Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04 - Page 268

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-31-2004, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Aw, dude. You imagine your mom in a porn flick? You are one sick fuck.

(You seem to be a little too generous with details today.)

Now I'm picturing my mom banging Alan Dershowitz on camera with cheap funk music playing in the background. The horror, the horror.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 03-31-2004, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I hate it when my mom visits and plays with the cats, saying "Look at the little pussy... Such a cute pussy..." I just can't deal with it. If I hear her from the other room, I can't help but imagine she's in a '70s porn. "Pussy" as a term for cats should be banned.

If you're in the other room, can you really be sure she's playing with the cats, rather than complimenting her daughter-in-law?

BTW, Sebby, is this one of your frat brothers?

(Spree: involves a penis, so click at your own risk).

spookyfish · 03-31-2004, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Now I'm picturing my mom banging Alan Dershowitz on camera with cheap funk music playing in the background. The horror, the horror.

Is he wearing socks?

ABBAKiss · 03-31-2004, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
(Spree: involves a penis, so click at your own risk).

You really should say, "THIS IS A PICTURE OF A GIANT PENIS." I was expecting a dumb story or something, not a photo.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-31-2004, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Granted.

In advance, no, Belly the rock band does not get dispensation.

So no belly dancing? No bellying up to the bar?

spookyfish · 03-31-2004, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You really should say, "THIS IS A PICTURE OF A GIANT PENIS." I was expecting a dumb story or something, not a photo.

And you call yourself a genius.

leagleaze · 03-31-2004, 05:15 PM

Apparently in Miami a trial is going on involving a kid who killed another one in school. The press got a hold of some of the kid's diary and it has been posted online.

http://images.ibsys.com/mia-structur...l_complete.pdf

There's nothing really work inappropriate that I saw. It's drawings and text. The last page contains his murder plan.

Here are some articles on the murder.

http://news.bostonherald.com/nationa...id=834&format=

http://www.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/C38141/

ABBAKiss · 03-31-2004, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
And you call yourself a genius.

Actually, I think sunnybunny called me a genius. ncs said I was wise or something like that. I am a genius, but I did not invent this concept.

spookyfish · 03-31-2004, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Actually, I think sunnybunny called me a genius.

This makes so much more sense now.

ThurgreedMarshall · 03-31-2004, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I hate it when my mom visits and plays with the cats, saying "Look at the little pussy... Such a cute pussy..."

Between this, the Dershowitz post(s) and your penchant for watching gay porn, I'm going to have to say that you have more issues than SI's Swimsuit edition.

TM

Alex_de_Large · 03-31-2004, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
If you're in the other room, can you really be sure she's playing with the cats, rather than complimenting her daughter-in-law?

BTW, Sebby, is this one of your frat brothers?

(Spree: involves a penis, so click at your own risk).

I am too lazy to look up who it was who said em thought penises are beautiful, but that pic is exhibit "1" to the contrary. Face it, people, cocks are, at best, really silly looking.

Bad_Rich_Chic · 03-31-2004, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Relax, Anachronism Girl.

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And there are Catholic churches that offer services in Latin.

I know - having been born post VII, I otherwise would never have known the difference. However, many diocese have been cracking down the number of services parishes can offer in Latin, or requiring special dispensation from the bishop (which is frequently denied) despite the fact that the Tridentine mass was never expressly banned. Which is creating a bit of a problem, because cash-and-congregation-strapped parishes have discovered in the last 5-10 years that Latin masses are much better attended, and the congregations are very much younger and very much more generous, than vernacular masses.

ThurgreedMarshall · 03-31-2004, 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Granted.

In advance, no, Belly the rock band does not get dispensation.

Just for you, SD, a small test. When you hear, "What's? My? Name?" do you think of this:

or this:

TM

Not Bob · 03-31-2004, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Just for you, SD, a small test. When you hear, "What's? My? Name?" do you think of this: or this?

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TM

Well, they have similarly smug expressions on their faces. I'd call it a toss-up.

Oh. That's right. I'm Not Sebby.

sebastian_dangerfield · 03-31-2004, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Between this, the Dershowitz post(s) and your penchant for watching gay porn, I'm going to have to say that you have more issues than SI's Swimsuit edition.

TM

How does one get the gig of being the body painter in the SI Swimsuit edition? I assume that cat's very very gay. A gig that sexually arousing could probably bring a slightly gay cat over to the other side of the fence.

"Ok, now spread you legs a little... my light's bad..."