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07-02-2004, 04:48 PM
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#3991
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No Rank For You!
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 5
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Interesting news
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm made of Cheese!
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I don't know what this means, but I'm insulted. I AM the cheese.
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The farmer, the wife, the cat, the mouse
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07-02-2004, 04:50 PM
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#3992
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Best.Game.This.Year
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I am nothing if not a shameless opportunist. Vive le difference.
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Motherfucking Gus! Now I have to change my title.
I hate you, patentpara. I hope you get box-cuttered to death on the train today. And that some dirty homeless guy masturbates on your corpse.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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07-02-2004, 04:51 PM
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#3993
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Best.Game.This.Year
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No. She's just horny. She posted about the relative size of soccer players awhile ago.
TM
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It's like you've known me for a thousand years.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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07-02-2004, 04:52 PM
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#3994
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Best.Game.This.Year
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Other than the 33,817 assholes, I'd agree with you
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I'd like to present a little bit of objectivity, as an Oriols fan/Baltimore resident.
Yankes and Red Sox fans are far and away more annoying than any other team. And not just because they tend to have more fans in the area. The Mariners, for example, always seem to bring out a large (very polite) energetic crowd.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that in my person experience, Boston fans are worse if you're actually going to the game. They're just dicks all around. Maybe it's because they're so excited to see their beloved Sox play, and maybe even have a chance to win.
However, Yankees fans are generally pretty dumb. They'll walk into the middle of the street against the light. They'll cut you off. They'll yell in the face of the really huge guy. It's surprising more don't die on a regular basis. Plus, I believe "The alleged victim was a Yankees fan" is a complete defense to a homocide charges within the State of Maryland.
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07-02-2004, 04:53 PM
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#3995
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Best.Game.This.Year
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I hate you, patentpara. I hope you get box-cuttered to death on the train today. And that some dirty homeless guy masturbates on your corpse.
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Wow! I sense a pre-holiday FB hate rally. LET'S DO THIS!
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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07-02-2004, 04:57 PM
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#3996
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Best.Game.This.Year
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Motherfucking Gus! Now I have to change my title.
I hate you, patentpara. I hope you get box-cuttered to death on the train today. And that some dirty homeless guy masturbates on your corpse.
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...But at least I will ingest even post humously, lots of protein! |
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07-02-2004, 04:59 PM
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#3997
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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PLF is Psychic
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What does that mean?
And I don't know about the freckles. Guys can have moles on their penises though.
Nice to mole you. Moley, moley, moley
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I was in a hurry. He's not as "big" as I would have thought. I've been with NFL players, and he's just a pretty average sized guy. With skinny legs and no ass. And bad skin. And no hair. Looks like he could actually die from one good hit from a big ass lineman.
And moley moley moley reminds me of some comedian that did a show with Jeff Foxworthy. "My mother-in-law is covered in moles. Moley moley moley."
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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07-02-2004, 05:00 PM
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#3998
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Best.Game.This.Year
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Wow! I sense a pre-holiday FB hate rally. LET'S DO THIS!
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Go stick your pointy pink hat up your ass. Then sit and spin.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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07-02-2004, 05:01 PM
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#3999
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Best.Game.This.Year
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baltassoc
....Oriols fan...
Yankes and Red Sox fans
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Can I buy you an "E"? |
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07-02-2004, 05:03 PM
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#4000
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Best.Game.This.Year
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bold_n_brazen
Now I have to change my title.
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How about "Boring Housewife"? |
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07-02-2004, 05:07 PM
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#4001
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Best.Game.This.Year
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
How about "Boring Housewife"?
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I'm sorry. Didn't the Flyers defeat the Maple Leafs? So what are you still doing here?
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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07-02-2004, 05:07 PM
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#4002
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Best.Game.This.Year
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Go stick your pointy pink hat up your ass. Then sit and spin.
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Um, that's the right spirit. But "sit on it" kind of lacks the same pizazz of "I hope you get box-cuttered to death and that homeless man then masturbates on your corpse."
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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07-02-2004, 05:09 PM
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#4003
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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See all you fucking hourly-billers next week. Suckas.
And stop over-billing my files.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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07-02-2004, 05:12 PM
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#4004
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Best.Game.This.Year
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Um, that's the right spirit. But "sit on it" kind of lacks the same pizazz of "I hope you get box-cuttered to death and that homeless man then masturbates on your corpse."
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Eat constipating foods, wait until it has all gathered in your lower colon, sit on your pointy pink hat, and then get MR to lick the end clean.
And bill it to his file.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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07-02-2004, 05:13 PM
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#4005
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Stop the Presses!
You can view your Big Brother 5 "houseguests" here - http://www.cbs.com/primetime/bigbrot...ts/index.shtml . Not a woman over 30 - it only took CBS 5 years to figure out that sex sells.
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Boogers!
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