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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Growing up, my parents always had two bottles of vodka. The Wolfshmidt plastic jug and the Smirnoff (later, to be replaced by Absolut, and now its Grey Goose or some Polish vodka whose name I cant recall). My mama always told me that the Wolfschmidt was for mixed drinks bc y ou didnt want to waste the good stuff on a clamato mixer.

SO that's why I stole the big plastic jug and drank it with OJ with my gay best frind in the woods behind the school and prompltly passed out under a cafeteria table with my legs sticking out from underneath it like the Wicked Witch of the West.

Oh, so many softballs in that one, Slave. Go for it.

All of this discussion of disgusting drinks with cheap alcohol is making my head hurt. Especially with all the sugary sweetness of so many of the drinks. Oy.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Thank you. That was very exciting.

You are very welcome. Now let's get back into that cherry-flavored vodka discussion--many more interesting factoids to mine there.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
THat avatar looks like her? You must be blind. Try this (but without the smile)

The reason you don't know what I look like when I smile is that your company is so odious that I found it impossible to smile around you. Get over it already.

The more obsessed you become about convincing people on this board that I am unattractive, the more you solidify your image as a jealous, vicious, desperate, sad, lonely, passive-aggressive, pathetic, bitter bitch. The fact that you hurl insecurity and narcicissm at other people as insults is completely laughable. What drives your ceaseless capacity to develop and bear grudges?

I sincerely hope, for your sake, that developing a distinct internet persona and an impressive ouevre of provocative posts gives you a sense of fulfillment as you wander through your lonely days on this earth, making ex-friends at every turn.

You don't make people who have rejected you regret their choice to do so.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I defer to the lady in the bikini, seeing as I am neither Japanese-speaking, Japanese, nor Irish for that matter. Well, today I am Irish.

Debate over.

Crap. I was going to pick your side in the debate. Really only because of the way the word looks like it should sound. Foiled!

[bilmore]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The reason you don't know what I look like when I smile is that your company is so odious that I found it impossible to smile around you. Get over it already.

The more obsessed you become about convincing people on this board that I am unattractive, the more you solidify your image as a jealous, vicious, desperate, sad, lonely, passive-aggressive, pathetic, bitter bitch. The fact that you hurl insecurity and narcicissm at other people as insults is completely laughable. What drives your ceaseless capacity to develop and bear grudges?

I sincerely hope, for your sake, that developing a distinct internet persona and an impressive ouevre of provocative posts gives you a sense of fulfillment as you wander through your lonely days on this earth, making ex-friends at every turn.

You don't make people who have rejected you regret their choice to do so.

Look, if you don't like something, just say so, and stop beating around the bush.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The reason you don't know what I look like when I smile is that your company is so odious that I found it impossible to smile around you. Get over it already.

The more obsessed you become about convincing people on this board that I am unattractive, the more you solidify your image as a jealous, vicious, desperate, sad, lonely, passive-aggressive, pathetic, bitter bitch. The fact that you hurl insecurity and narcicissm at other people as insults is completely laughable. What drives your ceaseless capacity to develop and bear grudges?

I sincerely hope, for your sake, that developing a distinct internet persona and an impressive ouevre of provocative posts gives you a sense of fulfillment as you wander through your lonely days on this earth, making ex-friends at every turn.

You don't make people who have rejected you regret their choice to do so.

So, I guess the unshaven ball was a big hit?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Crap. I was going to pick your side in the debate. Really only because of the way the word looks like it should sound. Foiled!

Shhh....I received a mandate from a "very important poster" not to waste bandwidth on this topic. I am but a humble servant.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I defer to the lady in the bikini, seeing as I am neither Japanese-speaking, Japanese, nor Irish for that matter. Well, today I am Irish.

Debate over.

Two.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Shhh....I received a mandate from a "very important poster" not to waste bandwidth on this topic. I am but a humble servant.

Frankly, it makes me feel more secure knowing there's someone out there smart enough to let us know when we're discussing the wrong things.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Two.

Dude, beware the wrath of Hank.

Haaaank!

[ABBAKiss]

I invented this one this morning:

There once was a girl from Nantucket,
who often drank beer from a bucket.
She was a good time,
tequila with lime,
Lick it, slam it, and suck it.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
The reason you don't know what I look like when I smile is that your company is so odious that I found it impossible to smile around you. Get over it already.

The more obsessed you become about convincing people on this board that I am unattractive, the more you solidify your image as a jealous, vicious, desperate, sad, lonely, passive-aggressive, pathetic, bitter bitch. The fact that you hurl insecurity and narcicissm at other people as insults is completely laughable. What drives your ceaseless capacity to develop and bear grudges?

I sincerely hope, for your sake, that developing a distinct internet persona and an impressive ouevre of provocative posts gives you a sense of fulfillment as you wander through your lonely days on this earth, making ex-friends at every turn.

You don't make people who have rejected you regret their choice to do so.

I heard she developed that posting style because she needed an outlet for her rage. Too often on the road she had urges to hit other cars to show the bad drivers.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I invented this one this morning:

There once was a girl from Nantucket,
who often drank beer from a bucket.
She was a good time,
tequila with lime,
Lick it, slam it, and suck it.

Will you date me? Nothing serious. You can still see other people who enjoy consuming your candy pants.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by spookyfish
You're such a little helper.

I think chocolate essence is like a flavor extract. I brew and I've used the fruit-flavored ones in lieu of real fruit.

You brew. <sigh> You are now on my crush list. Can we taste a few while watching some indie flicks?

I love your show on the Independent Film Channel.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I invented this one this morning:

There once was a girl from Nantucket,
who often drank beer from a bucket.
She was a good time,
tequila with lime,
Lick it, slam it, and suck it.

That was very good. You should recite it on our date. I'll act it out. I'm not from Nantucket, though. I hope that doesn't hurt the integrity of the performance.