Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants - Page 264

04-28-2005, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And in related news, Anthony once passed out after drinking too many Zimas.

POTD

04-28-2005, 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
GOOD GOD! YOU MEAN IT'S NOT SECRET?????

You mean, GOOD GOD! YOU MEAN ITS NOT OUTABLE??????

And that is the last good deed I do for you, darlin. You are welcome.

robustpuppy · 04-28-2005, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You mean, GOOD GOD! YOU MEAN ITS NOT OUTABLE??????

And that is the last good deed I do for you, darlin. You are welcome.

You are singular in your ability to be clueless even when you think you know everything. Well, no, not singular, there's mmm, too.

dtb · 04-28-2005, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
you do realize you are not beating around the bush, right? this is about as subtle as a slave inside one liner of the day that isnt really all that inside.

My god, woman; you are obsessed!

LessinSF · 04-28-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by TexLex
Thank you.

xoxo,

TL

Try http://www.docxxx.com also - site that collects sex related news articles, many law enforcement related - warning, though, porn popup and .gifs.

greatwhitenorthchick · 04-28-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
My god, woman; you are obsessed!

Excellent use of the semi-colon.

et change "nice" to "excellent"

04-28-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
My god, woman; you are obsessed!

With? RP? Slave? Tedious inside jokes?

Yes.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 04-28-2005, 04:22 PM

That $1000 Ronald Miller spent on that hussy's dress instead of the telescope is still paying off handsomely.

LessinSF · 04-28-2005, 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Yes. Try the Smoking Gun

see ya' Bo.

This will be interesting to watch. Given his popularity, I don't think AI will want to bounce him, but they will have to somehow create a mealy-mouthed PR release to differentiate him from past bounced performers. As for its effect on the voting audience, being a wife-beater apparently hasn't hurt Scott Savol.

LessinSF · 04-28-2005, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
GOOD GOD! YOU MEAN IT'S NOT SECRET?????

YOU MEANT THE REFERENCE TO GENETIC TESTING WASN'T TO SOMETHING NON-PUPPIES RELATED? I am so embarrassed to have missed that. I suck like Flinty.

dtb · 04-28-2005, 04:55 PM

If you're ever in Latvia and need some creative legal counsel, have I got the place for you!

taxwonk · 04-28-2005, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
you do realize you are not beating around the bush, right? this is about as subtle as a slave inside one liner of the day that isnt really all that inside.

Actually, I was just poking her with a stick, knowing her affection for the words I used in the post. Tuesdays are my day for hidden subtext, dear.

Shape Shifter · 04-28-2005, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
If you're ever in Latvia and need some creative legal counsel, have I got the place for you!

Interesting profile:

"Looking at this tiny and womanly being it is hard to imagine that she has consciously and voluntary chosen one of the most complicated and entangled fields of the law – tax law. She enjoys what she does and enthusiastically devotes herself to work because she tries to catch life in a way she likes it herself and what makes people around her satisfied. Zane is a calm observer– calmness and ability to analyze gets along in her with openness, brightness and compassion. She will not engage into insane risk, however take up risky activities if the chance to win is quite obvious. Zane will not be the person to give you advice, however she will express an opinion that is worth listening to. For Zane everything is possible and only we ourselves determine the quality and speed of the outcome. Zane has chosen to live in a beautiful world of internal and external beauty, where fragrances are of importance, however the uppermost value are harmonious relations with the closest people."

Not Bob · 04-28-2005, 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
If you're ever in Latvia and need some creative legal counsel, have I got the place for you!

Zane has chosen to live in a beautiful world of internal and external beauty, where fragrances are of importance, however the uppermost value are harmonious relations with the closest people.

How can you argue with Zane? Who wouldn't want to live in a world with good-looking, kind people who smell nice and play well with others?

Don't be a haytah, dtb. It's beneath you.

robustpuppy · 04-28-2005, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
If you're ever in Latvia and need some creative legal counsel, have I got the place for you!

This looks like an all-woman law firm, and many of them are quite attractive. I think we know where Less's next business trip will take him.

But this is my favorite part of the site so far:

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We know what you need!

If it would be necessary, we would fly supersonic battle-planes that reach their goal fast and efficiently. For peaceful solutions we would offer President class aeroplanes where any disagreements can be solved through friendly negotiations. We have also rescue service fire helicopters at our disposal and small private aircrafts for confidential talks.

Perhaps I've seen too many movies, but when I think friendly negotiations, I don't think aeroplane.