imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Oh dear. What are we, if not spinsters?

Whoa, is Cooter a gal?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Sorry. Are you going to go fuck/hang out with str8 now?

What are you apologizing for? I don't mind the jokes, that's why I made them myself. I just thought you were more clever than to go for the obvious setup.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
middle aged used to be forty but now I put it at mid forties.

Watch it, or you'll be on MY ignore list.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan

another red x. this is starting to appear to be a conspiracy.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What are you apologizing for? I don't mind the jokes, that's why I made them myself. I just thought you were more clever than to go for the obvious setup.

Either being stupid, or making stupid jokes. I don't know. I can't take it. I need a vacation.


ETA for stupidly going for the obvious setup. That was a mighty quick edit, missy.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Either being stupid, or making stupid jokes. I don't know. I can't take it. I need a vacation.

Don't let the fact that you've killed the Board get you down.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Don't let the fact that you've killed the Board get you down.

If you keep bugging me, I'm never going to get this letter opener through my eyeball.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If you keep bugging me, I'm never going to get this letter opener through my eyeball.

Don't overreact. It's not as if you fucked your mother.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Don't overreact. It's not as if you fucked your mother.

They had letter openers back then? Go figure. And I meant through the eyeball into the brain -- to please wanker.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

AWGTHTGTTA: Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
BOHICA: Bend Over Here It Comes Again
CRTLA: Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
CTC: Choking The Chicken
ESO: Equipment Smarter than Operator
GLYASDI: God Loves You And So Do I
GYPO: Get Your Pants Off
NIFOC: Nude (naked) In Front Of The Computer
NYCFS: New York City Finger Salute
OLL: On-Line Love
RTBS: Reason To Be Single
SOHF: Sense Of Humor Failure
SSEWBAL Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
TDTM: Talk Dirty To Me

Penske needs to keep us in the loop.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, she's wearing a job bra. If her nipples can poke through one of those, she belongs in the circus.

And I'm getting on a plane to meet her.

When the bra gets sweaty, they poke through. (STP, I know, but just confirming what someone speculated.)

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
They had letter openers back then? Go figure. And I meant through the eyeball into the brain -- to please wanker.

I don't want you to do it for me. I want for you to do it for yourself.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I don't want you to do it for me. I want for you to do it for yourself.

That's, um, really really sick and fucked up.

I just got an email from some guy from HS which included the emails of a bunch of fellow alum. One is Atticus something at yahoo. Could it be?

[Anne Elk]

World Cup Qualifying -

Halftime - US 1 TT 0
Goal scored by Eddie Johnson in the 30th minute

For the real soccer geeks, Dwight Yorke is playing again for TT. (I wonder if he likes crow.) No, this is not a reference to his skin color. A few years ago, Dwight made a big deal about retiring from the TT national team. He was too busy playing big league EPL soccer for Aston Villa, Man U., Blackburn and now 14th place Birmingham.

Other scores:
England and Holland are tied nil-nil (half)
Greece 2 Denmark 1 (2d)
Germany 2 Argentina 1 (half)
Hong Kong 1 Brazil 7 (final)