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03-17-2005, 04:35 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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For A Very Special Someone
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Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
On this great St. Patrick's Day
It's good to learn you're not a gay
(NTTAWT, of course).
But I'm feeling some remorse
(Because I person who cares)
That this special day you must share.
While others toast Eire with their green brew
You drink just like you always do.
But I will lift my glass and say,
"Have a Very Happy Half-Birthday!"
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Fuck me. That was truly awful. I'm assuming NCS is behind the anon, but if not, we've got a new contender for least talented poster ever. Wow. I'd like to see the pussy flipped, just to see if we've got a new contender.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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03-17-2005, 04:38 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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For A Very Special Someone
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'm assuming NCS is behind the anon
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Poor ncs. Why do you slander her so? |
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03-17-2005, 04:38 PM
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#4008
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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How to destroy the Earth
Hey, at least it's not very easy.
spree: link to article about how to destroy the planet Earth.
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03-17-2005, 04:42 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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For A Very Special Someone
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Poor ncs. Why do you slander her so?
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I meant NFH. Didn't I? I'm easily confused...
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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03-17-2005, 04:44 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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For A Very Special Someone
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I meant NFH. Didn't I? I'm easily confused...
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Don't sweat it. They're basically interchangable. |
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03-17-2005, 04:47 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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For A Very Special Someone
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Fuck me. That was truly awful. I'm assuming NCS is behind the anon, but if not, we've got a new contender for least talented poster ever. Wow. I'd like to see the pussy flipped, just to see if we've got a new contender.
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I assume you meant NFH -- not because I think that she is generally awful, but because her song parody entry from lo these many years ago was so, um, Not Liked.
Speaking of song parodies, we haven't had one in a while. I may have to get started on something along the lines of "Shiny Happy Paigow," "To Gwink, With Love," or "Sex in the Surrey (With Fringe on the Top)." |
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03-17-2005, 04:49 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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For A Very Special Someone
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Fuck me. That was truly awful. I'm assuming NCS is behind the anon, but if not, we've got a new contender for least talented poster ever. Wow. I'd like to see the pussy flipped, just to see if we've got a new contender.
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I thought it was Coltrane trying to woo me with Vogon poetry.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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03-17-2005, 04:52 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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For A Very Special Someone
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I thought it was Coltrane trying to woo me with Vogon poetry.
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It's your half-birthday? Cheers!
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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03-17-2005, 04:53 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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For A Very Special Someone
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I thought it was Coltrane trying to woo me with Vogon poetry.
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No, but I did have a FB dream about you last night. I haven't mentioned it b/c it's okay when an FBetty dreams about an FBoy, but not vice versa.
Oh dear I've said too much.
Nothing happened.
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-17-2005, 04:54 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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For A Very Special Someone
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
It's your half-birthday? Cheers!
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No, but yesterday was my ten twelfths birthday, does that count?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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03-17-2005, 04:57 PM
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Too Good For Post Numbers
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 65,535
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For A Very Special Someone
Quote:
Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
On this great St. Patrick's Day
It's good to learn you're not a gay
(NTTAWT, of course).
But I'm feeling some remorse
(Because I person who cares)
That this special day you must share.
While others toast Eire with their green brew
You drink just like you always do.
But I will lift my glass and say,
"Have a Very Happy Half-Birthday!"
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Green Beer Is Very Bad For You, Part II |
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03-17-2005, 04:58 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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For A Very Special Someone
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I thought it was Coltrane trying to woo me with Vogon poetry.
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Resist. Write your own.
Vogon Poetry Generator
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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03-17-2005, 04:59 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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For A Very Special Someone
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I meant NFH. Didn't I? I'm easily confused...
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Well, son of a bitch. I was going to make a comment about how you people think I'm obnoxious, and here someone is using the Anon feature to be even more obnoxious - and now the hate is on me?
Why the hate?
What are you, TM now?
It's not me.
Besides I have more important things to worry about.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
Last edited by NotFromHere; 03-17-2005 at 05:04 PM..
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03-17-2005, 05:01 PM
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In my dreams ...
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,955
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Happy Evacuation Day
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
Lots of kilts (which is brave at 20 degrees, I think.) Kilts were just as much an Irish tradition as a Scot one.
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Well, not really. Kilts were introduced to Ireland by people who are now generally called Scots-Irish-Protestants, mostly in the late 19th/early 20th century. But a lot of things that people assume are Irish (kilts and names like Kennedy only being the more obvious examples) aren't really. Apparently the vast majority of Americans believing they are of Irish descent are actually descended from Scottish and northern English settlers.
Now, bagpipes are not Irish, but the Uilleann pipes are, and they are very similar (but smaller, higher in pitch and sound somewhat more like clarinets and less like pigs being slaughtered; the drone may also be pitched differently, I can't remember).
In any event, anyone who wants to wear a kilt is more than welcome to as far as I am concerned - men's knees are sexy. There are a gazillion national and non-clan tartans available for just about anyone to claim as their own.
BR(and there's always the UtiliKilt)C
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03-17-2005, 05:02 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Happy Evacuation Day
Quote:
Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Well, not really. Kilts were introduced to Ireland by people who are now generally called Scots-Irish-Protestants, mostly in the late 19th/early 20th century. But a lot of things that people assume are Irish (kilts and names like Kennedy only being the more obvious examples) aren't really. Apparently the vast majority of Americans believing they are of Irish descent are actually descended from Scottish and northern English settlers.
Now, bagpipes are not Irish, but the Uilleann pipes are, and they are very similar (but smaller, higher in pitch and sound somewhat more like clarinets and less like pigs being slaughtered; the drone may also be pitched differently, I can't remember).
In any event, anyone who wants to wear a kilt is more than welcome to as far as I am concerned - men's knees are sexy. There are a gazillion national and non-clan tartans available for just about anyone to claim as their own.
BR(and there's always the UtiliKilt)C
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And now my day is complete.
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