Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
NYC is a piece of cake. There are 80 million firms, each with 80 million attorneys. Every case or deal or whatever is way overstaffed with hundreds of associates and paralegals whose sole purpose is to bill 18 hours a day, not to actually do anything that makes any real difference. So, yes, you have to work long hours, but the junior associates are doing paralegal work and the paralegals are doing secretary/document clerk work. It is the only way to keep the leverage ratio high and PPP through the roof.

And if that doesn't work out you can get $5/blow job at the Holland Tunnel.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I didn't think they would kill Hearst, for that same reason. BUT -- Aunt Lou could have tried. Or done something. And the 100 armed men in town could have done something. Or someone could have done something, other than staring at Hearst as he left town and killing a non-entity.

BORING.

Incidentally, I'm thinking that the whore-you-haven't-seen-before is to Deadwood what the red-shirt-guy-you-haven't-seen-before was to Star Trek -- someone who appears solely to get killed.

Nice tits on the newish whore at Tolliver's place, though.

You mean Jean-n-n-nine? I'll no longer be able to meet anyone with that name and keep a straight face. Tolliver turns out to be the psycho-est psycho of the bunch. Love it. As an unabashed fan of the show, on the one hand I would have liked tons of action, but on the other hand I appreciate all the machinations and strategizing that went down so that it didn't turn into something much much worse. I also liked how the show that started with Wild Bill brought his memory back into play in the final few episodes.

Question: Did Langrishe convince Hearst to leave? Or had he already decided? Was Langrishe's befriending of Hearst a factor in Hearst deciding not to do-for Swearingen?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
2. Hi Flower! I was going to say piece of cake, but instead I said "walk in the park." Same diff!

Hi! This is, like, our second "theme jinx" of the last two weeks. At least!

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
New York has not been particularly hard for me. In fact it is has pretty much been a walk in the park. I lived out of a car in Toronto for a month or so once. Now that is not fun.

But I bow down to your clearly superior authority about the high-octane-osity of urban areas.

Sinatra should have put an asterisk next to anywhere.*


(*Except Toronto.)

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Do the Emmys ever give the award to themselves

Isn't that what the entire 4+ hours is, essentially?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Isn't that what the entire 4+ hours is, essentially?

It would add another circle to the circle jerk. I being kind of serious about this - everybody's going on and on about how great Conan was. Would the Emmys award themselves an award or is that too meta-something?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Isn't that what the entire 4+ hours is, essentially?

2:57 this year.

I didn't watch, but I did DVR it. This is another reason to love Tivo, because I hate watching awards shows but always want to see the dishy moments. But I did see the last 2 minutes of the pre-show where Nancy O'Boobs was interviewing Annette Bening and Warren Beatty, and it was so impossibly awkward I can't even describe it. I'd be surprised if the two of them still slept in the same room.

Also, I thought Tim Gunn looked surprisingly non-natty. He's not a fantastic dresser, what with the sports jacket over jeans look, but his suit looked 2 sizes too big. And I was disappointed to see him there -- not that I blame him for taking whatever opportunities he can, but I'd hate to see him be as overexposed as Carson Kressley was.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It would add another circle to the circle jerk. I being kind of serious about this - everybody's going on and on about how great Conan was. Would the Emmys award themselves an award or is that too meta-something?

He was pretty funny. His song and dance slam of NBC ("Trouble With a Capital T") amused me. I also liked the bit about the gift bags being taxed -- something along the lines of "Gerorge W. Bush keeps stickin it to the working man."

And the answer is that I don't know if the Emmy is eligible for an Emmy. It seems like the Oscars win every year.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
New York has not been particularly hard for me. In fact it is has pretty much been a walk in the park. I lived out of a car in Toronto for a month or so once. Now that is not fun.

But I bow down to your clearly superior authority about the high-octane-osity of urban areas.

Uh, sarcasm?

NY was easy for me too.

I came alone for 2 months w/o everyone to live with my in laws first before we could find suitable housing. I learned the grid [streets] fast and was able to get a job in 48 hours.

I'm a hard worker so I was able to become more a manager type in a matter of months. I'm agressive so I asked everyone directions, and EVERYONE was nice. I was able to easily increase salary and do some OT. It's a great gig. I love the city.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
[Leeringly] All of you? [/Leeringly]

Not, like, naked. As if.

Re: Emmys, was there some kind of airplane skit? In my 7-min commute, I got enough to realize someone was offended, but not what was offensive. Something about Kansas or Kentucky or something.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Not, like, naked. As if.

Re: Emmys, was there some kind of airplane skit? In my 7-min commute, I got enough to realize someone was offended, but not what was offensive. Something about Kansas or Kentucky or something.

Manhattan is in Kansas.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
What'd I miss in the last ~3900 posts?

Dude, I don't know. But I sure as hell know that there's no way to ketchup at this point.

FYI, I purchased a TSA approved lock for my luggage and apparently this is deterrent enough for the lazy TSA guys not to open your luggage.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Manhattan is in Kansas.

Are the streets there easier to learn than in NY?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

FYI, I purchased a TSA approved lock for my luggage and apparently this is deterrent enough for the lazy TSA guys not to open your luggage.

No. You'll find that it's deterrent enough for them not to use the key, but rather to use the bolt cutters to remove it. Just give it a couple more trips.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are the streets there easier to learn than in NY?

I wouldn't know. What is the octane level?