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01-28-2004, 05:21 PM
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#3946
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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HANDJOBS
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Tell it to the dumb bunny.
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She can't hear. She's giving another "happy ending" to a client.
I'm desperately trying to recall the last earnest handjob I received. I think it was late high school, and even then it was lame. There's just no point.
If you're an adult, you get to have s-e-x. And its pretty neat. Lots of fun stuff... just like making pasta.
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01-28-2004, 05:23 PM
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#3947
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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i am loath to do this
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
bc i dont want to encourage the Sunny and Hare show but can someone confirm she actually exists for reaL? apparently my word is not enough.
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Why, pray tell, sweet Paigow, do you feel the need to have my existence confirmed?
SunnyBunny, lover of Paigow. |
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01-28-2004, 05:24 PM
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#3948
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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i am loath to do this
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
bc i dont want to encourage the Sunny and Hare show but can someone confirm she actually exists for reaL? apparently my word is not enough.
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I don't know what this means.
I did think Curb was encouraging. Not a stand out episode, but it didn't have any of the cliched "Larry" stuff. So, at least that was good. |
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01-28-2004, 05:25 PM
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#3949
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She can't hear. She's giving another "happy ending" to a client.
I'm desperately trying to recall the last earnest handjob I received. I think it was late high school, and even then it was lame. There's just no point.
If you're an adult, you get to have s-e-x. And its pretty neat. Lots of fun stuff... just like making pasta.
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Watch out for the old fashioned kind with the metal crank.
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01-28-2004, 05:26 PM
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#3950
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She can't hear. She's giving another "happy ending" to a client.
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Over dinner the other night I was telling some story from when I used to work at Friendly's, where they had (still have?) Happy Ending sundaes, and one of my dinner companions nearly choked on his food.
"What did you just say? They seriously called them Happy Endings?"
Anyway, how long have y'all been aware of the term? Because I think I only first heard it within the past several years, and not when I was working at Friendly's. I never would have been able to take an order for one with a straight face. The Jim Dandy, extra nuts, was enough of a challenge. |
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01-28-2004, 05:27 PM
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#3951
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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HANDJOBS
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Watch out for the old fashioned kind with the metal crank.
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make sure its set on linguine and you'll be safe- lizard dick. |
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01-28-2004, 05:28 PM
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#3952
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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i am loath to do this
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
SunnyBunny, lover of Paigow.
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It's a good thing I won that vomit bucket.
Thanks RP. |
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01-28-2004, 05:29 PM
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#3953
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headhunter thank you?
I just accepted a new position found for me by a couple of recruiters. I realize that they get paid for doing this sort of thing, but I wanted to do something that shows how much I appreciate their help.
So, oh mighty fashionistas, what is an appropriate way to do this? A bottle of wine? Tickets to the Met?
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01-28-2004, 05:30 PM
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#3954
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
Posts: 1,341
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i am loath to do this
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It's a good thing I won that vomit bucket.
Thanks RP.
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Ok, I'm really more of an admirer, lover is a bit strong. She's not my type. |
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01-28-2004, 05:33 PM
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#3955
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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i am loath to do this
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It's a good thing I won that vomit bucket.
Thanks RP.
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Um, pardonnay mwah? Until RP definitively rules out the double-penentration scenario involving Less, you're going to have to share that vomit bucket with yours truly. |
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01-28-2004, 05:33 PM
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#3956
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
Posts: 1,446
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headhunter thank you?
Quote:
Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
I just accepted a new position found for me by a couple of recruiters. I realize that they get paid for doing this sort of thing, but I wanted to do something that shows how much I appreciate their help.
So, oh mighty fashionistas, what is an appropriate way to do this? A bottle of wine? Tickets to the Met?
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From what I'm gathering today, either a pasta maker or a handjob. |
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01-28-2004, 05:36 PM
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#3957
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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headhunter thank you?
Quote:
Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
From what I'm gathering today, either a pasta maker or a handjob.
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But really, they should be giving them to you. It's like thanking a real-estate agent: Thanks, don't spend that 6% vigorish all in one place. Perhaps you can get the company/firm that just hired you to enclose your note in the Very Large Check they are sending the HH. |
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01-28-2004, 05:37 PM
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#3958
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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HANDJOBS
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Over dinner the other night I was telling some story from when I used to work at Friendly's, where they had (still have?) Happy Ending sundaes, and one of my dinner companions nearly choked on his food.
"What did you just say? They seriously called them Happy Endings?"
Anyway, how long have y'all been aware of the term? Because I think I only first heard it within the past several years, and not when I was working at Friendly's. I never would have been able to take an order for one with a straight face. The Jim Dandy, extra nuts, was enough of a challenge.
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Try ordering something called a "chocolate eruption" with a straight face.
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01-28-2004, 05:38 PM
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#3959
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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headhunter thank you?
Quote:
Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
I just accepted a new position found for me by a couple of recruiters. I realize that they get paid for doing this sort of thing, but I wanted to do something that shows how much I appreciate their help.
So, oh mighty fashionistas, what is an appropriate way to do this? A bottle of wine? Tickets to the Met?
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I suggest giving them a "happy ending".
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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01-28-2004, 05:41 PM
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#3960
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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headhunter thank you?
Damn board.
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