Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03 - 10-3-03

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
FWIW, a friend of mine just told me that she's pretty evenly spread out all over hell, except for the first two pussy levels.

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Taken out of context, this is pretty funny. Also a horrible visual.

Yeah, I though she was talking about those Christina Aguilera pics for a minute.

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
blah blah blah
A(Will the real Cliff Claven please stand up?)G.

I AM

Who came through in his mail truck to terrorize your momma (huh?)
Told you how to slap stamps and mail your girl (I did!)
Gave you all the finger and told you I walked through hail
Walked a million miles and still screamed, "Fuck the mail!"

I'm Cliff Clavin
The real Cliff Clavin
The only Cliff Clavin
The one Cliff Clavin
And that's okay
And I'm okay
My Mom's okay
But you'll have to pay

Atticus' a girl
A churlish whirl
He makes me sick and want to hurl
Fuck You Grinch
You Christmas stealin'
Penny pinchin' wheelin' dope dealin'
wench I kick your ass
Across chirst mass
And fill it up with gas
little punk'd lass

So come and get me while my name's hot
AG bores me with twenty-five lines on the hisory of snot
Sincere answers to stupid Qs, you answer all,
Like an older Adder you talk so much you make my brain rot
I need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotch
I'd borry Slave's but he needs it to get crotch
Pansy boy
With his feather toys, little boys, and thai latte with PP's bok choy

I'm Cliff Clavin
The real Cliff Clavin
The only Cliff Clavin
The one Cliff Clavin
And that's okay
And I'm okay
My Mom's okay
But you'll have to pay

Now I'm on my route, my truck don't stop
I'll throw the mail, hell, stick it in your slot
Steal the mail, take all bubbles out and pop
Under the shirt, shaved armpits and mesh tank top
Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
I take your Vicki's Secret and do a Number Three
Reseal that puppy and bring it home with me

I'm Cliff Clavin
The real Cliff Clavin
The only Cliff Clavin
The one Cliff Clavin
And that's okay
And I'm okay
My Mom's okay
But you'll have to pay

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I've finally "met" the person who buys those posters of the little kitty cat hanging from a thread with the caption, "Hang in there." When it gets so cute that everyone around you wants to tuaot, you should think to yourself, "Should I really share this?"

TM

Nope, never buy them, but thanks for the sentiment. I like your tuaot thing though.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I think it's better. Why, I don't know. Maybe just because it is slightly more obscure. Maybe also because I have an audio of an English friend of mine opining that someone or other is a "complete twat," meaning basically the same thing as "prat." But I also have an audio of this friend calling guys on his football team a bunch of "cunts," so that doesn't mean anything.

It's odd how Americans seem to think anything said with an English (possibly British) accent is amusing, whereas if people misuse words with American accents it's just stupid.

[tmdiva]

Shouldn't that be ClavEn?

I'll be joining c2ed in purgatory (surprise, surprise).

Christina Aguilera wouldn't look so bad if her shoulders were a little broader and if she wore clothes that fit properly. Bleh.

AI--there wasn't much more to say that I haven't already said. I was definitely glad not to have to hear Carmen, Kim C., Charles, or Julia, and I still miss Rickey (didn't hear enough Vanessa to say whether I would still want to be hearing her).

Ruben: some questionable style choices (shaved head, strangely shiny "leather" outfit), but sounds better than ever. I totally dug his slowed-down version of Breakin' Up Is Hard to Do.

Trenyce: I didn't like the bangs. The slow section of Proud Mary completely lacked energy (cf. Ruben on BUIHtD). She had moments of better vocal technique on Love Will Keep Us Together, but still moments where she completely lost it and was pitchy as a result.

Josh: Very workmanlike performances, with absolutely zero joy in them. He doesn't seem to be enjoying himself at all. My sil captured it when she said, "If he came on the radio, I would change the station."

Kim: I don't know why the judges didn't like her on Heard It Through the Grapevine, but then did on Where the Boys Are. I thought she was fabulous on both, and looked great too (though her boobs were in danger of jumping out of her neckline on her way onstage at the beginning).

Clay: He really has been improving the facial tics, and even some on the vocal tics. He really does have a nice voice, smooth throughout his range, and he obviously loves performing. And in Solitaire, he actually gave a song a different emotional reading! Way to go. Incredibly nelly at some non-singing moments (I particularly noticed when he was going over to sit by Ryan after his first song)--is he gay or just fey?

Josh should go home.

tm

[leagleaze]

There is an interesting poll on CNN, it asks whether spammers should face time in jail. It is based on this article. http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/interne....ap/index.html

The article talks about a new Virginia law which threatens spammers with jail. The Governor signed the law at AOL head quarters.

I guess this could be a political thing, but we are always talking about some of the crazy spam we get here so I thought it might be appropriate to mention it here.

I hate spam, but jail time? Somehow that seems a bit severe. If they can't even manage to get them fined, how do they plan to meet the level of proof needed to put someone in jail?


Edited to add, the majority of people have answered yes, they think spammers should be put in jail, to the poll. I guess people must be very fed up.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Are you calling her a twat?

What the hell is tuaot?

And, now that twat has come up, is this worse or better than cunt? I don't think it came up. I have to say, once a client (female) used the phrase "pain in my twat" on the phone and the partner in the room was horrified.

I have a confession. I had no idea what a twat was when I was in college (apparently not a highly used phrase in my high school), so one day my bf and I were in the library and someone had written "[insert name here] is a twat" on the table. When I asked my bf what a twat was he just about busted a gut. Now I know. Heck I even have one.

n(I've made it to the second level of hell since that time)cs

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

I would have voted for "Boiled in oil with their telemarketing scum brethren" but that wasn't a choice...:bang:

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I have a confession. I had no idea what a twat was when I was in college ...

I had a similar experience, except it was with the word pud and I was in highschool. A friend of mind said someone was a pud, and I said, in front of a teacher (we were walking down the stairs at the time I think) what is a pud? She didn't believe I didn't know, but I had never heard the expression before. She also turned bright red. Hey, if you can't explain the term without getting all embarrassed why the hell are you using it?

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I would have voted for "Boiled in oil with their telemarketing scum brethren" but that wasn't a choice...:bang:

Where do I get these choice smilie face thingies?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I had a similar experience, except it was with the word pud and I was in highschool. A friend of mind said someone was a pud, and I said, in front of a teacher (we were walking down the stairs at the time I think) what is a pud? She didn't believe I didn't know, but I had never heard the expression before. She also turned bright red. Hey, if you can't explain the term without getting all embarrassed why the hell are you using it?

I have a confession -- I don't know what pud means today. But if I had to guess, I'd say it's short for pudendum.

r(also did not know what "cracker" meant until law school)p

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by fitshaced
Where do I get these choice smilie face thingies?

Look to the left of the reply box. You will see a small box that reads "Smilies" if you look to the bottom you will see a link "Get more" click on that and maximize the window. You just double click on the smiley to insert it into the post.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I have a confession -- I don't know what pud means today. But if I had to guess, I'd say it's short for pudendum.

r(also did not know what "cracker" meant until law school)p

You are making me feel better. And pud means penis, as in pulling your pud.

Originally posted by leagleaze
Look to the left of the reply box. You will see a small box that reads "Smilies" if you look to the bottom you will see a link "Get more" click on that and maximize the window. You just double click on the smiley to insert it into the post.

thanx

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by leagleaze
You are making me feel better. And pud means penis, as in pulling your pud.

RP, I didn't know either. Surprisingly (not) dictionary.com didn't have that definition of pud.

n(I have heard people say "he's such a pud" but I just thought it was a nonsense word)cs