Fashion Board 12-09-03 through 1-08-04

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I resolve to be more obscure, post more inside jokes, try for more Bilmore of the Days, and to explain things to Paigow less often. I would further resolve to resume using this board as a dating service, but I'm not sure there are any single women left that I haven't either hooked up with or failed to hook up with.

Yeah, I think I was the last one. Too bad you struck out looking. An ignominious end to a hall-of-fame career.

Who know's maybe someday there'll be a reunion show.

Tally ho!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yeah, I think I was the last one. Too bad you struck out looking. An ignominious end to a hall-of-fame career.

Who know's maybe someday there'll be a reunion show.

Tally ho!

is last post of the year the new K race?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
is last post of the year the new K race?

Yes. See you in 7 hours.

[Dave]

I resolve to do the following:

1. Cash in on the market opportunity for a quality vodka that slots nicely between the $10 Smirnoff and other lesser (read: crap) brands and the $20 and up Absolut and premiums.

2. Phone it in just enough to obtain a reasonable bonus while reducing overall stress levels. Especially when dealing with asshole clients and artificial, meaningless deadlines.

3. Resolve ongoing confusion as to whether NCS's resolution makes her more or less heartable.

4. Avoid stumping the paigow, because it sounds creepy, whatever it is.

5. Just drink more already.

HNY to all, time to get busy on resolution #5.

[bilmore]

I am only posting this so I can say I got the first FB post of the year.

I don't really know who the fuck I can actually SAY this to, of course, so it's more of a conceptual thing than a concrete plan.

[Alex_de_Large]

UK's The Guardian has 101 resolutions.

spree: article listing resolutions

p.s. yes, I know it's early. I am obviously not a Modern Drunkard.

[not_penske]

Originally posted by bilmore
I am only posting this so I can say I got the first FB post of the year.

I don't really know who the fuck I can actually SAY this to, of course, so it's more of a conceptual thing than a concrete plan.

One thing is fo shizzle, as the kids say haha, don't bother telling me as I could give two rats' asses about these stoopid K races and posting milestones, unlike that preternatural loser, pensKe.

[NotFromHere]

There is still time to bid on the boat of your dreams.

Boat of your dreams

No, it's not a Donzi but you'll use every dime of your bonus filling up its 98,000 gallon tank. That's if you can find aviation fuel.

[Not Flaming]

Originally posted by not_penske
One thing is fo shizzle.....I..a......m.....a...preternatural loser,

Nice going not_penske, first sockass post of the year. way to piss on the new year. dipweed!

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I just want to bookmark the fact that I invented the nonhomosexual use of the word "gay" for the purposes of this board. Meaning I intruduced it to the board. Sebby, get off of my cloud.

cite, please?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Is there a technical term for a deliberate whiff? Does such a term exist?

I believe the term you are looking for is "poof."

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by dc_chef
Mrs. Chef got her first La Perla thong and matching bra. They look hot on her.

That is all.

Sweet. Something to look forward to. Someone's a very lucky guy.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I believe the term you are looking for is "poof."

Dude. That is Monty Python, and no way it means whiff.

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yes and there is a 3rd season marathon on Friday and the first season comes out on DVD next month.

I can barely curb my enthusiasm at this point. I'm hyperventilating!

Cite please. Will there be any director's cuts or David chat on it?

I just saw the "better save the dirty talk for another time bc Laaaaaaaaaary's in the car" episode. genius.

and speakng of HBO- how do I access HBO on demand on comcast digital cable? They say its on the search menu but I dont think so.

man it sucks to be here. is anyone else at work?

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think you can only tell if someone is deliberately whiffing if you are skilled at reading not the text, not the subtext, not the intertext, but the supertext.

But I'm tired, so I could possibly maybe be wrong. Probably not.

Weirdest dream of all time that I jsut remembered. IO have been having trouble sleeping lately- always wake up in the middle of the night and have troble falling asleep again. I dreamt that I woke up in the middle of the night and had a phone call with fringey who kept talking and talking and talking and I said to her, "my eyelids are gettnig heavy now" and hung up and went to sleep. Thought I would share