It's all about me

[Dave]

Seems the better looking, more stable Hilton sister up and got herself hitched Britney style.

This is a a sad, sad day.

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There really ought to be a celebrity Vegas marriage pool.

[pony_trekker]

OK so if a 19 yo girl with a see through t shirt w no bra walks past you is it OK to stare at her large brown nipples through the shirt?

[pony_trekker]

OK, why no "Gay Jim McGrevey" jokes yet? Has anyone taken the moniker yet?

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Man, I love the Olympics. I have always loved the Olympics.

Ditto. I spent the weekend drooling over male gymnasts and swimmers. Too bad the men's beach volleyball teams don't play shirtless.

Originally posted by Sidd Finch Perhaps a poll: If you could add any sport to the Olympics, what would it be? Since they've already added Women's Beach Volleyball (hosannah, hosannah, hosannah), I think I'd have to pick roller derby.

With the selfish goal of competing in the Olympics, I would add Power Shopping.

edited to fix quote tags by Not Bob

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
OK so if a 19 yo girl with a see through t shirt w no bra walks past you is it OK to stare at her large brown nipples through the shirt?

I don't see why not. In fact, I'd say it's probably encouraged.

[Flea Bailey]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I don't see why not. In fact, I'd say it's probably encouraged.

Agree, and it's probably also an invitation to stop her and strike up a conversation with some sterling opener like 'so, do you work at Hooters or what?'

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Fugee
Ditto. I spent the weekend drooling over male gymnasts and swimmers. Too bad the men's beach volleyball teams don't play shirtless.

Perhaps a poll: If you could add any sport to the Olympics, what would it be? Since they've already added Women's Beach Volleyball (hosannah, hosannah, hosannah), I think I'd have to pick roller derby.

With the selfish goal of competing in the Olympics, I would add Power Shopping. [/QUOTE]

Mud Wrestling?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
OK so if a 19 yo girl with a see through t shirt w no bra walks past you is it OK to stare at her large brown nipples through the shirt?

Generally okay. 1 exception would be if you have a daughter within 2 years of 19.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Sebbie?

David Crosby?

Congratulations! Have you decided which one of you will nag the other? You also have to assign "slob" and "neat freak" duties to one another.

"I've got a really neat Sturday planned... we're going to go to Home Depot..."

"Well, I guess I'm feeling a little... weird... that I'm going to be having sex with the same person for the rest of my life...

What? Aren't we in the 'trust tree?'"

"Way to go Frank, you get one vagina for the rest of your life... good thinking."*

* Sorry, I watched it again this weekend.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
OK so if a 19 yo girl with a see through t shirt w no bra walks past you is it OK to stare at her large brown nipples through the shirt?

Stupid question. Its involuntary.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
Bullet points! Dammit I forgot the bullet points!
Yes I finished my damn project but am now working on the one that someone else f*ed up and now since it knows that I can do it correctly, I am redoing someone else's work! I can't bill for that.

And it's stupid. Read the f*ing memo. The words are the same. Unless I change them. Which I might just to spite the person who can't do it correctly.

Seriously this is a new lateral. And if you ask around, this perspon hasn't been pleasant to anyone here. Secretary, receptionist, word processing, paralegals - they all hate this person already. I didn't know how bad it was because I was working on another project until yesterday. And now I know why these people are talking behind this person's back. What the hell makes a new person feel like they can just push people around? It's not like they're a partner or anything.

I'd just avoid this person. Anyone who angers the entire floor usually enjoys a short tenure. Secretaries usually gang up on these people and dog the person's porject to get the person in trouble with higher management. Just ride the waves. In a short time, I'm sure this person will be gone.

I had two laterals come in just slightly senior to me over the past few years and they both pulled some annoying shit. One did six months, one did a year. Both are looking for work.

These morons don't understand that certain partners are only boorish jerks because they can get away with it. They weren't that way when they were younger and needed people to help them. First, you have to get to the top, THEN you can be an ass. And even then, if you're at all human, there's no reason to be one.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Perhaps a poll: If you could add any sport to the Olympics, what would it be? Since they've already added Women's Beach Volleyball (hosannah, hosannah, hosannah), I think I'd have to pick roller derby.

Rugby.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Generally okay. 1 exception would be if you have a daughter within 2 years of 19.

Ethical questions like these are why I stopped before I could have a daughter.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Rugby.

Olympic Wet T-Shirt Contest.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
OK so if a 19 yo girl with a see through t shirt w no bra walks past you is it OK to stare at her large brown nipples through the shirt?

I'm fairly certain it's mandatory. Sort of the same rule as applies to highway accidents and spontaneous combustion.