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03-17-2005, 03:43 PM
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#3991
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Limerick
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I invented this one this morning:
There once was a girl from Nantucket,
who often drank beer from a bucket.
She was a good time,
tequila with lime,
Lick it, slam it, and suck it.
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that's excellent. Can I come on your date with ncs? |
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03-17-2005, 03:44 PM
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#3992
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Thoughts on AI
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I heard she developed that posting style because she needed an outlet for her rage. Too often on the road she had urges to hit other cars to show the bad drivers.
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Go hug your Dandie Dinmont Terrier. I despise you. |
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03-17-2005, 03:46 PM
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#3993
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Limerick
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
That was very good. You should recite it on our date. I'll act it out. I'm not from Nantucket, though. I hope that doesn't hurt the integrity of the performance.
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No worries. ncs, GWNC, you and me so far. I am a champion body shotter. I suspect you all are also, but if not, I will train. |
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03-17-2005, 03:47 PM
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#3994
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Limerick
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
that's excellent. Can I come on your date with ncs?
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Yes. I was planning on it..... |
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03-17-2005, 03:47 PM
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#3995
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Anyone speak Japanese?
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Dude, beware the wrath of Hank.
Haaaank!
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I thought you said it was a very important poster.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-17-2005, 03:50 PM
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#3996
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Greedy Poets Society
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Worst drink I had in HS: We were out of everything else and couldn't buy more. I found some stray cans of Pearl Lite in the hatchback. They were warm, so we decided to pour them over ice in glasses. Horrible, but we finished them off.
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Ugh. RC Cola and Dark Eyes wasn't a great combo either.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-17-2005, 03:52 PM
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#3997
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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For Flower
Pretty funny:
http://www.thephatphree.com/features...yID=239&Layout
(spree: making fun of standard white wannabe yuppy hipsters)
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-17-2005, 03:54 PM
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#3998
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Why Not Bob Loves The FB.
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
that's excellent. Can I come on your date with ncs?
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Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes. I was planning on it.....
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That's now two big FB laughs on my Day of Inebriated Melancholy -- first dtb and now ABBA. Well done, lay-dees, well done. |
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03-17-2005, 03:58 PM
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#3999
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
Posts: 2,711
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Greedy Poets Society
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ugh. RC Cola and Dark Eyes wasn't a great combo either.
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In HS we had Fresca Fridays. Fresca and no-name vodka in the Fresca can so we could carry them into class. Nasty.
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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03-17-2005, 04:01 PM
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#4000
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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for Flinty
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It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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03-17-2005, 04:08 PM
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#4001
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Thoughts on AI
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
The reason you don't know what I look like when I smile is that your company is so odious that I found it impossible to smile around you. Get over it already.
The more obsessed you become about convincing people on this board that I am unattractive, the more you solidify your image as a jealous, vicious, desperate, sad, lonely, passive-aggressive, pathetic, bitter bitch. The fact that you hurl insecurity and narcicissm at other people as insults is completely laughable. What drives your ceaseless capacity to develop and bear grudges?
I sincerely hope, for your sake, that developing a distinct internet persona and an impressive ouevre of provocative posts gives you a sense of fulfillment as you wander through your lonely days on this earth, making ex-friends at every turn.
You don't make people who have rejected you regret their choice to do so.
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You could've just said she's not a winner at e-life.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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03-17-2005, 04:10 PM
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#4002
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Limerick
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
that's excellent. Can I come on your date with ncs?
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Who is her date?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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03-17-2005, 04:11 PM
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#4003
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,193
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Limerick
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Who is her date?
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Not bad. I was going to go for something like "I'm sure she'll do her best to see to it."
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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03-17-2005, 04:19 PM
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#4004
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Guest
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For A Very Special Someone
On this great St. Patrick's Day
It's good to learn you're not a gay
(NTTAWT, of course).
But I'm feeling some remorse
(Because I person who cares)
That this special day you must share.
While others toast Eire with their green brew
You drink just like you always do.
But I will lift my glass and say,
"Have a Very Happy Half-Birthday!"
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03-17-2005, 04:24 PM
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#4005
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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For Flower
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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