Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[andViolins]

can you bat a penguin?

http://www.vickygsm.cz/public/penguin_baseball.swf

I've only gotten up to 297 feet.

aV

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Who are you, Oil Can Boyd?

[eta: five penskebucks to anyone, other than Ty, who knows the reference]

Sox/Indians game, in the great Ohio Desert, called on account of fog. Sox ahead. Oil Can say something like the Indians deserved to lose because they put the stadium next to the ocean.

Oil Can's the Man!

[bilmore]

Originally posted by andViolins
can you bat a penguin?

http://www.vickygsm.cz/public/penguin_baseball.swf

I've only gotten up to 297 feet.

aV

We think 323.5 is the upper limit.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
OK, I can recognize a challenge . . . .

Connecticut -- Hartford
Delaware -- Dover
Florida -- et
Massachusetts -- cet
Maryland -- era
Maine
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New York
North Carolina
Ohio
Pennsylvania
Rhode Island
South Carolina
Virginia
Vermont

I was looking for some respite from the pasta/penetration posts. Thanks.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Sebby's wrist has a LOOOOOOOOONNNNGGGG refractory period.

Its from all the hand jobs.

I'm lucky it hasn't gnarled into a claw...

[evenodds]

Originally posted by andViolins
can you bat a penguin?

http://www.vickygsm.cz/public/penguin_baseball.swf

I've only gotten up to 297 feet.

aV

I started playing that last week. My personal best is 317.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Who are you, Oil Can Boyd?

Yeah I was going to edit to add, ...and Ohio, but just didn't feel the need after all the Africa stuff. Still Ohio is right of center, so closer to the Atlantic than the Pacific.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Who are you, Oil Can Boyd?

[eta: five penskebucks to anyone, other than Ty, who knows the reference]

I know that one. Whatever happened to him?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
One of the wisest things I ever heard that wasn't a Grateful Dead lyric was an expression my best friend uses: no matter how gorgeous a woman is, somebody, somewhere, is tired of fucking her.

I think that's Richard pryor or George Carlin...

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I know that one. Whatever happened to him?

Well, he was last seen in the Sox bullpen in Game 7, when Johnny Mac brought in Al Nipper instead. Since then, he bounced around the minors for a while. I thought he had started managing, but this article says otherwise.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I was looking for some respite from the pasta/penetration posts. Thanks.

I give you Fusilli Jerry!



Link: www.mardinedavisart.com/

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yeah. Imagine how she feels about the troll.

I hear ya. Sometimes when I'm nailing the Mrs I think to myself "I wonder if she's phoning in this performance... I know I sometimes do..." and then there's other times when the sex is hot and I think "Shit, now I know why I married this chick." Everybody goes through the "Fuck, I can't bang this same person for the rest of my days" blues once in a while. Its part of the pain/pleasure tightrope of modern life. I think I'd have been much happier if I wer born a plant.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think I'd have been much happier if I wer born a plant.

You know, we can arrange that.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I give you Fusilli Jerry!



Link: www.mardinedavisart.com/

Ooooh, double penetration by pastamen. Stop it! I can't breathe!

And, RTs dogs are about to be on Animal Planet! Cool.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ooooh, double penetration by pastamen. Stop it! I can't breathe!

And, RTs dogs are about to be on Animal Planet! Cool.

They're on TV? Sheesh. I knew there was something up with all those phone calls to LA. I bet they have their own agent now and everything. No wonder people stop them on the street and ask for pictures. I wonder if they can get me into any Superbowl parties.