Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Would you guys just leave patentpara alone already? Damn. So she likes coffee and responding to everyone, often not making any sense. So what? We should all try to be as cheerful as she -- for the sake of the board. Please join me in making her and everyone else feel at home here.

TM

Sometimes I think I don't even know you anymore.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you're so powerful it can go onto a paper image and actually transmute to her brain?

That's five.

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I didn't know Shape Shifter was a smoker. I'll see if Coltrane can crank out a batch - he seems to have a lot of practice in this area.

And let's review the findings...

1. Easing depression and stress - A recent study of college students at the State University of New York in Albany suggests that semen acts as an antidepressant. At least that's what the guys say. Semen is good stuff. It gives a shot of zinc, calcium, potassium, fructose, proteins.

3. Boosting cardio health - It’s possible that male goo can lower blood pressure. Another recent study found that women who gave their men oral sex, and swallowed, had a lower risk of preeclampsia.


Oral is what works. If you'd like to try another way, be my guest.

My dog during middle school, the one we keep locked in the yard so she never had sex, she got ovarian cancer. i'm just saying.*

*HC's sex rap- HS senior year.....

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
MR's new nickname: Leopard Nuts? Dalmation Dicksack?

Speaking of - Jeff Garcia was in the elevator the other day. Apparently before being shipped off to Cleveland. That is one ugly mutherfucker. He's not as gig as I would have pictured and fairly slender for a guy who gets hit regularly by 300 lb lineman. But he's got a ton of freckles. do guys with freckles have freckled dicks? I'm just asking because I've never seen. And I didn't ask Jeff to drop trou.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Sometimes I think I don't even know you anymore.

Did you ever, really? I mean, really?

TM

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Nice. Although, you should have let that one go, because now you're going to be none as the spotted ball ass-licker.

Is there SWWT? Anyone?

TM

I blame my pasty-white, northern-European ancestors. Maybe I should use some self-tanning lotion to even out the spots? Any product recommendations?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
He's not as gig

What does that mean?

And I don't know about the freckles. Guys can have moles on their penises though.

Nice to mole you. Moley, moley, moley

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Would you guys just leave patentpara alone already? Damn. So she likes coffee and responding to everyone, often not making any sense. So what? We should all try to be as cheerful as she -- for the sake of the board. Please join me in making her and everyone else feel at home here.

TM

I'm made of Cheese!

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Did you ever, really? I mean, really?

TM

You are nothing if not an enigma.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Agreed. And you don't want to give that up to a city like Chicago.

Isn't it amazing how some cities identify more with one sport than any other? I don't think New York qualifies, although, you make a pretty good argument that the Yankees dominate.

But Chicago is a football town. No question.
And despite the Patriots' recent success, Boston is a baseball town.
Los Angeles? Basketball.
Dallas? Football.

I give Boston credit because they're a baseball town. It doesn't matter that their team is an ongoing tragedy. You guys are devoted. Sure you love your Celtics and your Pats and Bruins. But you bleed Red Sox red every year. Great sports town.

And I love Fenway.

TM

I love Fenway too. But I switched to the Yanks because I was sick of losing every damn year.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
do guys with freckles have freckled dicks? I'm just asking because I've never seen.

No. At least I don't. Not even on my nutsack. But then again, I don't really have that many freckles.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm made of Cheese!

My anti-drug is John Stamos.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I love Fenway too. But I switched to the Yanks because I was sick of losing every damn year.

Flip this shit.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I give Boston credit because they're a baseball town. It doesn't matter that their team is an ongoing tragedy. You guys are devoted. Sure you love your Celtics and your Pats and Bruins. But you bleed Red Sox red every year. Great sports town.

And I love Fenway.

TM

Probably because Fenway is right in the middle of everything. Doesn't matter where you live, when the Sox are at home you need to alter your habits. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Fenway rocks! The beer sucks, but I love going to games there. It's so small and intimate that you can't help but get caught up in the game. I wish the fans would give up the "Yankees Suck" chant, that is so late 1990's.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
My anti-drug is John Stamos.

I like Santa.