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Replaced_Texan · 03-17-2005, 05:03 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No, but I did have a FB dream about you last night. I haven't mentioned it b/c it's okay when an FBetty dreams about an FBoy, but not vice versa.

Oh dear I've said too much.

Nothing happened.

Story of my life.

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Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.

*sigh* We're soulmates.

Shape Shifter · 03-17-2005, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Story of my life.

*sigh* We're soulmates.

Was that a belated 10/12 birthday wish?

Shape Shifter · 03-17-2005, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Well, son of a bitch. I was going to make a comment about how you people think I'm obnoxious, and here someone is using the Anon feature to be even more obnoxious - and now the hate is on me?
Why the hate?
What are you, TM now?
It's not me.
Besides I have more important things to worry about.

You're worried about Montana? Maybe you really didn't deserve that #1 seed.

ltl/fb · 03-17-2005, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No, but I did have a FB dream about you last night. I haven't mentioned it b/c it's okay when an FBetty dreams about an FBoy, but not vice versa.

Oh dear I've said too much.

Nothing happened.

I don't buy that nothing happened. Tell us.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-17-2005, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Story of my life.

Coltrane, who has never not cheated on a woman (except for his current one), decided to be faithful...IN HIS DREAM. Coltrane's subconcious is an idiot.

spookyfish · 03-17-2005, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No, but yesterday was my ten twelfths birthday, does that count?

No. I take it back.

Anne Elk · 03-17-2005, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Resist. Write your own.

Vogon Poetry Generator

See, see the talkative sky
Marvel at its big brown depths.
Tell me, Hank do you
Wonder why the gnu ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel buzzed.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your reschlongulus facial growth
That looks like
A cheese.
What's more, it knows
Your hard drive potting shed
Smells of lime.
Everything under the big talkative sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm frying fishs.

Somehow it makes sense.

Bad_Rich_Chic · 03-17-2005, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
And now my day is complete.

Well, someone has to take responsibility for continuing the great tradition of on-topic posts that bore the crap out of everyone. And no one else is volunteering.

Incidentally, I have sent away for some of this "mineral makeup" stuff. Sounds totally scam-y, yet strangely fills me with hope that I, too, will achieve skin of airbrushed perfection in minutes. (As a product of a childhood spent watching Walter Cronkite in the 70s, I still secretly want to believe everything I see on TV.)

I will report in.

ltl/fb · 03-17-2005, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Coltrane, who has never not cheated on a woman (except for his current one), decided to be faithful...IN HIS DREAM. Coltrane's subconcious is an idiot.

Nah, you are reconciling yourself to monogamy. It's kind of sweet, really, assuming that Sequels and/or you feel monogamy has any value for you.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-17-2005, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Nah, you are reconciling yourself to monogamy. It's kind of sweet, really, assuming that Sequels and/or you feel monogamy has any value for you.

I'm dead inside.

ltl/fb · 03-17-2005, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm dead inside.

Maybe you will liven up if you cheat on Sequels. Wanker might offer his wife.

SlaveNoMore · 03-17-2005, 05:19 PM

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robustpuppy
The reason you don't know what I look like when I smile is that your company is so odious that I found it impossible to smile around you. Get over it already.

The more obsessed you become about convincing people on this board that I am unattractive, the more you solidify your image as a jealous, vicious, desperate, sad, lonely, passive-aggressive, pathetic, bitter bitch. The fact that you hurl insecurity and narcicissm at other people as insults is completely laughable. What drives your ceaseless capacity to develop and bear grudges?

I sincerely hope, for your sake, that developing a distinct internet persona and an impressive ouevre of provocative posts gives you a sense of fulfillment as you wander through your lonely days on this earth, making ex-friends at every turn.

You don't make people who have rejected you regret their choice to do so.

I just wanted to see this again.

:bang:

PS - the Shepherd's Pie at lunch today was DEEE-lish

SlaveNoMore · 03-17-2005, 05:20 PM

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Hank Chinaski
I heard she developed that posting style because she needed an outlet for her rage. Too often on the road she had urges to hit other cars to show the bad drivers.

They let her drive????

greatwhitenorthchick · 03-17-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Coltrane, who has never not cheated on a woman (except for his current one), decided to be faithful...IN HIS DREAM. Coltrane's subconcious is an idiot.

Who was the spurned FBetty?

notcasesensitive · 03-17-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Poor ncs. Why do you slander her so?

It really wasn't a very nice welcome back from lunch. Thanks for sticking up for me. I am, at worst, the 5th or 6th Lamest Poster Ever. Heck I'm not even in the top 5 for Most Prolific Poster Ever anymore.