A Black Hole of Happiness

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Dallas is 250 miles away. What the fuck do I know about Dallas?

Anyhow, it was established last week on the politics board that the chances of stuff blowing up in my state are way over stated.

You have encapsulized exactly the feeling I get when I read her is it Houston? posts. How are we posters on the East or West coast supposed to enjoy [for example say, coffee shops, rest. or events] specific to Houston? Unless those posts are specifically for Houston area posters of which there are so many, so if so, my bad.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
"Beating a dead horse."

Heh.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Heh.

Y'all's pet name for your manly parts is "dead horse"? Iiiiiinteresting.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ironweed
How the fucking fuck do you expect ppnyc to remember where everybody fucking lives on this fucking board? Are you fucking insane?

Dude, shit's going down in Buffalo. This would be one instance where it might behoove you to end it with your weak ass insults and give us a little local New York flavor.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dude, shit's going down in Buffalo. This would be one instance where it might behoove you to end it with your weak ass insults and give us a little local New York flavor.

FLOWER WE SHOULD HAVE REGIONAL LAW TALK FORUMS FASHION BOARD REPORTERS TO DO BEATS IN THEIR AREAS AND REPORT TO US. MR. NEWBER RETENTION ATTRACTOR

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
You have encapsulized exactly the feeling I get when I read her is it Houston? posts. How are we posters on the East or West coast supposed to enjoy [for example say, coffee shops, rest. or events] specific to Houston? Unless those posts are specifically for Houston area posters of which there are so many, so if so, my bad.

Fine. You're off the VIP list.

Invitation stands for everyone else.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
What the fuck do you expect her to do? Drive to Dallas and post about what she sees?

I look at RT as kind of a roving reporter. I am a little surprised she hasn't been to Iraq and Afghanistan to give first-hand updates to Politics Board posters.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Dallas is 250 miles away. What the fuck do I know about Dallas?

Anyhow, it was established last week on the politics board that the chances of stuff blowing up in my state are way over stated.

Who knew Dallas was so near the coast? With all the heated debate about Houston, we totally neglected to discuss the importance of shrimping in Dallas.

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dude, shit's going down in Buffalo. This would be one instance where it might behoove you to end it with your weak ass insults and give us a little local New York flavor.

Where were you when all that stuff happened in Indiana or Ohio or Missouri or wherever the fuck that one time, and we all wanted to know about it? That's right - nowhere. So drop the guilt trip bullshit already.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
You have encapsulized exactly the feeling I get when I read her is it Houston? posts. How are we posters on the East or West coast supposed to enjoy [for example say, coffee shops, rest. or events] specific to Houston? Unless those posts are specifically for Houston area posters of which there are so many, so if so, my bad.

That is a good point. She is so Houston Houston Houston Houston Houston. I want to read more about commuting from the distant suburbs of Manhattan.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ironweed
Where were you when all that stuff happened in Indiana or Ohio or Missouri or wherever the fuck that one time, and we all wanted to know about it? That's right - nowhere. So drop the guilt trip bullshit already.

Still, when the steampipe exploded I expected more first hand reporting from you I ended up having to depend on Pony for the asbestos analysis. I'm just saying.

[dtb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Things, um, apparently blew up in Dallas. CNN hasn't gotten around to actually posting a story about it yet though. Looks like the worst of it is just across the highway (south) from Reunion Tower.

So blowjob is the same thing as blowup job? I suppose there is an explosion in each instance.

Ok, never mind.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Still, when the steampipe exploded I expected more first hand reporting from you I ended up having to depend on Pony for the asbestos analysis. I'm just saying.

Go do your own goddamn motherfucking steampipe explosion reporting, whiny-assed lazy bitch.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Go do your own goddamn motherfucking steampipe explosion reporting, whiny-assed lazy bitch.

is that considered part of my new fitness program? or is it an example of my sense of victim entitlement?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
You have encapsulized exactly the feeling I get when I read her is it Houston? posts. How are we posters on the East or West coast supposed to enjoy [for example say, coffee shops, rest. or events] specific to Houston? Unless those posts are specifically for Houston area posters of which there are so many, so if so, my bad.

Alonzo. What, all so soon asleep! I wish mine eyes
Would, with themselves, shut up my thoughts. I find
They are inclined to do so.

Sebastian. Please you, sir,
Do not omit the heavy offer of it.
It seldom visits sorrow; when it doth,
It is a comforter.