Politics As Usual - Page 265

ltl/fb · 07-08-2004, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
an unattractive, fat pig (Hi Fringey!) who lives in a trailer park

You wound me.

Sidd Finch · 07-08-2004, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Bush flipflops:

Bush is against campaign finance reform; then he's for it.
Bush is against a Homeland Security Department; then he's for it.
Bush is against a 9/11 commission; then he's for it.
Bush is against an Iraq WMD investigation; then he's for it.
Bush is against nation building; then he's for it.
Bush is against deficits; then he's for them.
Bush is for free trade; then he's for tariffs on steel; then he's against them again.
Bush is against the U.S. taking a role in the Israeli Palestinian conflict; then he pushes for a "road map" and a Palestinian State.
Bush is for states right to decide on gay marriage, then he is for changing the constitution.
Bush first says he'll provide money for first responders (fire, police, emergency), then he doesn't.
Bush first says that 'help is on the way' to the military ... then he cuts benefits.
Bush-"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. Bush-"I don't know where he is. I have no idea and I really don't care.
Bush claims to be in favor of the environment and then secretly starts drilling on Padre Island.
Bush talks about helping education and increases mandates while cutting funding.
Bush first says the U.S. won't negotiate with North Korea. Now he will.
Bush goes to Bob Jones University. Then say's he shouldn't have.
Bush said he would demand a U.N. Security Council vote on whether to sanction military action against Iraq. Later Bush announced he would not call for a vote.
Bush said the "mission accomplished" banner was put up by the sailors. Bush later admits it was his advance team.
Bush was for fingerprinting and photographing Mexicans who enter the US. Bush after meeting with Pres. Fox, he's against it.

Yeah, but do you have any images of t-shirts with a picture of Bush and a waffle? Hah. I thought not.

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That took Google and 12 seconds. Imagine what I could do with more time.

What, like you have work to do? Get back on Google, Ty.

Not Me · 07-08-2004, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Restaurants are so bourgeois. I pity you.

God, you must hate it that I have a trust fund and still have this attitude.

Why would that bother me? It just means less people at a restaurant and that it is easier for me to get reservations.

Not Bob · 07-08-2004, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think men are mostly good for sex. I'm not sure what else one needs them for.

We kill bugs. Oh, and take out the trash, too.

ltl/fb · 07-08-2004, 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
Why would that bother me? It just means less people at a restaurant and that it is easier for me to get reservations.

Fewer, unless you are actually talking about Less. I would think having lots of Less types around would put one off one's feed, but whatever.

Colty, if you don't need a woman for sex, and you have a trust fund, hire a chef.

Sidd Finch · 07-08-2004, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
Thanks, Sidd, but we already know how you feel on this topic.

Thanks, whack-job, but I have never said that I am not a Democrat.

Now go fuck your husband so he'll give you some more money, you two-bit fake-tittie whore.

Sidd Finch · 07-08-2004, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Sidd is Italian and I'm Italian. I think he is the most easily baited person I've met, and one of the 2 or 3 dumbest people who post here. So anyway, I can criticize other Italians, you may be right re. my family.

Hank is so obsessed with me that even after I ignore him for three weeks he continues to post about me seven or eight times a day.

He also says that I'm 5'2", which I guess is supposed to mean something and he's only off by five of his own penis lengths.

Being called dumb and a bad lawyer by a guy who practices in Detroit, though.... well, that hurts.

07-08-2004, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
We kill bugs. Oh, and take out the trash, too.

I watched proudly this morning as Mrs. Weed took a sandal to the ants in the kitchen, so I think I may have whittled it down to just trash. Oh, and also paying for everything.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 07-08-2004, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Fewer, unless you are actually talking about Less. I would think having lots of Less types around would put one off one's feed, but whatever.

Colty, if you don't need a woman for sex, and you have a trust fund, hire a chef.

Oh, I need women for sex. Just not with some psuedo call girl like NM. If I'm too lazy to pick up, I buy the real kind of call girls with cash instead of a nice dinner and drinks. That way, the hooker gets all of the money instead of half of what I spend. It's really a better deal b/c the psuedo whore gets pissed when I don't call her the next day. The real whore gets pissed when I do. Either way, you're buying the girl. But with the actual whore, you get a whore who knows she's a whore. The other girl doesn't know it, and what's the fun in that?

Replaced_Texan · 07-08-2004, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Oh, I need women for sex. Just not with some psuedo call girl like NM. If I'm too lazy to pick up, I buy the real kind of call girls with cash instead of a nice dinner and drinks. That way, the hooker gets all of the money instead of half of what I spend. It's really a better deal b/c the psuedo whore gets pissed when I don't call her the next day. The real whore gets pissed when I do. Either way, you're buying the girl. But with the actual whore, you get a whore who knows she's a whore. The other girl doesn't know it, and what's the fun in that?

I'm beginning to worry about Sequels.

Not Me · 07-08-2004, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Now go fuck your husband so he'll give you some more money,

In California, wives don't have to fuck their husbands to get his money. CA is a Community Property state.

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
you two-bit fake-tittie whore.

Why the anger, Sidd? A woman took you for your money before, eh?

Tyrone Slothrop · 07-08-2004, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh fuck, of course Bush never really lied. He's a greenhorn, but he isn't that stupid.... The people below Bush lied to him and he should have known they were lying.

On Friday, September 6, Franks and Rumsfeld briefed the president and the NSC on the latest war planning. . . . General Franks had something important to add. "Mr. President," he said, "we've been looking for Scud missiles and other weapons of mass destruction for ten years and haven't found any yet, so I can't tell you that I know that there are any specific weapons anywhere. I haven't seen Scud one."

Plan of Attack 173

[On Saturday, September 7,] Blair and Bush took questions from reporters. They said they were committed to ending Saddam's threat one and for all. How or when went unanswered. Bush asserted unequivocally, "Saddam Hussein possesses weapons of mass destruction."

Plan of Attack 178

Not Me · 07-08-2004, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Oh, and also paying for everything.

See, some men do get it.

Hank Chinaski · 07-08-2004, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
I watched proudly this morning as Mrs. Weed took a sandal to the ants in the kitchen, so I think I may have whittled it down to just trash. Oh, and also paying for everything.

with the reduced responsibilities, maybe you can take on a second or even third wife.

ltl/fb · 07-08-2004, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
We kill bugs. Oh, and take out the trash, too.

The cat kills bugs, and I don't mind taking out the minimal amount of trash I produce.