Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
They're on TV? Sheesh. I knew there was something up with all those phone calls to LA. I bet they have their own agent now and everything. No wonder people stop them on the street and ask for pictures. I wonder if they can get me into any Superbowl parties.

You can retire now! You supported them for a long time, now it is their turn to support you. I have to watch the mega-bunny bit first though.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I give you Fusilli Jerry!



Link: www.mardinedavisart.com/

Damn. If this keeps up, I'm going to have to bring you some news.

Today in sports...Shaq and Kobe Bryant want to play in tonight's game against the Sonics. Bastards. Can't they just sit down and heal for 1 more night?

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[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I give you Fusilli Jerry!



Link: www.mardinedavisart.com/

Thank you.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
They're on TV? Sheesh. I knew there was something up with all those phone calls to LA. I bet they have their own agent now and everything. No wonder people stop them on the street and ask for pictures. I wonder if they can get me into any Superbowl parties.

Not going to the Hotel Derek tonight?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by taxwonk
That's probably why she dreams at night about fucking Thurgreed.

No telling Momma's secrets.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
No telling Momma's secrets.

Great, now everyone's fantasizing* about Wanker and TM DPing you and the board is dead. Nice.

*or whatever, nightmarizing?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Great, now everyone's fantasizing* about Wanker and TM DPing you and the board is dead. Nice.

*or whatever, nightmarizing?

It's not my fault if you people have vivid imaginations.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Great, now everyone's fantasizing* about Wanker and TM DPing you and the board is dead. Nice.

*or whatever, nightmarizing?

I just got back from using my vomit bucket. Did I miss anything?

[NotFromHere]

I love this - Johnny Depp is afraid of heights and clowns.

"Academy Award nominee Johnny Depp did a better job of acting in “Pirates of the Caribbean” than most viewers realize. “He’s terribly afraid of heights,” says a source familiar with film’s production. “In some scenes he had to overcome it, some scenes they just had to shoot around it and accommodate his fear.” Depp’s rep didn’t return calls for comment, but according to published reports, Depp also has a morbid fear of clowns. . . . "

And when is it OK to wear a velour tracksuit outside of the house?
I see this quite often now and I find it disturbing. I have never had the desire to wear a running suit to Safeway, unless I was running there. Why is this look so popular now?


"Jennifer Lopez was so thrilled to hear that Natalie Portman likes her clothes that she sent her loads of freebies including a nifty velour tracksuit, according to Heat magazine. . . . "
obligatory linkage don't miss the story of Paula Abdul who was sleepy (drunk) during an interview

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I love this - Johnny Depp is afraid of heights and clowns.

A friend of mine has clown fear.

I didn't know this until I waved at a clown in the car next to us on the Bay Bridge. My friend, trapped between the clown car and the San Francisco Bay freaked out, yelling "YOU DON'T WAVE AT CLOWNS" at me while taking evasive action, speeding up and trying to put as much distance between us and the clown car. The clown, perhaps moved by my gesture of greeting, perhaps amused at my friend's reaction, followed us on almost to Albany. We lost him somewhere around the Gilman exit.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A friend of mine has clown fear.

I didn't know this until I waved at a clown in the car next to us on the Bay Bridge. My friend, trapped between the clown car and the San Francisco Bay freaked out, yelling "YOU DON'T WAVE AT CLOWNS" at me while taking evasive action, speeding up and trying to put as much distance between us and the clown car. The clown, perhaps moved by my gesture of greeting, perhaps amused at my friend's reaction, followed us on almost to Albany. We lost him somewhere around the Gilman exit.

This is bizarre. I don't get it. I have a friend who has a morbid fear of harlquins. Clowns just freak her out. But she can't even look at the "evil harlequins" she says they're the devil. I asked her why just the guys with the patterned outfits. She doesn't know - she's just freaked out by them.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Depp’s rep didn’t return calls for comment, but according to published reports, Depp also has a morbid fear of clowns. . . . "

Damn straight. Clowns are just about the most terrifying thing I can think of. Even before Gacy. All that white makeup, and the noses, and the hair, and the baggy clothes. Who knows what's going on under there. :shock:

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
A friend of mine has clown fear.
....
The clown, perhaps moved by my gesture of greeting, perhaps amused at my friend's reaction, followed us on almost to Albany. We lost him somewhere around the Gilman exit.

Or maybe, because it was a clown, S/HE WAS COMING TO KILL YOU. You ever think of that, Miss Waives-At-Clowns? Do you juggle with chainsaws too? Russian Roulette? Are you crazy?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Damn straight. Clowns are just about the most terrifying thing I can think of. Even before Gacy. All that white makeup, and the noses, and the hair, and the baggy clothes. Who knows what's going on under there. :shock:

This is my friend's defense of his actions after the clown-waving incident:

In my own defense, let me just say that I am very good at driving recklessly and with a flagrant disregard for posted speed limits and was in complete, perfect control the entire time.

That and...IT WAS A FRICKIN' CLOWN!!! What did you want me to do - Let it follow us home and murder us in our sleep? 'cause that's what they can do, you know. Clowns. Oh, sure - no doubt moooooost of them are safe. Mooooost of the time, juggling hand-grenades is probably safe enough, too. But merrily waving at strange clown weaving in traffic in a terrifyingly decrepit clown-car is just asking for trouble. And let me tell you this my friends - this was no jet-setting clown - this was an embittered, seedy, alcoholic, pill-popping, serial-killer clown, if I ever saw one.

Frankly, I think all that were present at that...incident...owe me a debt of gratitude. Yessir, gratitude. I look after my own, I do.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Damn straight. Clowns are just about the most terrifying thing I can think of.

baltassoc! Speaking of terrifying things, I heard there is dwarf wrestling up in Baltimore. Can you confirm this? Have you been?


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Bunny