Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[Flinty_McFlint]

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Isn't she a little short for a Stormtrooper?
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
*waves hand* Those aren't the tits you're looking for...

Both you guys are in. Your laminated passes are in the mail.

K'Plah!

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Don't expect to get a blow job ever again after the wedding then.

It's true. Flinty won't blow a married man. He's kind of old fashioned that way.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Young brides from Boulder to Boston are flashing rings twice the size of what their moms once wore. The Gemological Institute of America has seen a 41 percent jump since 2000 in the number of two-carat-plus diamonds that it processes. "For a long time, the one-carat stone was basically the standard," says Carley Roney, founder of TheKnot.com. "But for a growing set of people, it's just not good enough anymore."

Relentless marketing from the diamond industry, endless coverage of celebrity engagements, growing affluence at the top of the income ladder and the fact that couples are marrying later, when they can afford more. Also, Internet sites like BlueNile.com and discount chains like Wal-Mart have entered the market, creating plenty of lower-priced options. "Hip-hop had a lot to do with it," says Jacob & Co.'s Jacob Arabo, who supplies humongous diamonds to the likes of P. Diddy.

Of course, not everyone can afford to splurge. C. Brown, a law student from Dallas, says he didn't want to take out a loan or borrow money from his parents when he became engaged earlier this year. Yet, "girls almost expect two carats," he says. Instead, Brown bought his fiancée a bling-ring made from moissanite, a man-made crystal that supposedly looks more authentic than zirconium. It cost just one tenth what he would have paid for the real thing. Since then, they've fallen in love with their forgery and may decide that moissanite... is forever.

So if you buy Sequels the moissanite, be aware that she may not cut you as much slack because you're a bigtime lawyer and not a cheapass law student.

Attention anyone wanting to buy me something to show undying love and devotion: don't bother with anything in the above three paragraphs.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
*waves hand* Those aren't the tits you're looking for...

Do me, or do not. There is no try.

Originally posted by Not Bob
Inside Joke Of The Day To Irritatingly Reassure Self [of] Insiderishness?

Brava! I was reading that as sometihng like Jewish American Princess Janet Reno's Ugly Step-sister. I know it doesnt add up but who has time for thinking on such trivial matters?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Attention anyone wanting to buy me something to show undying love and devotion: don't bother with anything in the above three paragraphs.

Only the gold waterproof vibrator will do!

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
It's true. Flinty won't blow a married man. He's kind of old fashioned that way.

I still can't believe that you fell for that.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Only the gold waterproof vibrator will do!

You know me so well. Awww.

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Don't expect to get a blow job ever again after the wedding then.

Right. THe question is:

When you finally proposed, did Sequels bang you or call everyone she knows? And if you say both, what was the order, and if you say simulataneously, you probably already have lost the blow job privilege.

Sincerely

The Ex of the BlowJob Camel

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Right. THe question is:

When you finally proposed, did Sequels bang you or call everyone she knows? And if you say both, what was the order, and if you say simulataneously, you probably already have lost the blow job privilege.

Sincerely

The Ex of the BlowJob Camel

Haven't lost it yet (crossing fingers).

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Haven't lost it yet (crossing fingers).

Though you didn't answer re: sex or calling friends, it appears from your answer that there was no post-ring-giving-ceremony sex. The bj privileges are lost on a post-wedding-ceremony basis. It's embarrassing to have an engagement broken after you've called and told all your friends, so they continue during the engagement to ensure your presence at the altar.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Though you didn't answer re: sex or calling friends, it appears from your answer that there was no post-ring-giving-ceremony sex. The bj privileges are lost on a post-wedding-ceremony basis. It's embarrassing to have an engagement broken after you've called and told all your friends, so they continue during the engagement to ensure your presence at the altar.

She did just fine post-ring giving. Called the parents, yada-yada-yada, then met my closest friend (who knew it was going to happen) and her two closest friends out for drinks. Called everyone the next day. Perfectly acceptable.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She did just fine post-ring giving. Called the parents, yada-yada-yada, then met my closest friend and her two closest friends out for drinks. Called everyone the next day. Perfectly acceptable.

no sex?

I'm just giving you shit. I'm sure you will get bjs galore for years and years after you get married.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She did just fine post-ring giving. Called the parents, yada-yada-yada, then met my closest friend and her two closest friends out for drinks. Called everyone the next day. Perfectly acceptable.

Did you switch jobs before or after the engagement? Was she the motivation? Do you feel pressured to make more $$?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She did just fine post-ring giving. Called the parents, yada-yada-yada, then met my closest friend and her two closest friends out for drinks. Called everyone the next day. Perfectly acceptable.

This is the most un-Stifler-like thing you have ever said. Please bring back the Coltrane of "zing" and "your reign is over cork" fame.