Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04 - Page 269

pony_trekker · 05-03-2004, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by andViolins
Uh, Bilmore? Do you know something that no one else knows?

Demand for answers after fatal fall

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Stanley Mordarsky was about 5 feet 2 inches and 230 pounds.
Germaine Mordarsky said her son had cerebral palsy from birth and had asthma and diabetes. The disabilities made walking difficult, but he could get around by using a scooter, she said. "He loved the amusement park," she said. But later, Mordarsky said she wanted answers about why her son was allowed on the ride to begin with.

"I'm worried about something else happening to another person like that. . . . I can't figure out why at 80 miles an hour they let him get on that. That's ridiculous when somebody isn't a firm walker."

http://www.boston.com/news/local/art...er_fatal_fall/

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aV

Fuck the cripple excuse: fat bastards like that shouldn't be allowed to ride rides. Tip the fucking ferris wheel over why don't ya?

Look I ain't no skinnie minnie but there should be weight limits in the movies, ballparks, subways, amusement parks etc.

I couldn't believe it one day, I went to a ball game by my self and my seat was right next to some 400 pound fat fuck. I still have black and blue marks on my arms from being elbowed during his hot dog-eating rampage ("Five with mustard please"!)

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-03-2004, 10:11 AM

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Originally posted by ironweed
I am very pleased to see that after all this time everyone is still talking about boob jobs and Less's shrivelled cock. I can curse here, can't I?

Another one returns. 8track and Ironweed within days of each other? It's like you guys are flounders looking for a check.

TM

05-03-2004, 10:22 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Another one returns. 8track and Ironweed within days of each other? It's like you guys are flounders looking for a check.

TM

I was just waiting until I could be certain that Penske and PLF had been completely, irrevocably and retroactively banned from these boards. What a relief to finally be free from all of their tiresome tiresomeness.

mmm3587 · 05-03-2004, 10:26 AM

I'm not sure what the current official policy is, but I'd like to make a humble request that people take it a little easy with the pictures. I think a few of them have recently crossed the line past what should have been shown and what should have been linked to, and the fact that I'm getting red Xs when I view them at work instead of home means that the internet filters agree.

Even if they're getting past peoples' filters, some of them have been pretty disgusting.

So, I vote for discretion. Also, "Fifty-five, stay alive" and "I pass on grass."

bold_n_brazen · 05-03-2004, 10:27 AM

Gentlemen:

An article entitled "How to use a hand puppet to meet, attract, and date tons of single women..."

From the article:

"When you see a girl that you're attracted to, approach her and tap her on the shoulder lightly with your puppet and when she turns around raise your hand puppet towards her face and say something like this with your puppet, "Hi beautiful, would you like to dance with me?" Move your puppet up and down with your hand as you are saying your script just as if the puppet was really talking. And be sure to talk in a real silly voice.

What happens next? She's going to die laughing and think that you are so funny. Plus, you will make a very favorable impression on her because women love a guy with a sense of humor. And, of course, she will most likely dance with you."

http://www.enotalone.com/article/58.html

Let me clue you all in. This approach would be unsuccessful with me.

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-03-2004, 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
I'm not sure what the current official policy is, but I'd like to make a humble request that people take it a little easy with the pictures. I think a few of them have recently crossed the line past what should have been shown and what should have been linked to, and the fact that I'm getting red Xs when I view them at work instead of home means that the internet filters agree.

We've covered this. If you don't want non-nude photos popping up on your screen, go to user options or whatever and change it so that you get a link instead of the photo. Then you can police yourself.

Somebody take this mmmm kid under their wing already.

TM

Not Me · 05-03-2004, 10:30 AM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
I'm not sure what the current official policy is, but I'd like to make a humble request that people take it a little easy with the pictures. I think a few of them have recently crossed the line past what should have been shown and what should have been linked to, and the fact that I'm getting red Xs when I view them at work instead of home means that the internet filters agree.

Even if they're getting past peoples' filters, some of them have been pretty disgusting.

So, I vote for discretion. Also, "Fifty-five, stay alive" and "I pass on grass."

I agree. If it doesn't stop, I am going to have to turn off the pictures entirely.

Why don't people just post links with SPREE disclosures? Even fucking Thottam has the decency to link to his pics rather than posting them and to warn people about graphic links.

Not Me · 05-03-2004, 10:33 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
We've covered this. If you don't want non-nude photos popping up on your screen, go to user options or whatever and change it so that you get a link instead of the photo. Then you can police yourself.

Somebody take this mmmm kid under their wing already.

TM

Tush Munch, you are such an asshole. Even fucking Thottam behaves better than you.

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-03-2004, 10:36 AM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
"When you see a girl that you're attracted to, approach her and tap her on the shoulder lightly with your puppet and when she turns around raise your hand puppet towards her face and say something like this with your puppet, "Hi beautiful, would you like to dance with me?" Move your puppet up and down with your hand as you are saying your script just as if the puppet was really talking. And be sure to talk in a real silly voice.

I wasn't about to take dating advice from this guy (after all, he's only holding one rose and no chocolates!):

But then I read this: "This article written by Don Diebel (Americas #1 Singles Expert)," so I guess I'm changing my approach.

Do you think this one is big enough?

TM

purse junkie · 05-03-2004, 10:49 AM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Gentlemen:

An article entitled "How to use a hand puppet to meet, attract, and date tons of single women..."

http://www.enotalone.com/article/58.html

Let me clue you all in. This approach would be unsuccessful with me.

Gentlemen, never, never take pick-up-chicks advice from a man who looks like Larry from Three's Company. If only he'd loosen the tie a bit to reveal the gold medallions nestled in his chest thatch, it would make it so much simpler.

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-03-2004, 10:50 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Southwest....ap/index.html

TM

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 05-03-2004, 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
We've covered this. If you don't want non-nude photos popping up on your screen, go to user options or whatever and change it so that you get a link instead of the photo. Then you can police yourself.

We also covered it by creating a porn board for the truly pornographic stuff.

It's a lot more fun not having to block display of photos . . .

ThurgreedMarshall · 05-03-2004, 11:10 AM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
We also covered it by creating a porn board for the truly pornographic stuff.

It's a lot more fun not having to block display of photos . . .

Non-nude. Non-truly-pornographic. Whatever. The point is, if you're afraid of seeing something you think is work inappropriate that others do not, take the extra step.

TM

taxwonk · 05-03-2004, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Thanks AdL. Now I have that Dr. Octagon bit stuck in my head again.

If I had known there was lording over going on I would have got here sooner. Did I mention that I invented the term "checking the box," or "CTB" as it's known to all you newbers? Not to be confused with "TCB," which was invented by one of Thomas Alva Edison's right-wing socks.

You fucking liar. I fucking invented checking the fucking box. You fuckedy-fuck-fuck.

str8outavannuys · 05-03-2004, 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It is shorter than an eleven-foot pole, but longer than the inevitable "Saturday Night Live - The Best of Horatio Sanz" dvd.

Speaking of which, I caught some of SNL this week while in Toronto. Jimmy Fallon cracked up again, and caused everybody else to as well. It was during a sketch called "Debbie Downer," which would have been bastante-funny in its own right, but was downright hilarious with everyone losing their shit on live TV. Pretty good stuff.

Oh, and the reason i was up so early Friday morning was to catch a flight to Toronto. And Friday night's game was fantastic, thanks all.

(though last night, watched from the airport, not so much)