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NotFromHere · 11-09-2006, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I hear he's available.

But not nearly as affluent as before.

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-09-2006, 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Catherine Denevuve said something along the lines of "after a certain age, you can have your face or you can have your ass -- I have chosen my face."

What I meant to say was that I'd choose my face as well and not worry about my ass.

The point is that if you have no fat, after a certain age, your face is going to wrinkle like SJPs.

Reconsider your second proposition. A nice face with wrinkles is multiples better than a big old ass. Wrinkles can add some interesting character. A big fat ass is a big fat ass.

When I start to get a middle aged gut, I'm getting liposuction. My wife's already said she's fine with it.

It only makes sense. A new wardrobe costs way more than getting some fat sucked out of your gut.

notcasesensitive · 11-09-2006, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Skin's the least of her issues. She looks like Mrs. Ed.

In the photo on the left (I'm not reposting those ginormous photos), she has one of the worst cases of penis nose I have ever seen.

I tend to agree that some of her wrinkle/skin problems in the photos is makeup-related. It looks horribly caked on there. And I have no idea what she is wearing.

nononono · 11-09-2006, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Reconsider your second proposition. A nice face with wrinkles is multiples better than a big old ass. Wrinkles can add some interesting character. A big fat ass is a big fat ass.

When I start to get a middle aged gut, I'm getting liposuction. My wife's already said she's fine with it.

It only makes sense. A new wardrobe costs way more than getting some fat sucked out of your gut.

And will you keep going back when you keep growing? Nothing sadder than getting the surgery then growing new puffy fat.

bold_n_brazen · 11-09-2006, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Catherine Deneuve said something along the lines of "after a certain age, you can have your face or you can have your ass -- I have chosen my face."

What I meant to say was that I'd choose my face as well and not worry about my ass.

The point is that if you have no fat, after a certain age, your face is going to wrinkle like SJPs.

My mother, who has always been social x-ray thin, has recently gained maybe 5 or 6 pounds.

She looks at least 5 or 6 years younger as a result.

greatwhitenorthchick · 11-09-2006, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Reconsider your second proposition. A nice face with wrinkles is multiples better than a big old ass. Wrinkles can add some interesting character. A big fat ass is a big fat ass.

When I start to get a middle aged gut, I'm getting liposuction. My wife's already said she's fine with it.

It only makes sense. A new wardrobe costs way more than getting some fat sucked out of your gut.

I hate wrinkles on me. Any line on my face makes me feel terrible. Big big hangup.

So the reality is that when I'm 50 I'll be all botoxed and still at the gym six days a week and so look preternaturally preserved and probably somewhat disturbing. But what can you do.

NotFromHere · 11-09-2006, 01:53 PM

Question for Sebby and future Sebby.

So I'm flipping around the channels last night and a movie pops up - Kinky Kong. I check it out - it looks like a man in a ridiculous monkey suit wearing a diaper sporting a huge throbbing monkey-hood bulge. So I flip to Leno and find out that the Fruitcake lady has passed. Watch montage. She really liked Tom Cruise.
Anyway, flip through again and Kinky Kong has a girl on girl scene. One woman had the biggest boobs I have ever seen and the other one has tit tats. I have never seen tit tats. They were like orange and blue flames that made her nipples look like the Heatmiser. Are tit tats common?

ltl/fb · 11-09-2006, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
My mother, who has always been social x-ray thin, has recently gained maybe 5 or 6 pounds.

She looks at least 5 or 6 years younger as a result.

What's a social x-ray? Isn't radiation dangerous? Why would this be a social activity?

nononono · 11-09-2006, 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What's a social x-ray? Isn't radiation dangerous? Why would this be a social activity?

I'm risking a whiff to ask if you missed the Reagan era - ?

bold_n_brazen · 11-09-2006, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What's a social x-ray? Isn't radiation dangerous? Why would this be a social activity?

Didn't you ever read Tom Wolfe's Bonfire of the Vanities? I hate Tom Wolfe and even I read that one.

ltl/fb · 11-09-2006, 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
I'm risking a whiff to ask if you missed the Reagan era - ?

Quite possibly. I don't remember this phrase.

I am not a Tom Wolfe fan, but I think I did read Bonfire of the Vanities, but it was a really long time ago and I was quite young and I don't remember this phrase. I will google it or whatever.

I thought it might be a consciously dangerous activity that old ladies indulge in -- like the AARP version of elevator surfing.

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-09-2006, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
You are such an ass.

This if for the lunchbox collector's aunt--who asked me to help her, having knowledge of my lunchbox finding abilities, she assumed I could do the same with baseball cards.

He doesn't love you. All of the lunchboxes and baseball cards in the world won't change that. Move on. I wish you well.

TM

Hank Chinaski · 11-09-2006, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
I'm risking a whiff to ask if you missed the Reagan era - ?

you know how a lot of white people don't know that some black people distinguish between other black people based upon skin tone?

or how a lot of black people don't know that some white people have prejudices between types of white people (hi Coltrane!)?

like we all just lump the other race into one big group?

well fringey don't know from types of skinny people.

NotFromHere · 11-09-2006, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
In the photo on the left (I'm not reposting those ginormous photos), she has one of the worst cases of penis nose I have ever seen.

Worse than Owen Wilson?

nononono · 11-09-2006, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Quite possibly. I don't remember this phrase.

I am not a Tom Wolfe fan, but I think I did read Bonfire of the Vanities, but it was a really long time ago and I was quite young and I don't remember this phrase. I will google it or whatever.

I thought it might be a consciously dangerous activity that old ladies indulge in -- like the AARP version of elevator surfing.

bnb's right - the phrase was in Bonfire, based on Nan Kempner. I think it was mainstreamed with references to Nancy Reagan's physique, though her social was a little different than Kempner's.

To be clear, it requires, generally, being rich, super-duper skinny (and often exercising), socialite-y (though it's been somewhat dumbed down from that), heavy into shopping and plastic surgery as the age creeps up.