» Site Navigation |
|
|
» Online Users: 206 |
| 0 members and 206 guests |
| No Members online |
| Most users ever online was 9,654, 05-18-2025 at 05:16 AM. |
|
 |
|
10-04-2013, 01:05 AM
|
#3976
|
|
Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
|
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
Quote:
Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen
Terri Hatcher and I once talked about our tits.
|
And both sets were real and they were spectacular.
__________________
Send in the evil clowns.
|
|
|
10-04-2013, 01:09 AM
|
#3977
|
|
Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
|
Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The best looking undressed breasts are those blessed with milk ready to be expressed.
|
The best looking undressed breasts in the world are the ones that right now, you are allowed to put your hands on pretty much at will, allowing for decorum, of course.
__________________
Send in the evil clowns.
|
|
|
10-04-2013, 01:55 PM
|
#3978
|
|
I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
|
Re: The board is so dead, Hank doesn't bother to make new avatars
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2:03:23
|
Did anyone see the somewhat-amusing-but-not-terribly-memorable movie about identity theft starring Michael from Arrested Development and the full-figured gal from Bridesmaids? (I think her last name is McCarthy and she's a first cousin to Jenny McCarthy -- at least I inferred that from something I saw on a magazine cover in the checkout line at Duane Reade.)
But anyway, the funniest scene in the whole movie is when the full-figured gal is trying to make her escape from Michael Bluth on foot. She's got a big backpack or something and tries to run away on a super-highway after he's pulled the car over. He kind of half-jogs/half-walks and easily catches up to her, and she says pantingly, "What are you? Kenyan?" I still giggle just remembering that scene. I was going to just use that line, but figured it didn't have the legs (ha!) to be very successful, as probably only seven other people even saw that movie. Maybe it was called Identity Theft? Meh.
As for the 2:03:23 [ahem], my husband has only run two marathons. The first one, he entered on a lark, without marathon-specific training, and finished in 3:07. He figured if he trained for the next one, he could do better, which he did, but only by about four minutes. He is Superman!
|
|
|
10-04-2013, 02:28 PM
|
#3979
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
|
Re: The board is so dead, Hank doesn't bother to make new avatars
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb
.
As for the 2:03:23 [ahem], my husband has only run two marathons. The first one, he entered on a lark, without marathon-specific training, and finished in 3:07. He figured if he trained for the next one, he could do better, which he did, but only by about four minutes. He is Superman!
|
Damn. So he trained and only gained 4 minutes? I'd feel like the training was a waste of time.
__________________
No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
|
|
|
10-04-2013, 03:06 PM
|
#3980
|
|
I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
|
Re: The board is so dead, Hank doesn't bother to make new avatars
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Damn. So he trained and only gained 4 minutes? I'd feel like the training was a waste of time.
|
Exactly. That's why he's only run two. He runs a lot, just not marathons.
He runs shorter races and almost always wins his age group. If he doesn't win, he's in the top two or three. Of course, we're not in a big urban area, but the people who win even our cute little local races are decent runners. The guys who win in the 20s and 30s age groups are sub-6'ers.
|
|
|
10-04-2013, 04:50 PM
|
#3981
|
|
[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
|
Top 20
|
|
|
10-04-2013, 04:51 PM
|
#3982
|
|
[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
|
Re: The board is so dead, Hank doesn't bother to make new avatars
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb
Exactly. That's why he's only run two. He runs a lot, just not marathons.
He runs shorter races and almost always wins his age group. If he doesn't win, he's in the top two or three.
|
He sure does sound dreamy. Tell us more.
TM
|
|
|
10-04-2013, 05:51 PM
|
#3983
|
|
Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,149
|
Re: The board is so dead, Hank doesn't bother to make new avatars
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb
Exactly. That's why he's only run two. He runs a lot, just not marathons.
He runs shorter races and almost always wins his age group. If he doesn't win, he's in the top two or three. Of course, we're not in a big urban area, but the people who win even our cute little local races are decent runners. The guys who win in the 20s and 30s age groups are sub-6'ers.
|
What is a "sub-6'er?" and for what distance?
__________________
I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
|
|
|
10-04-2013, 06:01 PM
|
#3984
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
|
Re: The board is so dead, Hank doesn't bother to make new avatars
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
What is a "sub-6'er?" and for what distance?
|
It's a special short guy division. Kind of like a Clydesdale class.
__________________
Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
|
|
|
10-04-2013, 06:06 PM
|
#3985
|
|
Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,149
|
Re: The board is so dead, Hank doesn't bother to make new avatars
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
It's a special short guy division. Kind of like a Clydesdale class.
|
conf to flower: short in height or short, you know? to be discrete maybe ask dtb what shoe size her husband wears?
__________________
I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
|
|
|
10-07-2013, 12:39 AM
|
#3986
|
|
I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
|
Re: The board is so dead, Hank doesn't bother to make new avatars
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
conf to flower: short in height or short, you know? to be discrete maybe ask dtb what shoe size her husband wears?
|
Discrete? Huh? Any chance you meant discreet?
13.5, for the curious.
Now even Thurgreed thinks he's dreamy! (Almost typed Thurgreed's real name, there. And there, too.)
|
|
|
10-07-2013, 12:51 PM
|
#3987
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
|
Re: The board is so dead, Hank doesn't bother to make new avatars
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
What is a "sub-6'er?" and for what distance?
|
Right. Are we talking 5k or 13.1? Because if it's 5k that's fast but not THAT fast. We have guys in my small local burb going sub-18 for 5k. I'm not one of those people.
__________________
No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
|
|
|
10-07-2013, 01:58 PM
|
#3988
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
|
Re: The board is so dead, Hank doesn't bother to make new avatars
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb
Discrete? Huh? Any chance you meant discreet?
13.5, for the curious.
Now even Thurgreed thinks he's dreamy! (Almost typed Thurgreed's real name, there. And there, too.)
|
Thurgreed has a foot fetish? This is new.
__________________
A wee dram a day!
|
|
|
10-07-2013, 02:46 PM
|
#3989
|
|
I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
|
Re: The board is so dead, Hank doesn't bother to make new avatars
Quote:
Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Right. Are we talking 5k or 13.1? Because if it's 5k that's fast but not THAT fast. We have guys in my small local burb going sub-18 for 5k. I'm not one of those people.
|
There's a cluster of youngish dudes who run low 5's (up to 5:15 for a 5k) and under 6 for a 10k. Most races around here are 5 and 10ks, with an occasional 5-miler. I don't know, that seems pretty darned fast to me.
|
|
|
10-07-2013, 02:54 PM
|
#3990
|
|
Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
|
Re: The board is so dead, Hank doesn't bother to make new avatars
Quote:
Originally Posted by dtb
There's a cluster of youngish dudes who run low 5's (up to 5:15 for a 5k) and under 6 for a 10k. Most races around here are 5 and 10ks, with an occasional 5-miler. I don't know, that seems pretty darned fast to me.
|
Low 5s is fast. I get smoked by the local HS CC boys running sub-17s. Of course it probably doesn't help that I outweigh them by 40 lbs.
__________________
No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
|
|
|
 |
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|