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ThurgreedMarshall · 11-09-2006, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think you are screwing up the incentives (or whatever). Now he's going to think it's OK to skip days.

Good point. I totally take that back.

TM

bold_n_brazen · 11-09-2006, 02:08 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
bnb's right - the phrase was in Bonfire, based on Nan Kempner. I think it was mainstreamed with references to Nancy Reagan's physique, though her social was a little different than Kempner's.

To be clear, it requires, generally, being rich, super-duper skinny (and often exercising), socialite-y (though it's been somewhat dumbed down from that), heavy into shopping and plastic surgery as the age creeps up.

It's almost as if you know my mom.

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-09-2006, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Question for Sebby and future Sebby.

So I'm flipping around the channels last night and a movie pops up - Kinky Kong. I check it out - it looks like a man in a ridiculous monkey suit wearing a diaper sporting a huge throbbing monkey-hood bulge. So I flip to Leno and find out that the Fruitcake lady has passed. Watch montage. She really liked Tom Cruise.
Anyway, flip through again and Kinky Kong has a girl on girl scene. One woman had the biggest boobs I have ever seen and the other one has tit tats. I have never seen tit tats. They were like orange and blue flames that made her nipples look like the Heatmiser. Are tit tats common?

No. The only evenly remotely relevant comment I could make is that I have considered this, and women don't like it. On mushrooms, in a time far removed from today, I told a girl I wanted to sleep with a silver woman with gold nipples and hair. The girl became terribly annoyed with me and went on some rambling feminist tirade. The substance got all jumbled up in my head with pieces of some old Dead boorleg playing from the speakers outside. When I addressed her agin, she was gone.

She's a lawyer out West now. Good people.

nononono · 11-09-2006, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It's almost as if you know my mom.

We've been emailing. She loves you very much.

bold_n_brazen · 11-09-2006, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
We've been emailing. She loves you very much.

Never mind. That could never be my mom.

NotFromHere · 11-09-2006, 02:17 PM

KFed is in Chicago.

Federline performed at the House of Blues in Chicago last night. Trying to hook-up with a new babymama no doubt.

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"Hey, I see a lot of fine ladies in here," said the rapper. "You know I'm a free man, right, ladies? You wanna dance with a pimp?" Federline kept his spirits up throughout the performance before a standing-room-only audience (tickets were being given away free), though he addressed the "haters" from the stage, as a few audience members heckled him.

Coltrane, was that you? Then they went to a Chicago hotspot, Cabaret where he gave away CDs and autographs.

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"He signed my name wrong, but I don't care. Oh my God, I love him," said Colleen Harvey whose Federline autograph read: "To Kelly Thanx 4 tha support F--- the media KF"

Around 1:25 a.m., Federline took over the microphone: "Ladies if you're drunk, let me hear you scream!" he shouted. Later he added, "I represent the g–damned West Coast."

If he represents the West Coast, we're all going to have to move.

And I have to post this pic of Britney's sister who seems to have adopted her sister's "style."

ABBAKiss · 11-09-2006, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If I had known, I would not have mentioned him.

I vow to champion the efforts to never mention Ron Perelman on this board. It falls under my MWVP platform. Never fear, no mentioning of Ron Perelman here.

greatwhitenorthchick · 11-09-2006, 02:23 PM

I recognize that Uggs are ugg-ly and no one here likes them, including me. But I have a hankering for some lace-up mukluk-type boots this winter, maybe lined with sheepskin. Not too big and bulky -- kind of streamlined, but not the slim boots I am used to wearing.

Would I be making a really bad fashion choice if I bought some boots like this? I like having warm feet but I don't really need a new pair of boots - my skinny ones are pretty warm, and I don't want to look I'm wandering around in faux-Uggs.

I am talking about something like this:

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-09-2006, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Could we not talk about Ron Perelman on this board?

He was at my wedding. I've known him all my life. He's like an uncle to me.

Translation: I'm rich, bitches.

TM

ABBAKiss · 11-09-2006, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
When I start to get a middle aged gut, I'm getting liposuction. My wife's already said she's fine with it.

It only makes sense. A new wardrobe costs way more than getting some fat sucked out of your gut.

It certainly turned out well for Tara Reid.

bold_n_brazen · 11-09-2006, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: I'm rich, bitches.

TM

Well, duh.

Hank Chinaski · 11-09-2006, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I recognize that Uggs are ugg-ly and no one here likes them, including me. But I have a hankering for some lace-up mukluk-type boots this winter, maybe lined with sheepskin. Not too big and bulky -- kind of streamlined, but not the slim boots I am used to wearing.

Would I be making a really bad fashion choice if I bought some boots like this? I like having warm feet but I don't really need a new pair of boots - my skinny ones are pretty warm, and I don't want to look I'm wandering around in faux-Uggs.

I am talking about something like this:

if you just used last year's boots you could work less and spend more time with your children.

ltl/fb · 11-09-2006, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I vow to champion the efforts to never mention Ron Perelman on this board. It's fall under my MWVP platform. Never fear, no mentioning of Ron Perelman here.

What's MWVP? All of this brouhaha (actually, bnb's mention of him) made me look him up. Per wikipedia, he's famous for . . . having lots and lots of money.

Maybe if he did like Bill Gates and Warren Buffett? That would be cool. But he doesn't seem to have done this, other than to get his name on a quad at Penn.

greatwhitenorthchick · 11-09-2006, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
if you just used last year's boots you coould work less and spend more time with your children.

This is not you at your most helpful. Amusing, maybe. Helpful, no.

ABBAKiss · 11-09-2006, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I told a girl I wanted to sleep with a silver woman with gold nipples and hair.

My version of this image is excellent. Thank you. You have made my day. I cannot believe I never thought of this! It is sortof like a female Oscar only silver!!!! And full-size!!!!