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08-16-2004, 11:23 AM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Random Thoughts on the Olympics
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Olympic Wet T-Shirt Contest.
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the men's synchronized diving was odd. Most of the pairs seemed to be physical opposites that made the overall impression not appear synchronized. Several were a chubby and a skinny and others were short and a tall guy. The result was it didn't look like they were synchronized even if they were.
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08-16-2004, 11:29 AM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Random Thoughts on the Olympics
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Rugby.
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Did anyone else watch the opening ceremonies? While Katie Couric and Bob Costas irritated me, I was even more irritated with NBC's FCCphobia. What is wrong with this (spree: artisticly, culturally and historically relevant image vaguely implying that a woman has bare breasts)?
And these guys were shown from the waist up only. (spree: artistically, culturally and historically relevant image that more than vaguely implies that naked men have penii).
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08-16-2004, 11:30 AM
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I didn't do it.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Thanks
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
David Crosby?
Congratulations! Have you decided which one of you will nag the other? You also have to assign "slob" and "neat freak" duties to one another.
"I've got a really neat Sturday planned... we're going to go to Home Depot..."
"Well, I guess I'm feeling a little... weird... that I'm going to be having sex with the same person for the rest of my life...
What? Aren't we in the 'trust tree?'"
"Way to go Frank, you get one vagina for the rest of your life... good thinking."*
* Sorry, I watched it again this weekend.
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Thank you.
1. Neither one of us nags the other one. If you ask me, nagging comes from the fact that one person ignores the other one when asked to take out the garbage. We just take turns taking out the garbage.
2. We're both kind of messy. We both clean. No one gets mad about it.
3. We prefer Lowes
4. No comment.
5. Trust tree?
6. No comment.*
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08-16-2004, 11:50 AM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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They're coming...
Be afraid. Be very afraid. First terrorists, now stormtroopers...
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08-16-2004, 12:30 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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They're coming...
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Be afraid. Be very afraid. First terrorists, now stormtroopers...
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Way to go, Alex. Stormtroopers on a merry-go-round. You broke the board, you heartless fiend.
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Send in the evil clowns.
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08-16-2004, 01:23 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Random Thoughts on the Olympics
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
With the selfish goal of competing in the Olympics, I would add Power Shopping.
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Do people who claim to "love shopping" buy a bunch of stuff? I abhor shopping. It is a necessary evil. I prefer to have things magically appear in my closet. I rarely try things on. |
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08-16-2004, 01:31 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Random Thoughts on the Olympics
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I prefer to have things magically appear in my closet.
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Like Narnia?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-16-2004, 01:33 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Random Thoughts on the Olympics
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Do people who claim to "love shopping" buy a bunch of stuff? I abhor shopping. It is a necessary evil. I prefer to have things magically appear in my closet. I rarely try things on.
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I also dislike shopping. My friends who are big shoppers like to go out and look at stuff even if they aren't planning to buy it now. I've never gotten that. I will shop if I have a purpose AND I haven't found the item online or it is something that I have to try on (e.g., an interview suit). Otherwise I don't go near a mall. Especially around Christmas. I haven't shopped for Christmas gifts in a mall in about 5 years. |
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08-16-2004, 01:34 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Random Thoughts on the Olympics
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Did you just call me Coltrane?
Like Narnia?
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Like Golan Cipel |
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08-16-2004, 01:37 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,053
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Random Thoughts on the Olympics
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Man, I love the Olympics. I have always loved the Olympics. This year, I love the Olympics more than ever, for two principal reasons:
1. Women's Beach Volleyball.
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I love that Norway has a women's beach volleyball team. How great is that? And Switzerland!
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08-16-2004, 01:40 PM
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Random Thoughts on the Olympics
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Do people who claim to "love shopping" buy a bunch of stuff? I abhor shopping. It is a necessary evil. I prefer to have things magically appear in my closet. I rarely try things on.
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THat's not my quote. I said I'd add mud wrestling.
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So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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08-16-2004, 01:44 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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Random Thoughts on the Olympics
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Like Narnia?
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I would love Narnia |
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08-16-2004, 01:47 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Random Thoughts on the Olympics
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I love that Norway has a women's beach volleyball team.
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Why wouldn't they? |
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08-16-2004, 01:48 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Random Thoughts on the Olympics
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Why wouldn't they?
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What's next, a bobsled team from Jamaica? |
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08-16-2004, 01:49 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Random Thoughts on the Olympics
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What's next, a bobsled team from Jamaica?
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Norway has many beaches. I was serious. Why wouldn't they have a beach volleyball team? |
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