A frolic in Cambodia - Page 266

robustpuppy · 12-02-2004, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Can anyone explain why, when I have an MBNA credit card, MBNA nonetheless sends me at least 3 solicitiations for cards per week?

Maybe it's because the marketing rules are so confusing that the safest marketing is to existing customers.

Alex_de_Large · 12-02-2004, 01:42 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Can anyone explain why, when I have an MBNA credit card, MBNA nonetheless sends me at least 3 solicitiations for cards per week?

Same here. I also get about 1 AOL CD per week, when we already have an AOL account (wife has had it for years).

Hank Chinaski · 12-02-2004, 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I want to kill stupid computer research tool that is not being helpful. I have taken care of some of this urge by being condescending to a non-benefits lawyer who is failing to understand that her client is fucked in the ass because the plan under which he wants to make a claim is exempt from *some of* ERISA's requirements, but not exempt from ERISA as a whole. Fucking moron bitch.

We fired a secretary who was in her first year of law school. She tried to abuse a STD policy, and thought she was golden under FMLA, but didn't have the sense to check 825.104 for exclusionary requirements. Dumb bitch was on the streets before her first set of finals.

ltl/fb · 12-02-2004, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
We fired a secretary who was in her first year of law school. She tried to abuse a STD policy, and thought she was golden under FMLA, but didn't have the sense to check 825.104 for exclusionary requirements. Dumb bitch was on the streets before her first set of finals.

Moron works better than dumb.

Hank Chinaski · 12-02-2004, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Moron works better than dumb.

"moron" seemed repetitive.

ltl/fb · 12-02-2004, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
"moron" seemed repetitive.

All bitches are morons, but they are not necessarly dumb? Um, OK. I will keep that in mind.

ETA I'm thinking that perhaps I should not have switched from latte to tea today.

notcasesensitive · 12-02-2004, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
If I ever ran a retail store, I wouldn't play holiday music during the season; I would give shoppers a fucking break from it.

The world is so fucking noisy! And I'm ready to kill the noisy secretary outside my door. K-I-L-L my landlord.

C-I-L-L

ETA -

Break his neck
His house, I wreck
What da heck?

[It was a favorite chant of my youth. No, I'm not disturbed. Why do you ask?]

EFTA - okay, TM beat me. rp, you should understand the importance of getting the spelling correct. of all people.

robustpuppy · 12-02-2004, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
C-I-L-L

stp. jesus.

dtb · 12-02-2004, 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Story was a plant
To excise his huge contract
Say hello, Carlos

Our new rotation?
Unit, Moose, Leiter, Lieber
and maybe Milton

I read about Leiter this morning on my way to work. LEITER?!?

Doesn't he suck? Why Leiter?

dtb · 12-02-2004, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
We fired a secretary who was in her first year of law school. She tried to abuse a STD policy, and thought she was golden under FMLA, but didn't have the sense to check 825.104 for exclusionary requirements. Dumb bitch was on the streets before her first set of finals.

Your firm has an STD policy? How does one abuse it? One too many venereal diseases?

notcasesensitive · 12-02-2004, 02:13 PM

I feel bad for him. Really. I mean, I've never watched his show, but I'm sure it is quite good. However the real point of this post is to ask -

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HIS TEETH? Are those real? Or does he have the worst set of dentures I've ever seen? This is quite perplexing to me.

Replaced_Texan · 12-02-2004, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Your firm has an STD policy? How does one abuse it? One too many venereal diseases?

I guess they figure that they'll be screwing their associates so much that it's only prudent to have an STD policy.

robustpuppy · 12-02-2004, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I feel bad for him. Really. I mean, I've never watched his show, but I'm sure it is quite good. However the real point of this post is to ask -

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HIS TEETH? Are those real? Or does he have the worst set of dentures I've ever seen? This is quite perplexing to me.

Cut him some slack. He's 69, and seems to have aged rather well. You know, sometimes you get the dentures at the dentist's office, and they seem fine, and you think maybe it's the fluorescent light that makes them look so white and big, but then you have them for a while, and you start to think, maybe I should call Dr. Schnapp and tell him I don't think they're quite right ...

NotFromHere · 12-02-2004, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I feel bad for him. Really. I mean, I've never watched his show, but I'm sure it is quite good. However the real point of this post is to ask -

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HIS TEETH? Are those real? Or does he have the worst set of dentures I've ever seen? This is quite perplexing to me.

Lenny has always had caps. Coffee stained caps. It is a trend, apparently, to have your tobacco/coffee stained caps whitened to Ross Geller levels. I'm trying to think of the actress who recently did this as well, but my brain died a couple of days ago and I won't think of it until I'm right in the middle of something important.
Bleached caps.

robustpuppy · 12-02-2004, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere

Bleached caps.

Actually, caps can't be bleached. A person would have to get new whiter caps to match bleached teeth. W-I-T-E teeth.

("What I really want to be is a dentist.")