her former sixth-grade pupil Vili Fualaau, the father of her two youngest children.

The couple's two little girls — 7-year-old Audrey and 6-year-old Alexis — will be flower girls, Fualaau told the ET interviewers. Letourneau noted that they're "perfect flower-girl age."

"We're excited to have as many family members involved as possible," she said, suggesting "special roles" for her two sons and two daughters from her previous marriage. HA! As if that would ever happen.

King County had no record of a marriage license for them or an application for one. Under state law, the license must be acquired at least three days before the wedding.

They'll probably do it in Las Vegas on ETs dime.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I know I speak for fringey when I say that it's scary how you see right through us. I'm actually trembling right now, and my face is scarlet.

But do you have a naughty little tingle in your tummy?

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here you go:



I hear there are some scenes too hot for tv.

TM

Not quite right for the project, but I'll stash that nugget away in my personal file.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
http://www.newsoftheweird.com/

Thank you.

xoxo,

TL

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Here you go:



I hear there are some scenes too hot for tv.

TM

Notice that the cop in the main picture is wearing a wedding band?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Notice that the cop in the main picture is wearing a wedding band?

Is that where you'll tell the wife your eyes focused?

[SlaveNoMore]

TexLex
note - since you all seem to be quite knowledgeable in finding completely useless websites, does anyone know where I can find amusing news stories involving law enforcement? Actual news stories, not anecdotes.

Yes. Try the Smoking Gun

see ya' Bo.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Notice that the cop in the main picture is wearing a wedding band?

That shot was taken right before that cop left for work. Seems the bitch forgot his Cheerios.

TM

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Is that where you'll tell the wife your eyes focused?

Hank, if my wife knew that (a) I wasted so much of my day (2) surrounded by the depravity that is the FB, then explaining where I looked at a Thurgreed post would be the least of my worries.

Anyway, it just amused me. Sorta like those commercials which, when they imply that people are living together or having sex, always make sure to show the wedding band on the chick.

Originally posted by taxwonk
But do you have a naughty little tingle in your tummy?

you do realize you are not beating around the bush, right? this is about as subtle as a slave inside one liner of the day that isnt really all that inside.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Yes. Try the Smoking Gun

see ya' Bo.

And in related news, Anthony once passed out after drinking too many Zimas.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
you do realize you are not beating around the bush, right? this is about as subtle as a slave inside one liner of the day that isnt really all that inside.

GOOD GOD! YOU MEAN IT'S NOT SECRET?????

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Yes. Try the Smoking Gun

see ya' Bo.

I am shocked! His real name is Harold?

If the fat, no-talent felon is still arond, I don't think this impacts Bo. The bust was four years ago and America loves a success story.