Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
You really should say, "THIS IS A PICTURE OF A GIANT PENIS." I was expecting a dumb story or something, not a photo.

You're just mad because it made you moist.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
[Unbelieveable belly pic]

Holy crap - I hadn't heard that reproductive science had progressed so far that a man might give birth to a rhino!

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Holy crap - I hadn't heard that reproductive science had progressed so far that a man might give birth to a rhino!

I'm not sure I'd classify that as progress.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
So no belly dancing? No bellying up to the bar?

No bellybutton? What about when used to modify the word "ring," or "lint"?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I hate it when my mom visits and plays with the cats, saying "Look at the little pussy... Such a cute pussy..." I just can't deal with it. If I hear her from the other room, I can't help but imagine she's in a '70s porn. "Pussy" as a term for cats should be banned.

On my way home just now, I passed a huge truck with a bumper sticker that read "Happiness is a tight pussy."

I believe this is the first sign of the coming of the apocolypse.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
a huge truck with a bumper sticker that read "Happiness is a tight pussy."

While I generally agree with the sentiment, that's a rather excessive example of wearing one's emotions on one's sleeve.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
On my way home just now, I passed a huge truck with a bumper sticker that read "Happiness is a tight pussy."

I believe this is the first sign of the coming of the apocolypse.

It's the first sign of some kind of coming...

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
No bellybutton? What about when used to modify the word "ring," or "lint"?

I want to go on record here as being a fan of bellybuttons. A world without bellybuttons would be sad.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
On my way home just now, I passed a huge truck with a bumper sticker that read "Happiness is a tight pussy."

I believe this is the first sign of the coming of the apocolypse.

Tight pussies? I know there are no virgins left, but I think you're exaggerating.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Tight pussies? I know there are no virgins left, but I think you're exaggerating.

TM

She must be short. Sebby said the taller girls have the smaller ones.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She must be short. Sebby said the taller girls have the smaller ones.

You need a shoehorn...

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Here, I'll gross you out a little more... A buddy of mine claims he saw Alan Dershowitz sporting this look on some isolated beach on Nantucket or M's Vineyard.

My buddy said he's a natural redhead.

Yes, I know I didn't need that last line.

This one's a question for the ladies. Poll: Do you find men with red hair attractive? If yes, does it matter whether it's curly or str8? [disclosure -- black hair here, but have two red-headed brothers-in-law]

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
On my way home just now, I passed a huge truck with a bumper sticker that read "Happiness is a tight pussy."

I believe this is the first sign of the coming of the apocolypse.

It's all fun and games until the household pets die of alcohol poisoning.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's all fun and games until the household pets die of alcohol poisoning.

Qwhiff...

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
black hair here, but have two red-headed brothers-in-law

Are they step-children?

TM