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Old 10-04-2013, 01:05 AM   #3976
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Old 10-04-2013, 01:09 AM   #3977
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Old 10-04-2013, 01:55 PM   #3978
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Did anyone see the somewhat-amusing-but-not-terribly-memorable movie about identity theft starring Michael from Arrested Development and the full-figured gal from Bridesmaids? (I think her last name is McCarthy and she's a first cousin to Jenny McCarthy -- at least I inferred that from something I saw on a magazine cover in the checkout line at Duane Reade.)

But anyway, the funniest scene in the whole movie is when the full-figured gal is trying to make her escape from Michael Bluth on foot. She's got a big backpack or something and tries to run away on a super-highway after he's pulled the car over. He kind of half-jogs/half-walks and easily catches up to her, and she says pantingly, "What are you? Kenyan?" I still giggle just remembering that scene. I was going to just use that line, but figured it didn't have the legs (ha!) to be very successful, as probably only seven other people even saw that movie. Maybe it was called Identity Theft? Meh.

As for the 2:03:23 [ahem], my husband has only run two marathons. The first one, he entered on a lark, without marathon-specific training, and finished in 3:07. He figured if he trained for the next one, he could do better, which he did, but only by about four minutes. He is Superman!
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As for the 2:03:23 [ahem], my husband has only run two marathons. The first one, he entered on a lark, without marathon-specific training, and finished in 3:07. He figured if he trained for the next one, he could do better, which he did, but only by about four minutes. He is Superman!
Damn. So he trained and only gained 4 minutes? I'd feel like the training was a waste of time.
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Old 10-04-2013, 03:06 PM   #3980
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Damn. So he trained and only gained 4 minutes? I'd feel like the training was a waste of time.
Exactly. That's why he's only run two. He runs a lot, just not marathons.

He runs shorter races and almost always wins his age group. If he doesn't win, he's in the top two or three. Of course, we're not in a big urban area, but the people who win even our cute little local races are decent runners. The guys who win in the 20s and 30s age groups are sub-6'ers.
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Exactly. That's why he's only run two. He runs a lot, just not marathons.

He runs shorter races and almost always wins his age group. If he doesn't win, he's in the top two or three.
He sure does sound dreamy. Tell us more.

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Exactly. That's why he's only run two. He runs a lot, just not marathons.

He runs shorter races and almost always wins his age group. If he doesn't win, he's in the top two or three. Of course, we're not in a big urban area, but the people who win even our cute little local races are decent runners. The guys who win in the 20s and 30s age groups are sub-6'ers.
What is a "sub-6'er?" and for what distance?
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What is a "sub-6'er?" and for what distance?
It's a special short guy division. Kind of like a Clydesdale class.
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It's a special short guy division. Kind of like a Clydesdale class.
conf to flower: short in height or short, you know? to be discrete maybe ask dtb what shoe size her husband wears?
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conf to flower: short in height or short, you know? to be discrete maybe ask dtb what shoe size her husband wears?
Discrete? Huh? Any chance you meant discreet?

13.5, for the curious.

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What is a "sub-6'er?" and for what distance?
Right. Are we talking 5k or 13.1? Because if it's 5k that's fast but not THAT fast. We have guys in my small local burb going sub-18 for 5k. I'm not one of those people.
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Discrete? Huh? Any chance you meant discreet?

13.5, for the curious.

Now even Thurgreed thinks he's dreamy! (Almost typed Thurgreed's real name, there. And there, too.)
Thurgreed has a foot fetish? This is new.
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Right. Are we talking 5k or 13.1? Because if it's 5k that's fast but not THAT fast. We have guys in my small local burb going sub-18 for 5k. I'm not one of those people.
There's a cluster of youngish dudes who run low 5's (up to 5:15 for a 5k) and under 6 for a 10k. Most races around here are 5 and 10ks, with an occasional 5-miler. I don't know, that seems pretty darned fast to me.
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There's a cluster of youngish dudes who run low 5's (up to 5:15 for a 5k) and under 6 for a 10k. Most races around here are 5 and 10ks, with an occasional 5-miler. I don't know, that seems pretty darned fast to me.
Low 5s is fast. I get smoked by the local HS CC boys running sub-17s. Of course it probably doesn't help that I outweigh them by 40 lbs.
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