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06-29-2005, 12:06 PM
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#3931
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Eyes Wide Shut
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't really that Patrick Bateman is you. I don't generally think "ah, vain sociopath stuck in the 80s" when I think of Sebby.
I have no problem, OTOH, associating Coltrane with Stifler or Eli Cash.
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Patrick Bateman isn't a perfect analogy, since I only have a hunch that sebby is a serial killer, no actual evidence. However, it is appropriate in other ways. Each plays a role that gives the outward appearance of a successful, yet normal, human being. The job, the clothes, and the other trappings of upper middle classdom convincingly hide the true inner self. While sitting across the table from sebby, you are hypnotized by the way his constantly moving lips mouth seemingly disjointed words that somehow dismantle your carefully crafted and bluebooked arguments, and you wonder what his strategy could possibly be. In reality, he's only thinking about how you'd taste sliced up and served in a bowl of rice with avocada and ginger.
And I think he probably is vain, except about his hideously ugly penis.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-29-2005, 12:15 PM
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#3932
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Eyes Wide Shut
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Patrick Bateman isn't a perfect analogy, since I only have a hunch that sebby is a serial killer, no actual evidence. However, it is appropriate in other ways. Each plays a role that gives the outward appearance of a successful, yet normal, human being. The job, the clothes, and the other trappings of upper middle classdom convincingly hide the true inner self. While sitting across the table from sebby, you are hypnotized by the way his constantly moving lips mouth seemingly disjointed words that somehow dismantle your carefully crafted and bluebooked arguments, and you wonder what his strategy could possibly be. In reality, he's only thinking about how you'd taste sliced up and served in a bowl of rice with avocada and ginger.
And I think he probably is vain, except about his hideously ugly penis.
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That's avacoda, dumbass. |
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06-29-2005, 12:20 PM
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#3933
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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For fringy
Don't say I never gave you anything:
Free ice cream!
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-29-2005, 12:21 PM
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#3934
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For fringy
Nice try. I've fallen for that one before.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-29-2005, 12:22 PM
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#3935
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For fringy
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Don't say I never gave you anything:
Free ice cream!
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Kisses!!!!!!! Ice-cream laced kisses.
ETA Shifty, what are you saying????
Fuck it, I'll be over there anyway. |
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06-29-2005, 12:22 PM
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#3936
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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For fringy
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Nice try. I've fallen for that one before.
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Is your name fringy?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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06-29-2005, 12:23 PM
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#3937
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Wimbledon - No Spoilers
There are tv's down here on the floor, and they're usually on cnbc, or some financial channel, but now it's on Wimbledon (when there's an afternoon baseball game, it's on that -- we work really hard, as you can see), and all I can say is...
that Andy Roddick is h-h-h-hot.
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06-29-2005, 12:25 PM
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#3938
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For fringy
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Is your name fringy?
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Uh, is that a trick question?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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06-29-2005, 12:57 PM
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#3939
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For fringy
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Uh, is that a trick question?
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Put a sock in it, lizard. |
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06-29-2005, 01:03 PM
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#3940
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the sun doesn't shine
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For fringy
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Put a sock in it, lizard.
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Whatever you say, sweetie.
Anyone got any avatar ideas for me? |
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06-29-2005, 01:11 PM
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#3941
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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For fringy
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Originally posted by fringey's anal prong
Whatever you say, sweetie.
Anyone got any avatar ideas for me?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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06-29-2005, 01:40 PM
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#3942
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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What is the moral of this story?
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Terry MacMillan, 53, is divorcing her 30 year old husband -- the inspiration for How Stella Got Her Groove Back (she met him while on vacation in Jamaica) -- because she has learned that he is gay and suspects he used her to get his citizenship.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/book....ap/index.html
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It certainly proves my theory that six years age difference is too much. |
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06-29-2005, 01:40 PM
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#3943
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
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Wimbledon - No Spoilers
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Originally posted by dtb
There are tv's down here on the floor, and they're usually on cnbc, or some financial channel, but now it's on Wimbledon (when there's an afternoon baseball game, it's on that -- we work really hard, as you can see), and all I can say is...
that Andy Roddick is h-h-h-hot.
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Go to Arthur Ashe kids day and see the tennis stars practicing up close.
The women are fucking hot. So are the men. |
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06-29-2005, 01:40 PM
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#3944
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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For fringy
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Don't say I never gave you anything:
Free ice cream!
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Your sig line is freaking me out. |
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06-29-2005, 01:49 PM
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#3945
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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For fringy
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Your sig line is freaking me out.
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Freaked Token out too.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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